Get da water nigga! It's goin' down! Motherfuckin' bootleg waterchip shit!"

Get da water nigga! It's goin' down! Motherfuckin' bootleg waterchip shit!"

>fail at ebonics
>end up sticking your dick in the white girl with the largest ass as a consolation prize

>"You saw some strange greenskins? You gotta kill em all now."
>"btw thanks for the chip and no, we won't give you access to any other weapons outside a shitty pistol."

>be a 1 INT mouthbreathing retard
>get sent on a tough mission to save my entire community
what the fuck

There'd better be a killer reason for you to be posting in my thread. Does 'next on the menu' ring a bell for ya . . .... normie?

>Be a 2 INT spear chucking tribal
>Get sent on a journey to find some weird ass pre war doohickey
>While im gone my whole tribe gets kidnapped by some weirdos wearing space heaters
>After I hunt them down to their Oil refinery I kill their leader and defeat his bodyguard
>Enclavefags will never ever recover from being BTFO'd by a braindead tribal

Isn't it cannon ( fallout bible ) that VD and Choosen One weren't idiots?

compared to us definitely but they had a spark of something. Some sort of heavily unbalanced intellect.

It implies that Albert is the vault dweller and Narg or Chiste is the chosen one, but it can easily be interpreted differently.

le 56% face

>implying I'm not an unarmed expert with 1AP attacks and a pool of over ten AP
>Repair 200%

The waterchip and vault it's designed to fail in is already repaired

Kek

So... did this dude made jet or no?

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When he wasn't busy raping lmao 1Int PCs, yeah, he did.

not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls

Yes. Any rational person who cares about any consistency at all will agree. Discussion over.

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For whatever reason, I read that OP in Chip Chipperson's face.

but you should be look where you are and why you are here

fawk yeah

>I AM GONNA GREADE A RACE OF SUPERMUDANDS :DDDDD
>JOIN OR DIE :D
>but your benis doesn'd worg
>FUG BLAN RUINED :DDDD

>benis
>Not BAGINA
>YOU DONE GOOFED UP

>I AM GONNA DAKE HOOVER DAM FOR THE LEGION :DDDD
>but your subbly lines don'd worg
>FUG BLAN RUINED :D THE WAR WOULD HAVE DESDED YOU :DDDDD

>ENDER THE BURIFIER :DDD
>but I will die, you are a ghoul you do id :D
>IDS YOUR DESDINY TO DIE :DDD
>FUG:D

Wats hat!?

>die at the cockroaches outside the vault
Fuck this game is hard, can I just edit my stats?