I AM SHENRON!

I AM SHENRON!
I SHALL GRANT YOU THREE VIDYA-SPECIFIC WISHES.
NOW, SPEAK!

I wish:
>For EA to finally die
>A Battle for Bikini Bottom remaster where the Kelp Vine slide isn’t so impossible
>Undertale on Switch

Delete Breath of the Wild
Delete the Western AAA gaming industry
Vita 2.0

1) VR Unlocks its true potential in 1 year.

2) No dev or publisher will take advantage of their loyal base anymore

3) People's souls can be transferred into PS2 memory cards

1. A never ending series of Mother sequels.
2. Remove all SJW bullshit from the video game industry.
3. An identical clone of vanilla Ultima Online with visual improvements.

I get three wishes?
>Any company who has ever had microtransactions of any kind whatsoever for their video game will be immediately put out of business. (EA, Activision, Blizzard, Valve, Bethesda, etc.)
And then I'll have 2 cokes.

I wish gearbox never got the homeworld IP
>it still hurts

I wish:
>Timesplitters 4
>LoZ: Oracle of Secrets
>Other M never existed

1. Make Alicia from VP2 real
2. Make her fall in love with me
3. Give me 10000 copies of VP1 mint condition so I can resell them and make mad $$$

Gene from Godhand in a fighting game, preferably Tekken.

Gitaroo Man sequel

Morenatsu finished

Even Nintendo, SE and Marvelous?

I want Bannerlord
I want a good TES game
I want a spiritual successor to Dragon Age Origins in the DnD multiverse

I want user's panties.

sony doesn't exist
nintendo doesn't exist
microsoft doesn't exist

Yes. Any microtransactions of any kind, even if it's a dollar DLC for an alternate costume. They are completely unacceptable.

I wish for all physical games released
All digital games to be physically released retroactively
And enough time to complete all of them 100%

A new Civ game that isnt ridden with DLC or dumbed down for casuals

Spore to be released as Will Wright planned

TF2 to go back to pre 2011

I wish for 3 more vidya wishes

Who is left? Phil fish?

MGSV's source code being leaked online.
Dmc5
A dragon ball radar, to collect them again and get more wishes. Put Tetris on it to be a game related wish

>Gitaroo Man sequel
FUCK, I NEED TO CHANGE MY WISH.

Total Warhammer 40K
Xbox emulator
360 emulator

Grant me immortality!
So I can waste years on playing video games an not regret it!

>Western industry collapse
>Konami to get bought by Sony and forced to release all the cut content from MGSV
>A sequel to Evil Zone with a Danzaiver tie-in OVA on the disk

KT haven't forgotten about him, he's one of the random names NPC revenants can have in Nioh

I WANT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ON NINTENDO SWITCH

I wish for a billion dollars to make a video game

1. I wish I could enjoy video games again.
2. I wish for an honest developer/publisher combo that consistantly produces quality games.
3. I wish for said dev/pub combo to not give in to SJW propaganda.

The rest will take care of itself.

Remake Dead Space 3 and make it amazing.

I don't know or care. Just get rid of microtransactions.

>End all microtransactions
>Send all anti-gaming SJWs to the sun
>Make all DLC free for everyone

MAKE A VIDEO GAME THAT KILLS ME

or you could stop playing vidya, not defending micro transactions, but what youre implying is that you dont care if you can play games.

>Thief TDP is either remastered or gets another worthy sequel in VR
>EA sells off the rights to all its IPs that are dead
>Yu Suzuki finishes Shenmue exactly as was originally planned with a satisfying ending

I can dream.

APE ESCAPE 4
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>not wanting microtransactions is not caring for the industry
Get out casual

I want EA to lose the Star Wars games license

I wish for Microsoft to dominate the industry for now and ever

I want the power to voluntarily shapeshift into any video game character I want

It'd just get rid of cancerous devs and publishers and eliminate microtransactions forever. You can still play Skyrim or nuBattlefront or whatever. Going forward there will still be games, and they'll be better without microtransactions.

I wish for
>daily dose
>Lucasarts to come back
>Mania team in charge of Sonic

1. All games are now 40k games.
2. I actually get a job in games development for a big company.
3. SniperWolf is my gf and I met her at this job at a press event.

>Dubs back on Sup Forums
>Remove EA
>All wishes below mine not to be granted

>government regulation stays out of vidya production
>gamedevs/publishers no longer make games based around microtransactions/lootboxes abd other scummy anti-consumer practices
>puyo puyo fever 3

I wish for:

1. Everyone's favorite game gets a sequel, except it's developed by EA and flooded with microtransactions.
2. That fucker John Smedley drops dead. He knows what he did.
3. your mother dies in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post

I wish for there to have been a DLC arms race where instead of the companies trying to out do each other in micro transactions, they instead attempt to make all DLC free in an effort to drive new sales of the game. Each company would try to keep their games relevant by showing how much more content has been created since the game's release.

Wish two: no more professional yearly sports games. They are the true definition of shovelware. I find more shitty yearly sports games in yard sales and thrift shops than I do small budget no name games.

Wish three. I wish every game made for every console was made available for full quality play on pc ten years after the initial release date. Not emulation, real quality ports. Lack of quality archiving is what kills this hobby, and old classics remain dead in the water if the company that creates it treat their products like limited sales runs. Imagine if books used proprietary methods that prevent you from reading them. At least with a ten year gap, it would still keep some of the competition alive between consoles.

1. give me pic related
2. Sequel to Megaman ZXA
3. a new 2d based Pokemon game like SG/SS or Black and White 2

1) Microtransactions are illegal. (lootcrates, keys, costumes, skins, mounts, fake in-game currency, boosts, extra lives, etc.)
2) You can't play on a server of a specific language unless you can pass a randomly generated comprehension exam of that language.
3) After the internet gets fucked by the FCC, Tesla creates the t-net, a Global Access Network with speeds up to 50 mbps that gives everyone uncensored complete access to the internet and vidya gaymen the likes of which we have never seen before with virtually no lag.

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Shenron's wishes cannot be overidden by mortal magic. I spend all 3 of my wishes on negating all immunities in this thread

I want to ____ that bird

1. Every wish counts as vidya related
2. Unlimited wish granting device
3. That's enough for now, leave it as a backup

>Obsidian makes Fallout: Seattle
>Konami releases a finished version of MGSV
>a 3D, open world remake of Pokemon Red&Blue on the Switch.

>close down EA and Nintendo
>make season passes,loot boxes and dlc that are not expansions and also cost more when combined than the original game illegal
>make the average console and computer than runs every shit there is available to cost 400 euroshekels or less

>Delete western AAA gaming industry
>Sonic Adventure 3
'nuff said

Not so fast

Oh Shenron. My first wish is that video games never existed in any time line.
My second and third wish cannot be used because video games no loner exist.

OH SHIT! A IMMUNITY CAT!
WHATEVER THE CAT SAYS GOES!

give me the story behind that John guy

ruined star wars galaxies, not once but twice

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How about:
>Konami goes bankrupt and liquidates all of their assets to the public for free (this includes the Fox Engine, all of MGSV's assets and unfinished levels, MGO3, MGO2, Silent Hills, etc.)
>Obsidian makes Fallout: Seattle using the Fox Engine

>bring back Fable but good
>bring back Starfox but good
>the MHA game to be a good fighter

Shenron for my first wish, Remove microtransactions for all games, replacing them with ways to unlock said content via game play and challenges and make sure no one remembers them, nor can they ever exist again!

For my second wish... All game development budgets no longer spend anything on advertisement, but their budgets do not shrink to reflect this!

For my final wish. I want Taro to develop the next Final Fantasy, completely unhindered by corporate input and meddling!

Shenron remove video games from existence. Keep the other two.

>Shut down Obsidian and have everyone in there executed for ruining Dungeon Siege and fallout
>Shut down all video game related boards on Sup Forums and reddit
>Drop 4 nukes on Nintendo HQ and 4 on EA HQ

Let me enter the world of video game, even if it will only temporary and I have to Marche'd the whole world.

Make none of the wishes on this thread and future ones come true
Become my loli slave

I wish that if you die in video games you die the same way IRL.
I also wish to be immune to this.
I also wish for a gaming rig that will automatically become the best in the world as time goes on.

>3 wishes
>earth shenron

DMCV
Cyberpunk 2077 gets released in 2019
Bloodborne II

Sounds good to me.

1.)Perfect english translations for all VNs
2.)Same day release for all future VNs for the west and Japan
3.)Rareware is back to its former glory working under Nintendo again

I wish for the following to be made illegal with the chance of jail time if someone were to put the following into their games:

>lootboxes
>microtransactions
>paid online

I'LL HAVE A DOUBLE ORDER OF ONION RINGS

>Death to current money practice(dlc, microtransations, lootcrates)
>Infinite sequels with similar systems to every game that I like
>Finish Phantom Pain

I wish to be with Reisen!

>Let me make my own game
>Make it sell well and stay alive for a very long time
>Let me make spin off games of different genres available for free to those who bought the original game

>Every game ever made is available for PC and with an optional English patch to boot
>Players stop being retarded so no need to dumb down games for the mass market anymore
>Give Fallout back to Obsidian

1. Let Obsidian make Fallout games from here on out
2. Make the next TES an actual rpg
3. Make me the CEO of Bethesda

>Remove any kind of microtransaction other than Expansion quality DLC, forcing devs to sell games on quality alone
>Remove all SJW shit from games
>English dubs of Japanese games are now universally perfect and always objectively surpass the original

I wish for a magical gaming computer that is constantly upgraded with the best hardware every 6 months, at no cost to me.

I wish for the superpowers of the video game hero of my choice, to be determined later via written contract.

I wish that marketing budgets were banned from the industry.

But then you'll be stuck with atari , sega, and NEC.

fuck you user...

1. Gacha/Lootboxes outlawed
2. Crowdfunding/Patreon outlawed
3. Soulcalibur VI

An XCOM style game where you play as the GCPD fighting Batman villains.
A Pokemon style game with Mario enemies.
An open world Popeye brawler game.

>Faithful Fire Emblem 4 remake on the Switch, with Hidari art.
>Valve starts making good games again.
>Uncuck Western Devs.

1. Dark Souls is remade with the second half properly finished according to the original vision. Miyazaki gets as much time and funding as he needs to complete this.

2. Gundam Versus gets proper support worldwide. Maxi Boost On gets a console version with higher resolution, and streaming is enabled. The competitive scene equals League of Legends and DOTA levels of popularity and money.

3. Arc System works creates Darkstalkers 4 with Xrd's art style.

Megaman ZX3, Gumshoe & Skye Investigations, and Ape Escape 4

I wish you were human size.
I wish you were female.
Wish you would he muh waifu.

>proper Xenogears game for PS4
>next Elder Scrolls game goes back to Daggerfall/Morrowind glory days
>kill every poster on Sup Forums but do me last, only after I can play both of the above

I wish that...
>I was now the greatest video game player of all time (overwatch money incoming)
>Western games were good
>I had an infinitely / overwhelmingly powerful unbreakable PC that could run all games of now and the future at 120 FPS, read / emulate all consoles, and have constant access to the internet

1. Every month one of my dream games is released and is exactly as good as I could have hoped with no downsides.

I'm done.

>2. Crowdfunding/Patreon outlawed
Why wish for this when you could wish that the games are all well made and not scams instead?

I wish consoles and mobile games vanished forever and all devs made games for PC only.
I wish all post-purchase monetization short of legitimate expansion packs and MMO subscriptions were outlawed.
I wish I had a hyperbolic time chamber to play vidya in.

>spend $100 million making a game
>can't tell anyone it exists

welp

that le daily

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data mining threads

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go away

DRAGON DRAGON ROCK THE DRAGON

No

>competitive multiplayer as a concept is killed entirely in favor of solo or co-op only
>games steer towards focusing on better stories and preventing over-optimization of game options in order to prevent their games from being something where 99% of players use the same two or three options
>ea dies

>implying Smedley wasnt told by the Lucas to ruin everything

I wish to be taken to where my love Fuuka lives.
I wish to have full mastery over Japanese.

I'll save the third wish