How to get a gamer boyfriend?

how to get a gamer boyfriend?

Are you a Christian fundamentalist who will dress in Victorian era dresses (I will buy them for you, made in the USA of course not china) and we can get married and play video games?

I wish I knew

>what she means by "nerd"

>dick is so small an SNES can cover it

Be an anime girl.

>be college age
>be attractive
>befriend a cute nerd boi
>hang out with him
>get him drunk
>kiss him out of nowhere
>push your hand under his shirt
>start playing with his nipples
if he submits you win, if he doesn't just find someone else

if you're female you can't get in trouble since women can't rape
if you're a man you can't get in trouble since gays are protected and he'll be too humiliated to tell anyone

Step 1. Be a female
Step 2. Don't be ugly
Step 3. Don't be a bitch

I can do that

>tfw you're on the right end of the bell curve

That means wearing bloomers too, not degenerate panties. And nothing but holding hands until we're married

>be a girl
>don't be a bitch
Thats basically it

Join a CS:GO chat and ask someone out :^)

Post boipussy.

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be born a female.

I thought you were joking the first time you posted this, but you're quite serious, aren't you? Good luck in your quest.

Git gud

Yes, I'm 100% serious.
I want a wife who will pretend it's the old days with me, when I watch television programmes like downton abbey, of films like titanic everything feels right to me. I want someone who will relive those days with me, and I am a Christian I read he bible I believe the Lords words are the truth.

Getting a gamer boyfriend is exactly the same as geting a gamer girlfriend. The steps are as follows:
1. Offer relationships to people.
2. Keep offering until you ar ein a relationship.
The more attractive you are, the fewer rejections you'll get, but the end result is the same.

user are you alright?

Yes, it's the world that's not alright.

I actually fuck a girl who's exactly like that. She doesn't care if I make fun of her religion. She's into fit confident guys mostly. Religion is a personal thing for her.

Whisper in my city is nothing but
>who wants to FUCK
>where are all the good guys/girls?!?!
>who wants to HOOK UP
>who wants to DRINK or SMOKE and/or FUCK
wew

>all I want is to date a girl (female) who actually loves games
>not even that bad looking, just can't find anyone
suffering

So I was telling my current fling this story from college:

>3rd year
>at some party where the apartment has a picnic table with two attached benches
>sit next to some fat drooling girl
>she slurs and tells me how much she likes sucking cock
>don’t really find her attractive
>”cool”
>tells me she just blew some dude at the pregame but was hungry for more cock
>”ok, I’m sure you’ll find some”
>says that she just did and grabs my crotch over my pants
>”thanks, but I’m actually going to go make a sandwich. Want one?”
>says yes and so I make her a sandwich

Anyway, never considered the gender-swapped version of that story until my fling pointed out how mad she would be in that case, and how she felt sexist for not being furious at me making my “abuser” a sandwich

Just because you're passionate about something, anything, doesn't mean you're a nerd

I want to HOOK UP, DRINK, and FUCK. And then play video games.

Fornication is a sin, Jesus said to flee fornication and Corinthian says anyone who calls you brother (another Christian) but is a fornicator, do not even eat with that person.

I'm with a girl right now who is autistic, never puts out, and is enfuriating, but has exquisite taste in videogames and porn.

My girlfriend looks bored everytime I talk to her about something I like.

You'll have no fucking trouble finding women with your taste in media believe me. I dunno about the dress though.

Lol who cares about what Jesus said

Rule One

DON'T BE FUCKING CONFRONTATIONAL ABOUT THEIR GENRE INTERESTS OR BELITTLE FOR NOT LIKING SO AND SO FRANCHISE. I'm finishing EOV over here and bitches keep asking HEY YOU GOT THE NEW POGEYMANS? and I'm like nah i didn't get because i never get second versions and i heard the story was shit.

A modest wife brings glory unto her husband, and these days a woman needs a man to guide them. The servant decieved Eve not Adam, and the media is deceiving women again telling them to fornicate and dress in revealing clothes

Have you considered muslim women? They're already sold on most of what you're asking.

Because they only care when you talk about them, their hobbies, or how you'll spend your money to support them.

Yeah but you just deal with it. We weren’t born in the timeline we wished we were.

BUT TEAM RAINBOW ROCKET

It's funny because I'm theone sinning, but you're the one who is going to hell.

No, Muslim women want to fornicate and they follow a static cult. Muhammed was possessed by demons, his whole wife convinced him the demons were God. He even told pagan prayers, and claimed they were from God, when confronted about it he said he made a mistake. Besides we don't really have many Muslims in Canada, I've met like 2 and they both did drugs and drank
It's okay, I don't mind living alone if that's the case

>She's into fit confident guys mostly.
How the fuck did she end up with you then?

you mean that thing that everyone spoiled, hijacked the plot, and resulted in Lusamine being ruined?

The Bible has loads of incest and other taboo shit. If you honestly take the Bible serious instead of a base guideline then you are truly fucked in the head.

>Be 175 cm tall average weight girl
>boring and plain as fuck
>No assets means no guys would ever be attracted to me
>NEET with no prospects on the future
>Spend the vast majority of my time with vidya
>Will probably end up as a cake in 5 years
I just want someone to play vidya with IRL and letting me keep playing my vidya without any real demands.

Just end my misery already.

>Lusamine
>ruined

Leviticus forbids it, even a step sister is forbidden

Don't be fat

LONDON

You must have missed the shitload of desperate assholes looking for someone.
That being said, they are desperate assholes, and so are you.

Female virgins and lonelies in general is just memes.
Just by being alive men will line up left and right, no matter what you look like, what you do, if you have autism, if you're socially awkward or if you're "creepy".
The female equivalent of the male virgin simply doesn't exist, and in the extremely rare cases of adult female virgins existing it's 100% by choice. Go ahead and prove me wrong.

my gamer bf loved mario, sonic and splatoon
i miss him

Holy shit user other then some bait what the fuck are you doing here? Your like a Jehovah witness that wandered into Sup Forums

K O G E

All women should be NEETS, a woman's place is in the home

I don't bait, everything I'm saying is the honest truth. And no I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, and I like video games

I would honestly feel flattered in that situation.

>No assets means no guys would ever be attracted to me
if you think a ton of guys aren't into that, you're dumb

too bad you are a peasant
and all high class things are not for you anyways

Fake news

I'm not actually but okay.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HEARTS OF IRON 3

There is literally nothing wrong with being a Jehovah's Witness

>not actually
>ass of the internet
>not peasant
ok, if you say so.

>liking video games
>As a christian
Not a Christian but I'll see you in hell bro.

it is incredibly obvious they toned the domestic abuse from SuMo to more fit the fucking anime. Also instead of Lusamine joining Rocket Rainbow along with the other leaders she just gets kidnapped. Guzma not joining was fine since his team bucked the "bad guys" mentality in the first place.

Lusamine isn't a villain in USUM

I don't really know much about them, just they deny the trinity which I don't believe in either, the roman emperor Constantine first established the idea of the trinity during the council of nicea in the 4th century AD, he had any opponent of this idea killed. If you have to spread your beliefs with the sword then it probably isn't true, there is nothing biblical about the trinity, the bible says Jesus is standing at the right hand of God, Jesus was tempted by satan, but didn't sin. God cannot tempt and cannot be tempted. All evidence in the bible points to the trinity being false, but the Catholic Church through the sword and fear of being murdered cemented this false man made doctrine as fact

Nigger it doesn't take much to be the object of affection for a fat drunk.

>Be 182cm tall average weight guy
>boring and plain as fuck
>no muscles means no girls would ever be attracted to me
>Dead end minimum wage job with no prospects on the future
>Spend the vast majority of my time with vidya
I just want someone to play vidya with IRL.

There is if you are one and come to this place. Im calling your elders.

Same but I'm a dude
Guess you actually need to work for your happiness
I fucking hate this world, can't I just life in an other one where the world is interresting and the people are friendly

No you won't, there is no eternity in Hell this is a false pagan concept adopted by the roman church. You die the second death in Hell, that's it. The only way to live for eternity is in the kingdom of heaven.
You don't know me, but okay.

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If you have no muscles, how are you alive?

>People sin in the Bible, why is this allowed?
>lol the Bible is so contradictory, people in that book aren't even perfect, lmao

>tfw I wish I was a girl just so I could go into matches and flirt with all the guys and be a massive slut for all of them

The idea excites me to no end

Hell doesn't even exist though. If it does, neat, I could use some heat since it's fucking freezing here.

I know but it's just like a kid calling you cute, it's adorible.