This is Shantae, say something nice to her!

This is Shantae, say something nice to her!

I really like her body.

I really like her rival Risky, who I'm sure is secretly wanting to be passionately fucked but loathes the idea of looking vulnerable to anybody

Your long purple hair is very beautiful, Shantae.

I would rub my dick on her belly until I ejaculate and then I would lick it up.

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Pirates Curse wasn't as terrible as the other games.

Girls who would easily be best girl in any other game, but has to compete with sky, risky, and rotty

Did you ever notice that her outfit is made to accommodate a pregnancy?

>not giving shantae your cummies

I didn't find your first game fun enough to bother 100%ing
it was still good, though

what are you trying to imply user?

put her in smash now
she's still a better third party choice than "muh doom guy"

blog?

Kill yourself

Most of her games are okay. Pirate's Curse is the best one, it's quite a good game.
She is quite sexually stimulating. Bolo needs a girlfriend.

Squidsmith a best

She's a role model to women everywhere

she is cute

I hope Half Genie Hero did well enough to warrant sequels.

but 2007 risky is better in every way

SANDNIGGER FUCK OFF!

I have 1 game (opened) and 2 OSTs from the LRG thing.
Now I'm debating what to do with them.

Cute brown arabian genie

i masturbated to this page too many times to count as a kid before i had a computer in my room

She has nice breasticles.

Her midriff is lewd

I like her but I wish she'd hang out with Risky more.

when are the artists of rave in the grave going to do more

I'm a Sup Forumstard and I'd cum inside her.

Risky is just better in general. Sad that threads are mostly just Shantae and very little blue buxom babe.

>she will never be 2009 perfect again

It hurts.

I'd like to try her games, but I need money first

While I want that too, I hope her next game isn't as half assed as HGH. I understand they pumped all the money in all the new stuff, like the 3D engine and whatnot, but it was a waste of money in the end considering the final game was so lacking in content.

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I liked that .webm of the guy fucking her brain through her ear

As long as a sequel is less like Half Genie Hero and more like Shantae or Pirate's Curse then I agree.

>you will never wake up next to a delicious brown genie waifu and engage in slow warm passionate sleepy morning sex

It really is sad how lackluster HGH was. It wasn't bad but it certainly wasn't great by any stretch. The extra modes don't seem to indicate a step in the right direction, either. Risky mode was fun as hell gameplay wise but it was all literally the same levels as Shantae. And the upcoming friends mode took even less fucking time to make, there's no way it's even going to be halfway as good as Risky.

I'm still gonna play it and all, but my expectations are low.

fuckin gypsies

Cute, cute, etc

I wish to have sex with Shantae

I wish I was Shantae!

Your recent games have been declining in quality.

>dat abdomen

jfc. it's fucked

I want to __be_ Shantae!

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i think it will come. unless they do a shantae 1 remake instead

with a sequel , it can re-use a lot of stuff , focus on improving on HGH and don't have to give away kickstarter copies this time.

what do you think getting a rimjob off shantae would feel like haha

I want to forcibly inseminate Shantae!

I wish I could fuck that half genie

What did she mean by this?

please gib source

What do her pubes smell like?

Are you aware your zombie friend wants to eat your ass?

You have to take responsibility

>will never carry Rotty to safety while her breeding hips and huge breasts constantly rub up against you

suffering

queefs

Super Silky Cream

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Haven't played it but I think the characters are cute.

Grape juice

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>give away kickstarter copies this time.

Is that why I got a free Steam copy when I decided to switch from PS3 rewards?

Aim for the eyes!

>life spent committed to and raising a child with delicious brown girl with whom I am permitted to have bareback sex and who can literally use fucking magic powers against anyone who pisses us off or owes me money

There is no catch, where do I sign

Would you fuck a tree?

If that's that porn comic then never, they broke up, last I heard.

Would you decorate a tree?

Idiot! She uses her whip hair it game over, do that!

Holy shit, that is super cute. This from the draw thread? I'd fuck her with all that on

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You wanna get splinters or something?

best part is after pregnancy

Shawnty is worth splinters, user.

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>At the end of HGH, Rotty invites Shantae to go on a road trip with just the two of them.

What did she mean by that?

She should really only go halfway into the lamp, being a half genie and all. Just leave her butt sticking out so you can do whatever you want with it.

Is HGH worth $13 ($18 with Risky dlc) or not?

>"Let's find a cheap motel and fuck until you can't walk and I have to carry you home"

That sounds like a pretty decent price. It's certainly not worth full price, I can tell you that much. Makes me glad I backed and am getting all the DLC free.

yeah. I've given the game 60$ now even though it's shit

>Risky mode was fun as hell gameplay wise but it was all literally the same levels as Shantae.
That upset me so much. It was even the same goddamn bosses aside from Shantae herself which is really just a swap of roles. I was looking forward to Risky getting something more than this.

I really want a Risky spinoff game with the same or similar playstyle, though I would like to be able to dash with the sword so they need to work something out with the boots powerup. Or make it like having to choose between one certain beam and another in Super Metroid which I can't remember which it was (Phaser and Ice?).

She'd never not be pregnant in my case. She'd be perpetually knocked up. The second she gave birth I'd be jumping her like she was a prize and starting the whole thing over again.

Yep. That there's livin'.

I can damn sure see her in Smash 5

One day for sure.

She'd be too OP.

The second she walked onto the stage all male characters present would simultaneously drop their pants and commence masturbatory procedure, thus rendering them vulnerable.

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I want to impregnate Shantae.

Come on guys, it's not happening. I would love to see it too, but it's important to be realistic.

>all those salty Miiverse drawings

Best shantae would be RR skin tone, arm poofs, and vest. Prove me wrong!

What if she only fights girls?

No one can. It was the best style and the arm poofs need to return.

Arm poofs are great, vest is kinda meh though.

cool, I've never seen this pic before. I still say Pirate's Curse is still easily the best design though.

Mario Kart then?

The only character I can think of, that is more famous than her own games.

Why does Shantae make my dick so hard?

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Hey, Bayo and Snake got in. Why not her?