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scp-wiki.net/scp-1983
scp-wiki.net/scp-093
scp-wiki.net/scp-1171
scp-wiki.net/scp-2014
youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0
scp-wiki.net/scp-1689
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scp-wiki.net/scp-952
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>scp-wiki.net/scp-1983
make a game out of this one

scp-wiki.net/scp-093
nothing surpassed this

Lol
This shit is for kids who read sonic ero-fiction

>I only read superior literature by top quality Japanese manga artists

But he's right.

But, you're same fagging.

>wtf is this place lol ok so lyk there r ppl typin stuff here so im gonna type 2 lol

This was good up until the ending. Why the fuck even include this in this way? I would guess it was added to show that anyone could end up in this fucked up realm, but it was in such a ham-fisted, obnoxious way. It isn't even believable, what kind of child goes onto a random console in spooky world and types out a bunch of 1337 speak bullshit? They could have just as easily introduced this point by having camera footage of a child being killed or something, but no, let's do it the stupidest way possible. Everything after that part was shit too, it is like a new writer suddenly just hijacked the entire thing.

>I don't understand the point of this project, lol why didn't they just kill a kid to make it scary
Fuck off.

scp-wiki.net/scp-1171
ez

Can someone reccomend a really interesting one to get people into SCP

What is the point then? In what way does having a child make a giant wall of text full of shitposting improve a story that is all about building atmosphere?

You reading your gay fan fiction again, son?

173, it literally started it all and brought thousands of autists together to write content similar to it

I agree with those two other guys

scp-wiki.net/scp-2014

Last 3 digits of your post is the SCP that visits you tonight.
How fucked are you?

turns out I'm fucked

I am prepared

Nice

Yes dad.

bring it on bitch

what am i in for?

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Please don't be keter class.

Side note, there was a thread over on Sup Forums last night talking about various scp stuff and this got shared. Only four episodes in and its kind of amateur, but I like the idea well enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0

Well guess I'm homeless now

Ravioli ravioli give me the rollioli.

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rollin for the best.... or worst

there goes your home and your entire country

i hate most of the new SCP's its full of a bunch of fucking pedophiles who make some 500 year old lolis who curse you and the only way to break the curse is to somehow either sexually abuse them or to fill them with semen.
>you think your so great but you are narrow-minded
on the contrary user one of my favorite SCP'S happens to be one of the best and its so simple yet so great
SCP-315

i'll be fine

Lets do this

lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite meme

mm some FREAKiness too hehe i love the FREAK hehe

which is your favorute?
>LE ADAPTIVE GATOR
>LE BOX NINJA
>LE RACIST ALIEN
>LE CERAMIC BABY
>LE LIVING WAIFU
>LE ARAB GOD
>LE SPOOPY STAIRS
>LE PHASING GRANDPA
>LE BETA LANKLET

its hard to pick but please try your best hahae

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oh no

very....very much fucked. welp time to go to space

Well....

Please no bad

Hi

>I have to fight a system error

Forgot the rapebait loli

poopaloop

I'm dead

gib scp milkies

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

nothing can defeat me

I like location based scps like the megamart and Russian village ones. Could you guys recommend me some other ones like those.

Let's go homo

I'm assuredly fucked.

There's the one about the house whose interior leads to another dimension. That one is pretty good.

RIP

enjoy your trillions of flesh eating mites

this one

>extra-dimensional SCP with exploration logs

fuck, those always pull me in

even with the shitty writing

Did he died?

>the potato dimension scp
scp-wiki.net/scp-1689

>Symbols Have Been Compromised

Ruh roh

SCP-093 is interesting, I didn't like the exposition log at the end though. Would make for great vidya with a few extra Unclean enemy types.

>We ran out of food rations today. Xander freaked out and started saying we were going to starve, until I told him he was a fucking idiot.

k

Please no Keter

r-r-rolling

I can't help but think about that one webm of the black guy who's scalp was eaten away and had his skull exposed

>The Ikea scp

Best SCP is the basketball game

let's do this

>shapeshifter that becomes your most desired sexual partner and drains your life out over the course of a week after sex
oh no

At least you get the best ejaculation in the history of man

>get to fuck you're waify and then leave the mortal coil soon after

Sounds fucking great

JUST

Let's fucking see, then

Thoughts on this series?
youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0

Beauremont did nothing wrong

bring it on

It would be reat if the details of the life drain weren't so severe
>atrofiation of many muscular tissues, brain and organs
>possible height loss
>organs slowly shutting down
It's like super AIDS and that shit ain't worth losing my wizard ticket over

ok

Pretty good

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rolling for scp

Oh no

r-rolling

There was one about some alien probe/ship that was bound for Earth but ended up crashing into Jupiter and becoming the great red spot. I forgot what number it was.

>scp-wiki.net/scp-952
I'm not a girl, so I should be fine.

is there a scp that talks about video games

>mfw Brazilian
>mfw 098 was discovered in Brazil

doesn't matter

had sex

Isnt SPC simply made up stuff by people who cant explain stuff that happens to them?

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>tripfaggot is retarded
Color me surprised.

Yeah it was made by /x/ what's your point?

SCP is made up stuff period. It's a crowdsourced stream of consciouness from a bunch of nerds, which is why there's so much weird fun shit in there.

Vai dormir macaco tá tarde

Second Episode is really good, the others are ok. I don't like how the troll breaks character to acknowledge he's an SCP.

Haven't identified all the SCP cameos though, like the lady with the broken head in the second episode.

...indeed you are

If I don't reply will none of them visit me

Marielx is one of those tripfags who follows the MannletteTears playbook. Ignore him, he thinks it's 09 and he's le troll master.

>That door with the set of keys that opens to random locations
>Those tomatoes that hate bad jokes and physically assault anything that says a bad joke
>That rock that falls sideways
>That vending machine that can give you a cup of anything
>That plague doctor that tries to help others
>That one thing that kidnaps anyone that mentions anything about it verbally
>That one SCP that is apparently just a marching band that brainwashes more people into joining

Rolling for spoops

If its an /x/ thing, it should stay on /x/.

>That rock that falls sideways

The hell