Game has dogs

>game has dogs
>you can't pet them

>videogame metaphor about dogs

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That floofy dog looks annoyed.

WOOFED
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O
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E
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We talking dogs? Look at my dog. LOOK AT HER.

Okay thank you.

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I too enjoy stories that did not happen.

>be grill
ruined

Your doggo looks like a mutt but a cute mutt. Would scratch and pet head.