Shit people always do that pisses you off

Shit people always do that pisses you off.

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>people always do your mom

>fighting game
>opponent has one tick of HP left
>could easily chip him with literally anything
>go out of my way and rush all the way up to him just to command grab him

Contritionism

I'm his mom and I'd totally do you.

>Get downed on the objective by last guy on enemy team
>Goes into overtime
>Other guy just waits for me to bleed out to win the round instead of just swiftly killing me
Way to be a fucking cunt bro

Playing entries in a franchise outside production order.

>People unironically telling others to play Metal Gear series in '''''''''chronological''''''''' order

>"I like this game"
>well, I'm not a fan of that game I prefer other game
>"other game is shit kys"
every single fucking time.

Other game is shit.

Exist

no, Other Other game is shit kys

"It's bad because I've never done it"

>Have drilled pathetic newbs into the ground
>"End pls" "GG" "Omg hurry up"
>Yet they still defend
>Proceed to get my full 4-5 man 6 stacked before delivering the coup de grace

Shitters absolutely deserve that extra 20~40 minutes.

>having this terrible taste

>getting mad at other people's expressions of opinion.

>in dota 2
>50 minute game
>entire team is dead for 60+ seconds
>enemy is pushing mid
>goes for megas

why

>get into heated firefight with one player
>other fag comes along and ruins it

>implying the response to "I like game" is anything other than "that game is shit and I hope you die"

This IS bad for the first walkthough, you fucking mongoloids

>clearly have the winning move
>opponent sits there and waits for you to do it instead of conceding

>Starts series from the very first game
>Even though every game is unrelated like Final Fantasy
>Even though the first game isn’t as easy to get into as the later entries
>Even though the person never finished old games
>Drops the first game a few hours in and never touched the series again

Flaunt their relationships in my fucking face, Seeing people hold hands and kissing fills me with such rage that it makes we want to smash their skulls in with a hammer.

I thought you were dead Elliot! Day of retribution 2.0 when?

>holding the glass like that
>alcohol is getting warm from your hand

Elliot Rodger confirmed as the worst gentleman.

>gg ez

found the brainlets

>Want to do a meme insta win combo in hearthstone
>They concede before I get to do it

there are some matches where I'm legitimately curious what my opponent had left in their hand

lmao yikes, the best part of being in a relationship is flaunting it in public and making people uncomfortable tbqh.

>someone runs right in front of you while you're shooting

>mfw turtling as long as i possibly can even though there is no discernible way i can win, short of my opponent's internet going out

>that dude who only plays his mains at parties
>insists no items even though there are people who never touched a game before
Smash was fun before smashfags.

>4 INCHES

>enemy comes back from certain defeat
>you were trash talking them all game
>they type "gg ez"
>"ez game ez life"
>you try to ignore them
>one of them says in all chat "say something"
>they win the game

>When someone beats you in a 2P game (you name it) and they go on about how they had this master scheme from the very beginning and you fell into their trap for an easy win. Some real anime shit.

Okay good on you dude, can we move on to the next round plz?

I do this as well. I like to make them work hard for it so it isn't fun for them.

>"haha bro, you got me"
>-gaylord left the game-
Was that so hard?

Unplug their ethernet cord when they're losing.

>enemy summons three Blue Eyes White Dragons in one turn

>enemy team struggles to win
>”ggez”

>the giant plot dump explinations in anime rubbed off on a guy who now does this in real life
Man, that's the worst.

>invade someone in Dark Souls
>"The host has disconnected, returning you to your world"

>Yugioh
>Enemy is done if I attack my my stronger monster
>attack with the weakest monsters first
>Leave a small amount of HP
>Equip all the shit
>Activate all the trap cards
>Use all the effects
>Summon all the monsters
>Fuse all the shit there is to fuse
>Make a 10000 ATK abomination
>-9800 LP

only ever been to one party with smash but I was p wasted and just choosing random everytime and losing really bad that people were making fun but then I got my main (samus, not zss) and killed the shit out of everyone in record time. was nice to be vindicated like that

I tell people to play Peace Walker before MGS4

nothing worse than chinks overpopulating servers that aren't meant for them and benefiting from the lag

>this shit happens
>with the finite red orbs in DaS2
legitimately a justification for using CE

>It's hard like Dark Souls
I fucking hate people comparing hard things to dark souls, like no game has never been hard before Dark Souls

>solo carrying bad team
>"stay positive guys we can do this"
>whole team dies
>die fighting everyone alone to save the game
>lose
>"wtf bro you lost us the game"

I loved playing with items with friends
they banned me from playing jigglypuff and that's not even my main

>kid figures out he's about to lose the duel
>flips all the cards and storms off

Are you this autistic guy?

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Even then dark souls isn't this amazing feat, it's just challenging and attained meme status due to "You Died"
Even worse if you kill all their phantoms first.

No game was user. What was the previous "hard" game people used as comparison? Nothing.

Whenever I write
"gg ez",
"ez game ez life",
"gg ez mid",
"delete dota",
"report yourselves",
"nice feed",
"low skill is ez kill",
after a long, barely won game
and people report me because they are underage who can't handle innocent bantz due to living a sheltered existence in mum's basement.

They didn't. Games used to almost exclusively be that hard, they didn't need to be compared.

It's ok to shit talk user. It's not ok to complain if someone tries to get you back for it.

>Manage to pull off the Barnes/Ancient One meme combo for once
>They concede
Ancient one should have the battlecry that your opponent cant concede the game

This. We all hate getting trashed after we lose, but the simple fact is that it's not that big a deal.

>They didn't
Thats cause no game was as hard as Dark Souls user.

i prefer "rekt"

This low efort shit ain't bantz nigga.

>intese showdown with another player with either melee or guns
>rivalry the whole match
>get into a 1v1
>some fag comes around the corner and ruins the moment blasts the enemy then runs away
used to be able to challenge people to a 1v1 and people would either ignore it and shoot other people or form a group of spectators now you cant even do anything without sime fag being gay within your vacinity

>1v1
>injured in objective room
>instead of killing me he waits till i bleed out and teabags me

ÉPICO!!1!

technically, and by common sense, it is not communication abuse to say "gg ez", in which case there is no grounds for report. So they are abusing the report system to compensate for their underdeveloped emotional intelligence.

>people being so bad they lose before i get to play the best move i possibly can

bantz imply some form of creative input, you're just another lenny spamming 12 year old

The fact that you're so assmad about it tells me they got the last laugh.

That's honorable, instead of ragequitting like a fucking faggot

"gg rekt",
"stay in 2k",
"thx for mmr"
are also good

it's perfectly okay to complain about faggots and also about faggot companies that unironically punish people for saying something not even remotely offensive or inflammatory

Depends on the game.

People have literally been permabanned from LOL and DOTA for saying "GG"

But those games have literally the most autistic communities of all time, so there you go.

>other game
ALL OF THE DAY BRO

I used to have half the server raging when after every kill say "get shitted on"

Not even competitive but the most fun I've had playing smash was with all items turn off except the smash ball

>See two fags flirting with each other the entire match
>Go in there and break it up right at the end

>say anything in chat
>"u mad"

>game has death cams
>teabag the enemy team every time I kill them
>spam the salt emote after a team wipe
Just Destiny things.

>not my cup of tea

Just say that you think it's a shit game.

>overwatch
>do really well
>my team still loses because theyre a bunch of retarded dumbfucks
>fucking user did nothing all game he should have fucking switched literally 0 picks all game reported

>get downed in rainbow six
>they take their time and run over to me and knife me

why would you do that to por boosters man? he just wants a nuke and fall camo

stop redding spacing faglord
this font is perfectly readable without that numale post formatting, especially for only one line at a time.
impossible, my mmr goes up, theirs go down, thats the game. I only get butthurt when a booster from 6k+ comes through because a kid overcharged mommys credit card for higher mmr. chances of winning are reduced by at least 30% those games

>You have been banned by the administrator
>Reason: STOP KILLING MY GIRLFRIEND ASSHOLE SHES JUST HEALING

Making people waste time is not honorable.

That's an otter you fucking retard

>stop redding spacing faglord

Hey, I type the way that I talk.

Each line represents a separate though, with a slight pause in between.

>playing the game as in intended is dishonorable

No.

>play game
>bored
>look for mods
>suddenly playing sex dungeon simulator
every.
fucking.
time.
why cant I just enjoy my rpgs like all the other normies?

The concede button is intended to be used once it's clear who has won.

>Giving up
>EVER

People get cocky and make mistakes when they think the win is in the bag. I've come back from "impossible" odds before

lmao autistic faggot

I see, you talk like a mentally disabled peasant that can only think as far ahead as one line at a time?

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There is a pretty big difference between the two statements. Some games i can understand why people like them but i dont like playing them myself. While other games are just straight up shit.

>plays redditstone
>unironically complains about "wasted time"

"Reddit spacing" is a myth.

The only people bothered by double-spaced posts are themselves redditors who've never lurked Sup Forums for any appreciable length of time.

t. totally not from reddit