Game has dogs

>game has dogs
>you can't pet them

>videogame metaphor about dogs

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That floofy dog looks annoyed.

WOOFED
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We talking dogs? Look at my dog. LOOK AT HER.

Okay thank you.

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I too enjoy stories that did not happen.

>be grill
ruined

Your doggo looks like a mutt but a cute mutt. Would scratch and pet head.

What are some games that let me play as a dog?

She is very much a mutt. Surrendered to the shelter when she was only a couple months old. I'll be damned if I know what she is past CUTE

>Game has moody, snooty cat girls
>No bouncy and happy dog girls

he knows he's being used.

im fapping

Post the one where the guy throatfucked his aunt's weiner dog

Part german shepard and either part Australian shepard or cattle dog.

Kill me, Jhonny

That's more or less what I settled on. I don't know. Anyone that sees her has to stop and play this game with me. Pointy shepherd face, aussie coat, and some kind of cattle dog fine-boned build.

I just need to get one of those doggy DNA kits for the answer. HINT HINT MOM AND DAD

This is Gracie. Say something nice to her.

Kill me, Gracie

What is with dachshunds and their innate ability to suck dicks?

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What is George doing with that dog

This is cute but it also kind of makes me sad. I love playing fetch with the dog. Why do you need a machine to do it for you?

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This is the worst crime

I pretty much live the life of a dog, but I don't have happiness or people who love me.

Yeah, it's not cute it's fucking depressing.

That dog has a more meaningful relationship with a fucking machine than its owner.

you can pet d-dog in mgs5

Cute dog. 10/10 would pet.

WHET

This is so fucking stupid.

My mother-in-laws dog will pretty much play fetch till he's exhausted and falls over. She uses something like an atlatl to throw the ball, but it helps her not throw out her arm just to play with her dog.

Some dogs will happily play fetch for 8 hours straight
Some dogs can even require that much activity or they get stressed and destructive, particularly if they weren't raised right, which "BuddyTheRescueDog" would imply.
People should definitely spend as much time as they can with their pets, but if the alternative is leaving them nothing to do with their energy something like this is a great solution.

What a self-obsessed whore.

She's so cute I audibly made an "awoo" sound that I usually only do to cute animals irl.

vultures could fuck in eagles in a heartbeat, they're lucky vultures are so passive

>that chad walk at :41

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Training his dog to disregard anything from the year 2010 and back.

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