Well that’s awkward

Well that’s awkward

unfortunately for her, real men prefer 2d

she looks cute
i dont watch trap porn so i should be in the clear

well, it's not like I had a chance with my looks, so I'll stick to vidya

literally who?

And they wonder why we call them cunts

cool thread

Then she should already know they want traps instead of disgusting whores like herself

It's only awkward if you really are an insecure, cuck boy.

>GIVE ME ATTENTION WHAA

I hope she enjoys living with her 30 cats in her little shitty studio apartment at the age of 50 and then commits suicide when she realizes she can't have children anymore

Im gonna jerk off to this verbal abuse.

99% sure that's a guy

shes right tho, u sound like a fucking loser

stay fucking dragon dildos

Ohhhhhhh, it is. Within seconds, you get the taste of bitterness.

I don't like to throw around the word scrumptious, but god damn.

Hey I have one of those too.

Men want a real woman, not attention seeking self absorbed camera whores.

>Friend of mine
>Manlet
>Small dick
>Plays a lot of vidya
>Smashes the more pussy then anyone I know
>Chicks at work line up for his lil dick
Guys the only thing you need is charisma.

>shes right tho
she is, but "real" men don't want cock carousel expired used goods either. Something something glass houses something something rocks.

Real men here by known as walking wallets/ credit cards, tradesman, father's of the year/ baby sitters and general punching bags. Yeah bah fuck off bitch robots are going to replace you.

Cool, if she's right she's right.
Why are women trying to impede on sex robots though and claim we are initiating rape culture bullshit.

>"hey woman, hold up this sign for me that i wrote"
>"whats the point of this sign? i dont get it?"
>"dont worry about it. im just using this for the upvotes"

literally how these types of pictures are made.

Or a bottle of chloroform.

I’d take all that over a real woman anyday. Also, on an unrelated note, is it weird if, when my dad asks me to date the daughter of a gal he knows in Thailand, my first thought was “I hope she has a dick.”

real men want neetbux, vidya and sugarmamas, not scheming, money grubbing, manipulative, ignorant no assets twats.

Genuinely curious why you seem to be so intimately familiar with your friend's penis size?

Good one

Correct.

My wife plays more than I do nowadays, so I don't really get these posts.

bbut some girls like cucks

You're retarded if you think that would stop anyone from fucking her. Nice cope though.

JUEGOS DE VIDEO

Showers after football, in europe it's normal to do it naked and there are no stalls, everyone can see each other.

>i want real men
>but i also need feminism

Those are incompatible, its one or the other.

yeah me too

Not videogames.

>he doesn't know what caliber his friend is packing
>he has never had a meaningful friendship

pretty sure that girl in OP pic plays alot of candycrush and shitty facebook games, but THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

>Implying video game playing, trap porn watching cuck boys want a real woman.
Fucking jokes on her.

Are you suprised that that bitch doesnt represent all women?

Complete real no fake story from an user. Trust him.

If you're watching trap porn I don't think you want a "real woman" anyway.

>every women wants X
>every man wants X
>every X wants Y

Don’t do this.

>real men want sugarmamas, videogames, and not working

No, you're a child.

Good thing I don't watch trap porn or play videogames

wait, what's Y tho

does she show her dick?

People, regardless of gender, have no idea what they want and their "needs" fluctuate from moment to moment. It's all a way to busy themselves, much like all of us posting in this thread.

That's what they really want. They want the shitposters.

I'm gay tho

Who said anything about no one wanting to fuck her?
She'll be pumped and dumped forever, until she has to settle for some plain asshole

>U R LYING
It's not that hard to get pussy as long as you arent horribly ugly or dirty.

Can confirm.
t. real man

Video game playing, trap porn watcher here. Don't care. Not even single.

>Surfs video game thread
HAHA GAMERS ARE LOSERS

lolwat

I did have a short, fat roommate with a nice face and smile. He brought home a girl like every other week, so this 'charisma' angle is fine.

He apparently got sexual harassment charges at work after we parted ways though, so take it with a grain a salt.

I'm good looking and have a big dick so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Salty virgin detected

What was he normally hard while in the shower?

Not me. I have what I want and I am satisfied

cared enough to post; that puss c gotcha.

>real men prefer 2d
fuck off weeb, even ironically this sentence is fucking retarded

t. salty twat

Nonbinary, yo.

Explain that to my wife.

I don't want women I only want to die

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That's cool I don't want to get HIV from Tyrone's leftovers anyway.

You're really not.

Well I don't want want this thot who cant respect my tastes and interests

>OY VEY WHY ARE THE GENTILES NOT COMPLYING
i like the redditspacing too

piss off cuck

This.

No but I dont assume he pentuples in size, he also admitted having a small one while being drunk ones which wasn't a suprise to anyone but his gf told him it didn't matter anyways.
Then he cheated on her, the fucking madmen

t. PhD in sociology
fuck off

t. reddit soyim

If you could follow your interests without having to work youd be an idiot not to do it. Work is often a means to just gain money. Unless your interests line up with your work.

>OP currently

something tells me that she's not gonna have a hard time finding a good male

roll for your loli

Hey, I'm a -real- man.

I want a mom who pays for me.

I want to play video games.

And I want to not work or get an education.

This is a child or indistinguishable from a child. I'm sorry you're so assblasted that you're still a child in body and mind, but that's the case.

t. PhD in gender studies

Why is someone giving them head?
Look at their lap, that's a human head of hair

PREACH

Guys I figured out the secret to getting a gf

all you have to do is just beeeee urself

Im okay with anything, loli is life.

>more like

>every post is redditspacing unless its a wall of text
Otherwise I agree with you, but that guy id probably baiting

>By being a weeb NEET I'm totally rebelling against the Jew World Order

>I want a mom who pays for me.
a lot of women want a daddy who pays for them. Whats wrong with men wanting something similar?

Or a cat.
Or a kiwi bird or her minge

Male virgins older than 20 should be executed on the spot. They're just a burden on society.
Proof: this thread.

...

Sure

Um, I mean most people could do that, but I prefer a high quality standard of living, preferably a girl (which you need to have a decent standard of living; no girl wants a guy who can't take care of himself), and I like to vacation which costs money.

That's reality.

Lucky fucker

Why are you racist against children?

>cuck ! cuck ! cuck !
Pretty sure the cuck is the one who considers his wife to be a cartoon character every 8grader jacks off to.

really got this one triggered

shes salty because she has to work :)

No, the MJ one is more appropriate.

>unironically wanting a used goods girl"""""""""""""""friend""""""""""""""
just kys!