Anyone feel like half of Sup Forums are just shills?

Anyone feel like half of Sup Forums are just shills?
Every other OP is either
>Hey Sup Forums, have you played this game? Its totally awesome!
or
>Why is Sup Forums not talking about this game?
What the fuck man

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boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/what went wrong/type/op/
reddit.com/user/magaololol
reddit.com/user/halozchariot
reddit.com/user/mxtexan673
twitter.com/AnonBabble

user, this is a board about talking about video games.

>People wanting to discuss a game so they just use the generic phrases
>WHY IS ALL OF VP SHILL????????

Paranoia isn't healthy. Please consider seeking help.

We asked for user IDs and flags. This is all your fault.

Shills aren't real, but if they were, I'd still rather have them than the shitposters.

But that's not how normal human beings talk about video games. If you're gonna market your game, be a little subtle about it.

t. Marketer
I'm on to you...

Point to an OP that talk me about a video game like that. And by the way falseflaggers and shitposters exist.

>talk me
* talks.

I don't know, but you should really buy a Nintendo® Switch® and the epic open world adventure game The Elder Scrolls®: Skyrim™ from the renowned video game company Bethesda Softworks®.

You've never been excited after partaking in some media and wanted to share that experience with others?

>Shills instantly seething
LMAO

OP are you retarded? Like shilling would be something like:
>Why aren't you playing X
and whatnot.

>frogposter

>partaking in some media
Holy fuck. Marketers literally cannot talk like normal people.

Posting quality is getting lower. user, I know life is hard and it takes a bit more energy, but please at least try to put more thought into your posts.

If you're 13 yeah maybe. But no adult gets hyped enough to tell others to buy a video game unless he's a marketer.

They aren't paid. They're stupid kids who can't not act like shitposting robots.

SEEEEEEETHING

You're posting a nazi frog OP, you don't have any room to the criticize.

>people enjoy a game and want to talk about it
>WTF SHIILLS?!?!?!?!?

The fact that Larian studios literally shilled Div OS2 here non stop and even admitting to it made me all uneasy about the anons here.

Virallers drip with passive aggressiveness, they CANNOT handle being called out

source for that?
I know I made a DOS2 thread once because I wanted to talk about the game.

That’s not what being passive agressive is.

Bruh, quit shilling your Latin based Germanic tongue. Speak French or something.

Just find one of the threads when Undead preview was first revealed. The shilling got so disgusting I was kinda put off from following the subsequent threads after that.

ITT: we trigger shills

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False-flagging and baiting isn’t shilling.

Kill yourself frogfucker

>Asks for proof
>j-just go back a few months and find some random posts!

Nigger

This is Sup Forums, not /vp/.

Why do I feel like I'm reading posts from that reddit Trump board?

You know how real human beans do not talk?

> FUCKING SHILL, REEEEEE
> YOU RESPONDED TO MY COMMENT, SHILL! FUCKING SHILL!
> t.(anything)
> *posts Pepe*
> Makes these threads to call everybody who responds a shill, or wait for another frog poster

I really don't understand Sup Forums anymore, even less so every summer.

It gets worse and worse; no wonder Literally who? sold this shit hole to Gook-Moot.

Not really. 1/4 is this game talk about it. 1/4 this game sucks as lololol XD. 1/4 consolewars. 1/4 not game related shit

Man these are some very dedicated trolls that advertise for corporations for free online. If only they could turn that into a job, their time would not be wasted.

>shills

If "shills" = teenage brats who's mommy can only afford to buy them one system and so they shitpost constantly, sure, Sup Forums is mostly shills.

I feel this way particularly about the SC2 threads.

People that think most of Sup Forums are "shills" for things they wanna talk about are mentally ill. I can't imagine being so paranoid.

They do come often

What kind of fucking retard shill would make a thread like that?
All you have to do is slap a fucking image of whatever you're trying to sell and one of the many meme phrases and you dumb cunts will lap it up
Here, I'll give you an example
boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/what went wrong/type/op/

>trolls can’t be this dedicated
New to the internet? People like Barneyfag exist, there are trolls who will fuck with communities for years on end

Why would you go to Reddit?
Why would you go to the Trump subreddit?
Why would you pretend like you don't know what the name of the Trump subreddit is?

Clearly you're not around when a new game is a week from release. Just wait till Xenoblade 2 is about to come out and all the treehouse shills will be spamming this board.

just another problem that could be fixed by mods actually doing their job and redirecting general threads to /vg/. in the end Sup Forums could have always been slightly better if we just had consistent moderation.

>redditor projects his shit onto me
No thanks, fag.

It's worse than that

Have you tried not being a massive autist?

Barneyfag isn't selling you anything.

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these "women" need to get grabbed right in the pussy

None of the accounts in your image exist.
reddit.com/user/magaololol
reddit.com/user/halozchariot
reddit.com/user/mxtexan673

Then he has no rational reason to be dedicated. And neither do these “shills” even though they’re so persistent. Persistence is a meaningless argument for the existence of shills on Sup Forums.

>When you can't fathom people might actually genuinely be having fun playing video games and be excited to talk about the games they play online so you fabricate yourself a narrative that anyone showing a shred of enthusiasm is faking it for money and everyone is secretly as cynical and miserable as you

Must suck being a dumb frogposter

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP EXPOSING ME, I NEED MY JOB

>Sup Forums
>Normal human beings
Pick one

it's funny but sad at the same time

Damn he wrote a paragraph about being butthurt about people not liking his shilling. You should be a writer, it pays more ;)

Well they've obviously been banned.

Microsoft is the king of shillling and I mean completely shameless spam unapologetic jam it down your throat cancer shit on the competition 24/7 while you spam shill type of shilling. It makes my dick hard knowing the Xbox is failing globally despite their 24 hours a day 7 days a week all year round shilling efforts

SO FUCKING MAD AHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Barneyfag is an autistic Canadian. His reason for dedication is irrational hatred.
Actually that pretty much fuels this site. Maybe he's not so different.

It's not that half of Sup Forums is shills. It's that 95% of Sup Forums are low effort-false flagging shitposters.

I don't think I've ever seen a sensible post that has a pepe attached to it. As soon as the frog is posted, all sincerity melts away. It's just gonna be bullshit. It always is.

So you're telling me all those Battlefront 2/AssCreed Unity/Shadow of War posts lately were genuine anons who liked the game?

Wasnt there some thing Microsoft was sending out to sites on how to talk about the xbone and one of the rules was "Call it the Xbox One and not the Xbone"? I swear a mod stickied it here.

I'd say your just being paranoid OP but the only games they want to talk are shit shows like BF2

You've substracted all meaning from the word shill by now.

They gave Polygon $75,000 to make positive Xbox One buzz during launch

They also got caught bribing youtubers to say good stuff about Xbox

The amount of evidence of them shilling on Sup Forums though is staggering. The entire brand is built on smoke and once the smoke clears people realize just how garbage, cancerous and dead the Xbox platform is. What blows my mind is how much money is spent on marketing and non stop shilling trying to get people to like this shit platform and console with no games. The market needs to be able to remove th weakest link

Stop being paranoid, faggot.

The only game being unironically shilled here these days is PUBG

No one sells anything on Sup Forums, at least not the way you think. If you think corporations have any major interest marketing a game on Sup Forums nowadays, you're delusional.
Consider these options.
>someone is paid actual money to promote games on Sup Forums using low-effort stock phrases that haven't been used in marketing since the 60's
>on a place notorious for being anti-buying, pro-piracy, massive hateboner for "obvious shills" and already an apparent oversaturation of marketers

Or:
>someone browsing this website for years realizes how mad people get EVERY DAY at the thought of someone being a shill
>badly impersonate a shill to make people mad, which works EVERY TIME, no matter how "obvious" it is
>anons get mad, as per usual
>keep doing it over and over again
>anons around the world get maximum made

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, user. If you don't understand the fact that people ARE bored enough to pretend to be shills, you haven't been on Sup Forums long enough. People like to shitpost. They have done it for a decade now, and there's no stopping.

Fucking /thread