Parents randomly decide to get you a game

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>it's shit

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This but with steam friends, all the games my old man got me were fucking great.

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>it's great

What the fuck are you me? They did the same with mischief makers.

>you and your wife randomly decide to have a child
>its shit

Also it's funny that my old man, who probably didnt even play pinball in his youth had a better radar for videogames than my steam friends.

my parents never bought me any games, a friend did buy me lost planet 1 in elementary school and my computer couldnt run it

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>thankful for it regardless of quality because it's a free game

>parents place a literal pile of dogshit in your hands
>thankful for it regardless
fuck off moron

Your parents sound awesome.
I hope you pay it forward with your own kids.

I would NEVER get my kids' hopes up by buying them a game then watching their genuine expressions of happiness turn into awkward forced smiles because of the shitty game I got them.

Fuck that. Fuck you mom and dad.

What if they didn't know it was dogshit though?

You don't sound like you'll be an awesome parent.

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>it's WoW

DAMN YOU, YOU RUINED ME, YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, YOU MADE ME THIS WAY

Maybe if my parents had had the courtesy of not giving me shitty games I'd have turned out to be an awesome parent.

Don't shift blame to your awesome parents.

Parents don't know much about games so they just buy what they think you'd like since it's not rocket science for them. Learn to appreciate the gesture you ungrateful piece of shit.

>being an ungrateful little shit whose father undoubtedly wishes he could have convinced his mother to abort

>Purchase an outstanding classic for your son to play.
>Hes too casual to get past the first area.
>I have no son.

>parents never get you any games
>not because you're poor, but just because
thanks, mom and dad

in retrospect, I probably would've ended up a spoiled brat, so I'm ok with not having that part in my childhood

But not really...

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>hate it at first, but be thankful
>they ask about it often
>you have to pretend to play it to not get them mad
>end up enjoying the game truthfully

>Father come back hom from work
>Hand me pic related
>Fond memories of that game to this day

>spend your hard earned money on your kid
>they're completely ungrateful and unappreciative

>waste your money on dumb shit
>even your kid's pissed at you because you wasted your money on dumb shit

>kid implies I'm dumb
>beat the ever loving shit out of that little cunt with my boot

>parents feed you keep you warm in the winter, set you up with a TV all kinds of entertainment options
>they don't lock you in a cage and beat you for being an awkward deadbeat who won't come out of his room to say hi to grandpa
>all the time and money they spent making you comfortable is for naught as their genepool will end with you
>THEY BOUFHT ME GAME I DONt LIKe
Confirmed sonicfag or bing bing wahootard

>1997
>son what do you want for christmas?
>a super soaker
>xmas day
>dad bought me diddy kong racing because he couldn't find a super soaker
It was a good day.

>kid grows up
>is now bigger and stronger than you
>age has made your body feeble

heh...too easy ...

>Parents randomly decide to get you a game from the bargain bin that you've never heard of and you wouldn't have ever cared about
>It's fucking Demon's Souls

BASED. This was sometime before Dark Souls was announced too, and I didn't even browse Sup Forums at the time so the budding new franchise was totally not on my radar. Fucking loved it though obviously.

Th-thanks dad.

>parents give you game
>it's shit
>say you like it
>feel bad because you don't want to play it

>parents get me chicken little the game
>gamestop fucked up and it had custom robo instead
>mfw

My parents always asked in the store for the best new game, so i thank those gamestop employees for actually recommending critically acclaimed stuff

>get south park for N64 for my bday
>HOLY SHIT thx mum
>excited
>play it
>it's boring shit

>have a Dominatrix friend
>birthday
>she gives me Skyrim
>pay her back with hand holding and cuddling
>end up getting dominated
it was the best of times

Smart parents

I unironically enjoyed that game

>get many free games over the span of 4 years
>never install them
>play PUBG for the 3958th time.

>Aunt kept buying me gameshow games
>Family Fued
>Jeopardy!
>Wheel of Fortune
>Hollywood Squares

I didn't want to make her upset but goddamn I played each for maybe 20 minutes in front of her and then threw that shit in the closet forever.

>mom randomly decides to get you a game
>you're grateful that she thought of you but you never even opened the case let alone played it

to this day i've never opened the super mario bros movie on DVD

my dad bought me YuGIOh Duelist of the Roses
I dont care for the series but I ended up liking that game though.

>Fall 2008
>watching G4 TV
>see game called Gears of War 2
>never seen a game as bloody/brutal before
>ask parents for it along with a 360 (owned a DS/Wii)
>Christmas comes
>get 360
>one game pakaged up next to it
>it's Gears of War 1 (with the pre owned sale sticker still on it)
>try to hide my disappointment because I really wanted the sequel
>there was one more game tucked away in a bag
>it was a DS game
>The world ends with you
>The fuck is this?
>set up 360 and pay gears 1 for a bit
>it's a little boring and can only think about the sequel
>decide to play TWEWY
>whoa, this music, this style
>play it all throughout winter break
>became one of my favorite games of all time

>Parents let you pick out a game from the store
>You end up getting a shit game

>Aunt decides to get you a game
>It's fucking Paper Mario

I still don't know how she had such good tastes but thank god she did.

Hi, Steam friend

This

my mom bought me Tron 2.0 for the GBA
it was actually kinda fun and I spent a lot of time with it

>Parents don't know much about games
I don't think this is so true anymore. Everyone here is an underaged 15 year old, right? That would make your parents about 33 to 35 or so? 37? People of that age grew up with the NES and had cultural exposure from there. They know about Nintendo's shit. They know about Doom. They know about GTA. They know about a sibling or a friend from childhood who is someone like you or me here now. They're not so ignorant after all.

>dog shit is a luxury you can buy with hard-earned money

>family is poor as shit
>repeatedly tell them I don't want a game, I don't need a game, I'm content with what I have
>they get me a game anyway
>we now need to cut corners at the things we actually need to live
at least I can play Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, I guess.

>parents randomly get you a game
Pure joy

This, I will literally always be up for a game of Fantavision with dad

>manchild is upset that he got gifts
Neck yourself you ungrateful brat. There are plenty of people out there whose parents don't give a single fuck about them to any degree, but you're so self absorbed and braindead that you take offense to your parents giving you something you consider a subpar gift? Fucking pathetic.

Someone cares about you, you spoiled fuck. That's all that matters in this fuck of a nepotistic world.

At least your parents give you gifts, all I got were beatings

>parents get you a different game than the one you wanted
>it's great

>grandparent gets you a game with an off-brand version of the peripheral you wanted
>it's great, and the peripheral is superior to the original

Maybe my luck stat is high, just only when I receive gifts.

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>it's great
>tfw know that I'll be grateful anyway even if it js dogshit because we're not that rich and can only buy a new game like once a year
You first-world fags needs to stop complaining. You ALWAYS have it easy.

You could be me, wanna fuck?

Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy and hours of pain to see your spawn play mobile games

>dad buys you counter strike on xbox three times

Wrong. I'll at least do a modicum of research, rather than waddle into a store on a whim and buy the first thing the teen cashier is forced to unload on me.
I could also fucking ask my son?!?!?!?! Why is this such a foreign concept for normalfags...
An expected but good present beats an unexpected yet awful present. EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

The only game my mom randomly bought for me was Star Wars Battlefront 1 on the PS2. I lucked out big time.

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>tfw Ape Escape 3
>tfw they're supposed to CoD 3 but they said this one looks more fun
I'll always be grateful to them for getting me the GOAT.

>get your child an awesome game
>they dont like it
>TFW you realize your spawn has shit taste

>Aunt: "we heard lil user likes to play video games"
>Yus
>Aunt: " we got you something for your birthday!"
>YUS
>Pulls out a wrapped nes cartridge
>YUS YUS YUS
>grand pix formula 1 racing game

It's like they do it in purpose

I feel a pang of mixed emotions whenever I see a child throw a gift back in the giftee's face.

my dad straight up asked me if I still liked Assassins Creed

Good thing AC was slightly less shit this year

also I fukn love my dad so I'd be cool playing whatever he got me anyways just to talk to him about it even if it was just both of us laughing about how bad it may be

I feel like as if I'm giving thicc female porn to a gay man.

It's great yes in my perspective, but the other person has other preferable taste.

It looks like they really love you

Got a PS2 for christmas and this game.

What a wild ride that was

I wish I had a cool dad

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>its actually good
Not going to lie, they got me into games I would never think of spending money on.

Sure, it probably just counts as masturbating

Kids like that deserve a good slap. At least pretend to be grateful.

I have more uses for dogshit than games that aren't fun.
At least I can use the shit as food for my fern, but a bad game will always just be an ugly useless stain in my library, one that I can't even clean up because it's a gift.

he was shit for awhile but he is awesome now

We just watch whatever new movies come to theaters, get lunch all the time, he tells me about his fiction writing i tell him about dnd and stuff

because of his job I get to see him around my University sometimes too, we always try to get food those days

the trick is to have a dad who feels really guilty for treating you like shit in your teens and wants to reconnect as an adult

>dad flips me shit about gaming too much (all banter)
>show him fallout 3
>proceeds to btfo my playtime through several characters with one
>get to flip him shit

>It's good
Thank you cute monkeys

how do you think these AAA games keep selling? dumbass parents that don't know any better just buy the shiniest thing they see in the store

My dad has always been drunk, the kind that has his son pulling him from the floor semi naked at family parties.

Now he doesn't drink as much, but he is as if he was absent all the time, even when I go visit.

Too late now for him to sit and talk to me about anything or even teach me how to fish, rather I grew too distant.

I'm a poorfag too and seeing my mom waste the money we need on shitty games I won't play makes me extra mad.

>be 9
>family friend you hate the most gives you this as a birthday gift

youtube.com/watch?v=nc7c7Cdfjik

Brutal

Why dont you be appreciative you spoiled brat

>never want gifts, ever
>pretend to be happy about gifts
>get more gifts as a result
I won't do retarded things like that to protect your fee fees.

This board is extremely underage

My mother randomly gave me the best RPG in the world

>Finally decide to give mother a gift
>She really enjoys having different pots
>Buy her a stainless steel pan
>She already has 4
>"user I already have 4 from the gifts you gave me in last birthday and Christmas"
>We eat at restaurant often than inside

Oh parents

me too mate
my parents got me an iphone but it was white instead of black.

fucking retards

you can still have a familial relationship with your parents past 18 my dude???

>grandparents get you a game
>it's shit AND I didn't even have a ps2 to play it

>parents randomly decide to get you a game
>it's not shit

I would be so fucking mad if my mom wasted our money to buy me an overpriced phone

I actually let my parents know and told them to return it. Like, I appreciate the sentiment but I'd rather they didn't waste the money on these easily avoidable blunders. I was doing them a favor.

OH SHIT I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE NAME FOR THIS GAME FROM MY CHILDHOOD FOR LITERALLY YEARS I PLAYED IT ON GC

>parents constantly bother you to ask for something cool for christmas
>tell them you don't need anything and just want to save them money
>they really just want to find some way to spend time with and connect with you because you never talk to them

>parents randomly buy you a new console
>it's one of those 70000 games in one game/joystick that hooks into your TV
>tfw it's literally 20 mediocre retro games copy and pasted with jumbled up letters and numbers for titles, so they can fulfill their promise of 70000 games

>parents want to buy a new video game system
>they willingly asks the shop owner if the bundled game is shit, and trade off by another game
>the other game the shop owner gave is super pitfall (still shit)