Give me a good reason why you haven't married her yet, Sup Forums!

Give me a good reason why you haven't married her yet, Sup Forums!

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Tumblr-tier trash waifu.

i like busty blonde bimbos

Literally the child of a cheating woman

I would never marry a woman.

Because all the romance options are very bad in this game
Luckily some of them are attractive like Alex and Sam, but unfortunately still so very shallow and shit.

But I did.

Because your waifu is trash.

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>"adventurous"
>retarded feminist

>marrying anybody
>not making everyone your boyfriend and girlfriend

fat

>start a new game to marry emily
>massive regret once I do because Leah is still best girl

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All the single women in this game are fucking trash.

this and I never played the game

>humble since she was raised poor
>good with kids
>hates her own mom so no annoying in-laws
>doesn't look like a tumblr insert character

Mods

kys

>not choosing the wokest man in Stardew

>best girl
>has an ex-boyfriend and you get dragged into their conflict

Just like irl, used goods is the worst

kys

t. consolefag

abigail plays vidya games, she can play you to sleep with her flute, and she wears a choker.

where is your god now /v ?

Because I got bored of the game long before marrying any body at all. Found all of the characters boring and could not care less about any of them.

>she wears a choker

So she's fit to be your dog, not your girl.

Don't h8 m8

2nd worst girl

Good job reporting yourself to get banned, user.
The first step is admiting you have a problem.

hot

I searched marry jas and the first thing that came up was a kotaku article bitching about the mod.

She looks fat.

That's my fetish. Thanks for choosing for me before I even started playing.

shieeeet

True, the whole game, despite being pretty well-designed, suffers from tumblresque characters in general.
Literally the only good option despite flaws.

I just want to fuck Marnie desu. She deserves a man who's willing to be seen in public with her

i married the better version

Are there any mods that allow you to marry the moms?

Why not?

Imagine how she smells.

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Because I married best boy instead.

Every time I give her a minerals she said
> "How did you know I was hungry?"
She legit has autism.

People talk about XC2 having shit character design but holy fuck.

Stardew has literally the worst Waifus out of any game on the planet

I'm still fattening her up with gifts of mayo first.

Maybe she has pica.

more please

Marrying him is fucked up though
> Suffers from alcoholism
> As you progress through his relationship he gradually overcomes his addiction
> Marry him
> He moves in
> He immediately relapses
> Room is full of empty beer cans and stacks and stacks of booze.

Wait how do you have two gfs

Cuz I like dark chocolate.

>scene with her and her dad.
>he's concerned about his daughter being in a cemetery at night with a sword
>FUCK YOU IM A WOMAN WHO CAN DO ANYTHING A BOY CAN
>tell purple haired chick that swords can be a little dangerous and her dad is just concerned
>FUCK YOU TOO

amazing, so this is video games now.

it's possible to date multiple people, nerd

I think the creator of the game has a problem with women, t.b.h.

Was this ever confirmed to be a glitch or a weird joke by the dev?

Have you ever actually met a "rebellious" teenage girl, user? Is the fact that she didn't fall to her knees and fellate you on the spot seriously a sign that the industry is too neutered?

>Abigail
>(boyfriend)
No.

Giving Flowers to an NPC with 10 hearts makes them your boyfriend/girlfriend. All it does is unlock them for marriage. You can have all the available singles flagged that way.

PC or Switch? Is it a shittier experience without a mouse or not too different? Assuming that load time patch for Switch works, of course.

> Abigail
> Boyfriend

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO

I love how buttblasted some websites got when somebody released a mod to whiten Black Science Man.

I guess some people just don't like realism mods.

>before and after tumblr

BUT I AM!, WHAT DO YOU THINK??? I HAVE GOOD TASTE

tfw Installed ACC Mod before I ever started playing the game

D E V I L I S H

>"""diverse""" everybody and their grandmother mods exist
>some guy makes white demetrius
>"REEE how dare you remove the only strong black man"

That and the sexy big boob bachelorettes mod being posted on the official forums was a great time to be alive

what?

good job user

>that second right on the top row.
Fucking cute, what happened? Even if you blame "muh diversity quota" they even made her less black and more ambiguously reddish. Is there a mod that replaces her with the old version?

>> bristol stool chart

I literally have no idea what to do in Stardew Valley. I just read what people say and farm parsnips. That's all that's been done and it's 4 months of game time spent

ew where are her eyebrows

anthro characters continued

KYS FAT VIRGIN

But I already have, OP?

Hay and sweat. I like it.

but I did

Because I married Haley.

user, there's a skeleton in your house

Not really, the writing made her out to be a terrible person solely because the game wanted to shove its opinions down my throat.

>he didn't un-corrupt Haley

Maru is secretly a red pill character
> Get knocked out in mines
> Maru drags you to safety
> A good portion of your money is gone

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29/

This mod goes for exactly that version

Because I don't play depthless SJW chucklefuck trash

But the game is fun and any SJW trash can be modded out

She is a filthy slut

What mod?

>Deliberately posts in thread anyway
Maybe if you worked past your pointlessly bitter outlook on life you would be a happier person. I hope you take better care of yourself, faggot.

Seriously I don't understand this game. How does progression happen?

Cuckleshit just published it. I hate the idea of supporting that fucking con job all the same, but they didn't make the game.

So basically you're supposed to make smart decisions about what to farm, when to plant, giving the right gifts to people, and collecting stuff to repair the Community Center, while also increasing relation points with a girl or dude to marry them.

While also farming to make a crapton of money.

You can use a guide to do it best the first time, or just kind of figure it out as you go.

Because there are only two characters worth marrying, neither of which being that bitch. Alex (female) and Alex (male).

t. Alex

Already did, too easy. This time I'm doing riverlands farm and chasing femElliott

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>fucks Clint

I'm not Sherlock Holmes user, but if you google "furry stardew valley portraits" i'm sure you'll get there.

glitch he left in.

What did she mean by this?

Cause she's fat, I don't want no unhealthy mother taking care of my children

Girl's gotta eat.

ex's name.

Excellent choice.