Why don't you play your switch on the toilet user?

Why don't you play your switch on the toilet user?

Switch deserves to be IN the toilet

It would be fun to see whether you can take a shit before the master sword breaks.

I would if i had one.
Waiting for price drop
Or an addict selling his on craigslist

....LMAO THE MASTER SWORD CAN ACTUALLY BREAK?!

Why would I be on the toilet long enough to actually be concerned about trying to play some switch games?

temporarily, it regens after 15 mins or something

if you beat the dlc it becomes unbreakable

Because my turds are so huge they require concentration.

What's the point? I only shit like once every 10 days.

because I'm not a constipated obeast.

if you take more than 4 minutes to take a shit there's something wrong with you.

Beating the dlc makes it unbreakable. That's pretty unforgivable.

How the fuck you people are not dead yet

eat more fiber, please

If you play video games on the toilet you're going to get hemorrhoids

it is what it is

by the time you're good enough at the game to get the tengen toppa master sword it won't be any use to you anyway

classic endgame weapon problem

Thats definitely not good. How do you not feel like shit? If i dont poop for more than 3 days i feel gross as fuck

I'm sure I could shit sooner, but it sucks when you have to squeeze out a tiny shit, instead of it forcing its way out.

Because I only spend like 2 or 3 minutes in there. What the fuck do you even do in there that takes long enough to play games?

I shit like twice a day. Though when I was traveling I shat like once a week, dunno why.

you think i want my switch to be exposed to shit fumes?

Can I use this to watch anime?

on hulu

I can't load it up with media files? That's a little lame.

Taking a shit is a retreat from life, like shaving or showering or having a quiet smoke. I don't dilute escapism or introspection by mixing them together.