Meanwhile in Paleolithic Sup Forums

Meanwhile in Paleolithic Sup Forums...

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>tfw horse got stolen
ROOTIN TOOTIN SHOOTSTOP

I need about tree-fitty.

bifeo gaem are phuun

I trust games companies to make good, well-tested products at a reasonable price!

the gneurshkunga4 has no bunga

but user, the happiness from the person getting the horse is greater than the sadness from you losing it.

ooga booga deep throat snake

Rockstation, rocktendo, rockbox, or rocksee?

NEVER EVER ROCKFAGS

This paleolithic man must've found a really sharp rock, because that is one close shave.

you have to tell me twice

ME GOT NEW X ROCK

>Rockbox X
>Rocking in the stoneage
grunt out loud

ROCKGA

WHY ROCKS COST 70 SEA SHELLS NOW!!

is that russell crowe?

SO THEN I TOLD THE HUMAN TO DRINK THE COWS MILKIES

AND HE ACTUALLY DID. HE LOVED IT. NOW HE'S TELLING HIS FRIENDS

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>unga pay 70 sea shell for rock
>need to pay extra sea shell for more rock
>rock not as big as they used to be
>now trade seashell for box have random rock inside
>sometime no rock at all
>unga mad ask Goldbunga why no rock
>say I have to trade extra sea shell for chance to get rock
>get mad and hit him with club
HOW UNGA STOP BEAK NOSE TRIBE?!

>Getting an X rock when could of got a Stony

Stony don't have cave bear and pterodactyl

Someone make neanderthal todd howard

Hello unga, you trade for Elder Cave Painting V right?...

>Me unga
>Tribe bunga
UNGA BUNGA TRIBE?!?!?!

Wish me luck brothers, I'm joining the crusades. DEUS VULT!

>me see wunga
>grab her and carry her to me cave
>Blunga come and hit me with his bone
>blunga bone bigger than me bone
>wunga go with him to blunga cave
>blunga don't even need to steal wunga
Why wunga get blungad? How unga stop this?

...

OOOK OOOOK OOOOK OOOK OOOK

looks like CDP devs since Witcher 3 was so buggy that it must be coded by low IQ subhumans

...

KEK!

Tingo got R O C K E D.

Why me have hunt? Ongar want play rock.

UNGA BUNGA ME DO OVERHEAD

unga bunga rockbox more bigger than stony stony no exclusive rocks unga bunga

* BUNGAH* *BUNGAH* *WAHUNGAH*

I main Protoss

VIDEO GAMES

>Unga me
>be cave dweller
>playing on rockputer
>berrypickers come to tribe
>Yell at unga for playing rockputer
>Saying that rockputer not include their tribe in latest game

Unga no want kill pickers, unga had no choice.

FUCK OFF LOCH NESS MONSTER