>missed out on Bitcoins
>missed out on Youtube
>missed out on Twitch
>missed out on CS:GO skins
>missed out on rare PUBG skins
>missed out on making a 2deep4you indie game
>missed out on gf
>only thing I'm good at is shitposting here
Is there any game where I can be successful?
HEY MODS WATCH THIS
*squat*
you're not even that good at shitposting, wojack
what's stopping you from making dosh from youtube now?
my autism
>tfw missed out on patreon
I hope I'm not too late
Go to school and get a job you fucking retard. I went from making 65k as soon as I graduated to making 110k in ten years.
>tfw no talent for patreon bucks
>Missed out on teenage love
>I'm 27 now
>Still a virgin
I always joked about becoming a wizard, but holy shit it just might happen
>missed out on making a 2deep4you indie game
never too late for that
It's not too late to start something user.
Bitcoin is my only regret, I've got a pretty great job, live in Japan, have a girlfriend and will probably end up having kids with her sometime soon. Life is good if you let it be.
I jelly dammit. I might just bite the bullet and go to nipland too.
there is no hope for us right?
>asian wife
lul, she gonna divorce you and rob you blind.
what should I start mate?
I though western wives does that shit
In a world where people could chip in $100 into Bitcoin 7 years ago and now retire, or make it on Youtube and social media, or making indie videogames - I reckon there will still be plenty of opportunities for anyone with a bit of common sense and initiative. Just keep trying.
One of two scenarios will happen: either science, technology and society will keep progressing, and open up opportunities for your average NEET to make it, or everything will stagnate and decline. The good news is that there are still incentives to innovate, and people like you and me might inadvertently contribute to civilization mooning, if only to avoid a sad life in the most prosperous time of human history.
Don't give up, Sup Forums
She earns roughly similar money and divorce has a massive stigma here, so nah. Should have gone with cuckoldry.
furry porn commissions
>Almost buy bitcoins at a 5 for a $1 ratio
>Stop myself because it seemed like a dumb idea
Fug
That's what white women do
>>/r9k/
You're not even good at shitposting.
ssstop
>missed out on slavery
>missed out on a railroad empire
>missed out on an oil empire
>missed out on Google
>missed out on Microsoft
>missed out on Apple
Might as well fucking kill myself
>will miss out on sexbots
>will miss out on sex with AI
>will miss out on sex with aliens
>will miss out on vr waifu sex
>will miss out on matrix like cyber sex worlds
yeah ok good words but FROM WHERE DO I FUCKING START?
Why don't you go make a patreon to support your shitposting if you think you're so good at it lmao
>born just in time to witness the cultural revolution
>tfw own 0.0022 BTC
who /rich/ here?
*Swiftly slides under you*
>this could be me
not fair
Well, you got to experience the internet when it was exciting and weird instead of a sinister tool of mass surveillance/brainwashing.
That would be something cool to tell your nephew/niece about if it was possible to turn off any of the corporate listening devices that will inhabit every space in the future.
>go back 7 in time
>invest 500 bucks into bitcoin instead of buying gaming pc
>become rich and live the ultimate neet life
It was a good dream, whish I could have sleep a bit more desu