>Over in Japan, the brand new art book for Splatoon 2 released this week. One particular section of the book has information about the ages of the members from Off the Hook.
>Pearl is 21 years old, the art book reveals. Marina is actually a bit younger at 18 years old.
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Are you fucking happy now? You can't pull this "p-pedo!" shit over goddamn video game characters anymore.
How old is that in squid years though.
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>not pedo anymore
into the trash it goes
Damn I thought Pearl was going to be 17, and Marina was going to be 19.
If you actually care about the ages of fictional characters you should kill yourself.
I've always been lusting after my Inkling girl, who's like 11, so I'm good.
>normalfags need age conformation of drawings to not be triggered
ok normalfags these two are 20
actually no they're garbage
small sempai Pearl
I still need to get this artbook
How old were Callie and Marie?
>If you actually care about the ages of fictional characters you should kill yourself.
So all of Tumblr and Twitter, all of nu-Sup Forums and all of Sup Forums. Thank God.
I never played Splatoon, is it fun? Should I get it for my Switch?
Underrated post
nothing wrong with tiles
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If you have a Switch already you should get it for sure.
>all of Sup Forums
Considering the hardon Sup Forums has for Gwen, Wonder Loli, and about 6 different Autism House "waifus" that's a pretty inaccurate estimate.
Nevermind all the South Park porn threads full of fujoshits and yaoifucks.
agent 1
agent 2
>Nintendo keep putting Marina into losing choice for splatfest
Is it because she's black? So is Nintendo racist?
>Pearlfags can now be classified as shortstack loving sub-humans
>Older but a whole foot shorter
Damn Pearl's a womanlet
What if furry shit is your fetish but you're not an actual furry
it's great, and it also has a single player campaign if you aren't interested in online play.
I'm going to date Agent 1, whoever she may be under the disguise!
Pearl is Woomylet confirmed.
I just don't get it. Why does Marina look like THAT, but Pearl looks like a horrible gremlin?
Aren't shortstacks suppose to be curvy?
octo gains
Then you need to stop lying to yourself and admit you're a fucking furry you lunatic
>maintenance during peak hours
Does anyone else want to marry Marina?
>Tiles
You're OK as long as you don't dress up or walk around with ears/tail, or you do that during sex roleplay in a private place.
callie getting proper octo treatment
It's over. They were just pushing out a hotfix.
I'd love to follow your advice but namefags don't deserve speech.
I Anonymous, am I furry
wtf no she's an octopus. You need to reexamine your life.
Off the Hook and Squid Sisters album art from Splatune 2
>callie was tentacle raped by octavio when she got brainwashed
If she just opened her legs a little more
Her growth was stunted from being electrocuted. There is a Sunken Scroll about it. It's not her fault
Marina being younger is actually not that surprising, for whatever reason.
I guess it's because she appears more demure next to Pearl.
you are a well adjusted individual and those that say you are a furry are furfags trying to convert you to their "lifestyle" they dont want to be human ,they want to be a transhuman.
>my waifu is 4000 years old so she is not mentally a child even though she behaves like one, totally not weird
>She is a ghost/vampire/alien so she ages differently, there is a reasonable explanation to why she looks like a child and it's totally not just fanservice
>she is 2D and not 3D, the fact that I am attracted to her childlike appearance and mannerisms does not make me a borderline pedophile, you are just a shallow moralfag
Will this ever get old?
She's not even a kid anymore? man, worst girl.
Let's be fair here. Aoi Yuuki is 25 and she still looks 13 and is a midget.
you really want japan to molest real children like amerifarts do dont you?
I wouldn't be surprised if they started doing it in a desperate attempt at reproducing.
legal age
>Pearl is 21
What the fuck? She's like eleven, tops
I wish.
Marina looks older than Pearl.
When will shit artists stop drawing huge breasts to characters with defined boob size?
She doesn't look like Marina
Source?
Is it worth using it ink sub saver on burst bombs
Dangan honey octopus tits sadpanda
>she isnt daughterfu material anymore
jesus christ
Except Pearl's not a child, she's just a spoiled midget. At the very least it's a reasonable explanation.
octarians were a mistake
>normalfags come to Sup Forums and get assblasted when they find out people here love lolis
Will this ever get old?
>This is the full image
>throw 3 bombs vs 2
You decide.
>Both are legal
bueno.jpg
>it's just an art style bro
Sauce
now you can marry her
you dont marry your daughterfu
>he doesn't want a daughterwife
Sometimes I really dislike looking at Marina. Cause I knew a girl that looked kinda like her. concerned look and everything.
We don't talk anymore.
But god damn if Marina isnt the cutest thing.
*sheaths katana* Many thanks fellow Japanophile.These gaijin do not understand.If we sell used panties in open public it clears the mind of filth.
>japan
>making character canonically over 20
What the hell happened?
>implying people wouldn't want to fuck them if they were younger
>implying anyone crying "p-pedo!" remembers squids canonically reach maturity at age 13
>tfw all the squid porn I jerk it to is off-model anyway
Who cares.
In my eyes, there's a difference between beating your dick to a wolf girl in the privacy of your own home and spending thousands to dress up like a wolf while boasting a "holier-than-thou" attitude and acting like your utter lunacy should be publicly accepted.
yeah
FRRRPTPTPT
Knowing how much else of their society they base on the humans that lived before them, I wouldn't be surprised if they used the same scale for convenience.
What does it feel like to cum inside a woomy?
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>marina has been calling pearl senpai
We already knew this.
Shit's not real dawg.
Nothing else to say.
Is she a Delicious or Smelly Brown girl?
And thus the world is a better place
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>Word of god comes out and reveals ages
>It's literally canon
>People still argue
Sasuga, Sup Forums.
Please tell me there's going to be a fully colored version of this doujin. Marina porn is literally half as enjoyable without her dark skin.
anyone got that one panel comic of the west telling the east to stop raping children, while child molestation was going on right behind them?
the west looked like a bunch of jews.
Nah, I just colored it right now
How autistic do you have to be to concern yourself with the ages of fictional characters. How does someone let a number decide whether they're going to jack off to a set of lines. I really don't get it.
I guess people like to set the mood before they jack off.
Original redheaded Inkling will always be best squid.
Attatching an age to a drawing or 3d rendering is probably the most autistic thing anyone could do ever
This actually makes me wonder if people had similar arguments about sculptures and statues centuries ago. Though morals and ethics most likely functioned differently back then, so who knows.
Probably not
IMMA OCTOCRUSHY THAT OCTOPUSSY
Japan is slowly moving away from the tired tropes it has. They aren't afraid of cakes or thicc nearly as much as they used to.
Every time I look at Pearl, all I see is Nu Pennywise
Maybe it's the expression on Jon's face but I legit LOL'd at this.