*misses you*

*misses you*
*misses you*
*misses you*
*squeaks over voicechat*

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>ezpz XDDD

how fucking shitter shattered were you when you made this thread
you're gonna keep getting dumped on until you git gud, so why not use this time to practice rather than being butthurt?

Why do they always use the machinima?

>bodyshot
>bodyshot
>bodyshot
>kills you
>taunts

>171 full charge
>meme collaterals
>looks cool

173

>come out of cover using A or D with back towards them while jumping and crouching
>they miss the headshot or just end up doing a body shot

>mfw i recently got spawncamped by 4 demomen and a medic on Badwater
>since there is only 1 door to go through until blu caps second point, my whole team was literally stuck in spawn for a whole 10 minutes or so
>eventually got so infuriated, that I switched to Machina and waited for teammates to open doors, got 2 demomen and the medic
I've honestly never in my 4500 hours of tf2 wanted to smash my face on the table so hard

I do this all time, literally can't walk for 5 seconds without spassing out, it's just part of my muscle memory now

theres also this

youtube.com/watch?v=SknXnG2FmE0

Don't tell me this works

What is the most frustrating thing to go against? My picks:
>Black Box Conch Soldier with a medic girlfriend. Your pick on medigun.
>Wrangler engies who actually have great aim
>That one heavy that has a chokepoint on lockdown

hitboxes nigga

heck in csgo you can throw your guns to block bullets

I can't believe I miss auto scramble. The worst part is afterwards it's the same teams AGAIN

The patricians playstyle

PISS

Friend of my got 150 points in a round with that dumb gun

Reminds me of a story
>koth_brazil
>sniper bodyshots me
>call him out on it
>headshots me
>brags about it
>gets angry enough to just target me until he dominates me
>switch to scout and run straight to his camping spot
>lmao 2shot him from behind
>sniper ragequits

Why all are sniper players such bitches?

>getting mad because you were killed by a bodyshot

>danger shield machina sniper with a vaccinator pocket
It was hilarious having half the team on your ass

>>sniper bodyshots me
>>call him out on it
Are you a child?

Hidden spawncamp-Pyros as of late.

Otherwise I myself was part of a multi-Medic chainheal group griefing stray enemies (often this one determined guy), it was pretty funny.

Phlog Pyro camping spawn with medic

>go for the medic and melee him
>crit

can I still play pure vanilla on some servers? I quit like 2-3 years after it came out and never looked back.

Rate my heavy

GET OUT OF HERE, DOCTOR

Three or more skilled Engineers defending last. Bonus points one of them has the Short Circuit.
absolute cancer

>>sniper bodyshots me
>>call him out on it

Cheeki Breeki

Captcha: Zone reception

Jarate assists OP

>koth_brazil
There's your problem, it's a trash map

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The entire enemy team while your teammates are off in the strangest parts of the map doing fuck all.

That's one of the worst spawns in the game and needs to be fixed.

I never get assists from the Sydney Sleeper minicrits, wtf?

You just reminded me
>Badwater
>Enemy has pushed us to last
>Engineers defended quite well
>Even got a team wipe
>Suddenly the cart is being pushed
>Me and the other 4 people who aren't engineers try to defend
>Die obviously
>Look in the death cam
>All the engineers moved their buildings near their spawn and didn't leave any to defend the point
>BLU wins

I've never been so mad before.

I'm confused as to how assits actually work. Supposedly you have to be the last person to do significant damage in the last 5 seconds besides Medics but it regularly happens that
>I shoot somebody who just spawned once with a pistol for 8 damage and get an assist
>I do most of the damage and then somebody else finishes them off and they are the sole person to get any credit (nobody else gets any credit at all)

you gotta be fucking kidding me

>Engineers who pick up their stuff and fuck off when shit is actually about to go down
I don't know why they do this, especially when they run right into the enemy.

so YOU are that one guy that always goes
>nice bodyshot
>nice facestab
>random crits are fair and balanced

It's pretty much a stock upgrade from stock in my opinion. The bullets leaving tracers and not being able to no scope means jackshit. I'm confused they don't nerf it considering they nerf things like the sandman and remove their defining aspect.

Definitely vaccinator pocket combo, it's how I pretty much always play the game, but even I'll concede it's incredibly hard to go up against a good vacc combo, the weapon allows you to survive so much shit that would normally be impossible to live against. Also if you're going up alone against a vaccinator combo you have a really low chance of winning unless they're bad. Soldiers combo the best with vaccinator I believe, but pyros, heavies, and kind of demos can work well too.

TF2 thread?

>scout counters soldier
no, its literally impossible to dodge those floorshooters and i have over 1700 hours.
Demoman is the truer counter because you can two pill soldiers at any range while they have falloff

>has to switch to scout to kill a sniper

Honestly, user, you're the trash one here.

>being anywhere near the floor as Scout

You aren't nearly as good as you think you are

>be most tf2 games
>nobody plays engi because he's a very boring and frustrating class to play but you need to have at least one
>no choice but to play engi, either sit their doing nothing for the whole game or getting gangbanged by spies

Solider is the best class in the game prove me wrong
>incredibly high mobility through Rocket jumping
>can survive a headshot
>best counter is a fucking airblast when one can just pull out a shotgun or just leave
>can essentially do 100 damage at any range
Nerf when?

t.mash A+D+ space ADHD shitter

found the insecure garbage sniper players

that's kinda fucking cool actually

>prove me wrong
I can't.
Nerf medic too pls

>Blocking a crit with a well timed vacc pop

One of the best feelings in the gane

A kill's a kill bitch. Get gud

TF2 thread.

>the blood splatters
everytime

Even the game knew how wrong that was.

If I was insecure I'd always try to land headshots instead of going for the secure kill.

link to mod?

>even more mobility
>can rocket jump off of the air
>can also survive a headshot
>best counter is a fucking manlet who can be two-shot anyway
>can literally do 100 damage at any range

>Attempts careful positioning
>Runs away when someone goes after them
>Ducks and hides away when enemy sniper is in sights in order not to get spotted first
>Changed positions after a couple of kills
>Uses voice chat to make call outs to his team
>Has never ONCE even touched the Dawrin's. Ever.

Extra damage when charging means less waiting to get a bodyshot kill. It's the Piss Rifle for Snipers that want headshots too.

It's a decent weapon to pick up if you're not in the mood for any fancy tricks and just need to hold t he enemy back/push foward. Plus getting the penetration kill is always satisfying.

you forgot
>wears no cosmetics

>implying scout doesn't fuck over demo so hard
>forgetting how Demo take a lot more damage from stickies

>>sniper bodyshots me
>>call him out on it

You're exactly the type of shitter I love to taunt after killing after every single kill.

>On defense
>Only one engi
>He's minisentry

Why do engies do this, mini sentry is virtually useless on defense when you're the only engi.

Yeah this webm is silly and all, but what about this kino right here?

Friendly reminder that this game is 10 years old. It's time to move on.

I started using it to force myself to try and quickscope as opposed to bothering with the bodyshot nonsense.

>tries to kill me
>little does this unattended cum stain know
>is that i am a master grade Spyper
>use my kekri to anally assault this youngster
>taunt over his demise
>calls me gay or a nigger
>mic spams
>leaves game

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Sticky spam demomen
they can't aim pipes so they go for the easy way out

Why are f2p's so adorable?

2brap4pc

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>Calling out for bodyshots
>In a game that mostly has weapons that bodyshot

The patrician sniper does as I do and wears tasteful cosmetics, such as that pic.

t. Sniper Main

>less waiting to get a bodyshot kill
The bonus damage only applies on a FULL charge. Even 95% charged does the same as stock.

Shut up and post your fav loadouts

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learn to aim pipes

Because they're afraid of putting work into sentry guns only to get butt blasted by Spies, Soldiers, and Demos.

Now Gunslinger defense to assist a wrench engie...that's a different story.

Ha ha, you dressed your scout up like Elvis. Pretty epic, bro.

>sniper bodyshots me
>call him out on it

>Keep dying because I have no backup while fighting off the entire enemy team since shitters refuse to play power classes, much less a medic or engi
>Far and away the best player on my team if not the server but it doesn't matter since my team consists of 6 snipers and spies and 2 scouts who can't aim
>Can't go support myself since there's no one else to support
>Lose miserably, lose even more miserably since people leave and no one fills the spots since autobalance was removed to appease whiners

Matchmaking was the worst thing to happen to this game period

>ELECTRIC TWANGER

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Bodyshots are legitimate tactic especially against fast moving classes like solider and spy

and do what?

well aren't you the killjoy

don't reply to him retard

No idea

Tf2 might be old but there hasn't been a better shooter that's come out since then

Believe me I've searched

nice

You can get a job, or play better games. Overwatch is pretty fun, and it has a lot more people playing it.

>People who started to play this game since the free to play update are now veterans of the game
Funny how time works right?

>Overwatch is pretty fun
wew lad

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>noodle arms
>blushing fur
>inexplicable cone legs
didn't i tell you to get good art