Queue into a game

>queue into a game
>black guy on the mic

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>queue into game
>several black guys on the mic

>queue into game
>get on the mic
>pass for a black guy

>queue into a game
>girl on the mic

>queue into a game
>8 year old voice: STAAAHHHPPPPP OHMYGAWWWWWD

>queue into the game
>disable all voice comm

>queue into a game
>micspam 1960s chinese propaganda

>hear this
>go out of my way to fuck with him
every time

>queue into game
>"whats good my niggers"
>turn off mic

>micspam russian bullshit
>there were actual russians
>they begin ranting in vodka runes for some reason
>find out later I was micspamming pro-america propaganda

>Call her a hambeast
>4 different faggots speak up to defend her

>queue into a game
>open mic
>baby crying
>latin rap on full blast
>someone slamming a screen door over and over and over and over
>jose... Jose... JOSE!
>sometimes bed springs going crazy in the next room

>queue into a game
>AY YO YO AY DOG DOG YO CMON BRUH
>he's blatantly white

>queue into a game
>black girl on the mic

>"user, use your mic"
>"wtf user, you're black?"
How do they even fucking know? I don't even use slang.

>black girl on the mic
>turns out it was a black girl (male)

>Queue into game
>10 Year old is in voice chat and is trying to tell everyone what to do and gets mad no one cares

>black guy on the mic
this never happens
guess it's a burger thing

Never happens. Ever.
>tfw no thicc choco qt's in my multiplayers

>queue into American server
>get shot

>queue into a game
>muslim on the mic
>hear an explosion and he disconnects

This is why I don't play consoles online anymore.

>play a very popular normalfag game online
>always the dumbest most easily-trolled dregs of society on mic

>guys I want to see the big shark
>GUYS I WANT TO SEE THE BIG SHARK-UH
>inaudible mic cracking of previous statement
>guy tells the kids to fuck off
>starts crying

You'd think with youtube being a thing these kids would be satisfied watching their youtube idols finding the easter eggs

>Never happens
>Ultimate sorrow

You can tell people's races just by their vernacular generally

> queue into a game
> guy who is actually of Puerto-rican descent gets on mic

>que into game
>who-who-whoo-whoosh
>(sound of Scout dying)
>MOTD video I can’t close plays for 15 minutes

> GET READY FOR NEW SWIFFER WET JET

>be black
>sound like a cumskin

>Join game on Battlefield Hardline
>Hear dude's conversation about what he's going to do with his mates on the weekend
>Remember how much of a loser I am because I have no friends
>Go play The Witcher 3 or another singleplayer game to mask my sadness and disappointment

>Queue into game
>Kid is arguing with his parents on the mic

>Faggot201: Selling Team Captain, taking offers
>send trade request
>declines

> que into overwatch game
> hear this
youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>queue into game
>"oh dude"

>queue into a game
>8 years old kid keeps yelling nigger nigger nigger
>16 years old teenager keeps telling him to shut the fuck up
>full blast rap with an incomprehensible language
>CYKA BLYAT
>another kid screaming at the top of his lungs autisticly

it's weird
we've all been in some variation of this exact tableaux

this is our heritage

That picture funneh

Different races have different pitches. It's not a matter of using slang, it's just how your vocal chords work.

>that one kid you meet who isn’t an autistic retard or bossy, he’s just genuinely optimistic enough to be trying to talk to strangers online and make friends

>queue into game
>get on mic and complete the mission
>no one ever discovers that im black

> different races have different pitches

how's that phrenology essay coming up user?

>queue into game
>immediately begin talking to everyone and making friends

>Queue into a team game
>"Hey user, why aren't you using your mic?"

Pretty good, how's your day user?

>join game
>try to start a conversation
>some guy comes on the mic and says You've got five seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

>various_reload_animations.webm

>play switch game online
>no one is using the chat or the mic

oooooh

>queue into African server
>starve

>fernandohernadez2008 with 500 ping gets on the mic
>muffled unintelligible spanish
>dogs barking
>woman screaming
>baby crying
>radio blasting latin tunes
>he waddles around doing nothing and dying until he diconnects

>ISOLATED.webm

jej

Mfw I used to type thing like " selling all class unusual for one 2013 gibus" in kids servers like orange x while parading with my ghost noble pillar of hats

One billions trade offer in less than 3 seconds

I just leave and block everyone right after

too real

>queue into server
>immediately 8 people try to kill me

>Spaniard joins lat american game
>Have to listen to his lispy faggot euro Spanish accent

>queue into server
>w-w-wosh
>death scream
>LIFE IS LIKE A NIGGER

>queue into game
>voice_loopback 1
>put microphone next to speakers
???
>profit

>join trade server
>nobody’s trading
>guy in spawn playing guitar badly over the mic
>lime scout trying to get kills
>sniper peeking out the spawn door to snipe at him
>furry porn sprays
>spycrab gambling

>some backwoods retard screaming about niggers for 20 minutes
>other faggot begins mic spamming what sounds like a drill motor reaching critical levels to annoy him
>backwoods retard begins literally screaming at the top of his lungs at this
>it goes on for a solid 20 minutes
>still question why I listened to it all and peed from laughter

>Queue into game
>Some Faggot on the mic: You’re bad you’re bad you’re bad you’re
>Exit game

Are people really this insecure?

>queue into game
>"4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT AHUH"

>queue into game
>TOMOTEI, TIMOTEI, TIMOTEIII

>queue into game
>some guy who keeps testing if his mic is on by saying hello over and over but no one is responding
>some kid is screeching loudly

>baby crying
>latin rap on full blast
holy shit this is so true
especially for gta v on ps4

>One kid has mic icon next to his name
>The only sound he produces is a two second long rumbling sound every minute or so

>>queue into a game
>>black guy playing shitty unga bunga beats on the mic

>Kill them all
HAAAAAAAACCCKKKOOOOOOORRRRR
Fucking hell I used to play on Gmod pvp servers and would Shrek everyone and get called a haxor and shit but everyone is just bad