If you could be a Mario species, what would you be...

If you could be a Mario species, what would you be? Tell us about how your day-to-day life would go! I have many examples, but for ease of understanding I will use a Koopa for an example. If I was a Koopa, I would live in a village of friendly Koopas and take good care of my shell, and make sure I wash it several times a day so it's shiny and clean! I would try all of the different Mushroom dishes that the restaurants and stores have! I would associate with other species too like the Goombas, and even the Shy Guys (but I would help them not to be shy). Oh, I could go on for hours, but I should stop, I don't want to make it too long. Now is your turn!

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I would be the cushion on Peach's throne

Thats not a species you retarded fuck.

I would be Yoshi haha

OP is cute :3

This is the 4th fucking time you've made this thread in one day. Just stop, would you?

I would be a shy guy. Because my mask would make me anonymous. I would spend my days fucking shy girls

I would be a Green Koopa Troopa and walk off a ledge.

I would be a Toad so I can survive the genocide

Luma.

Hang around Rosalina all day.

When I want to kill myself I can binge eat star-bits that just taste like candy, then I can turn into something else like a planet or Rosalina's panties.

Shy Girls only care about that Kong dick

Prove it

Shygirls aren't a real Mario thing, user. You have been deceived.

Then how do shy guys reproduce?

They don't, they're too shy

But do they get along with boos?

Im still wondering how the fuck these thing became a fetish, its like hipster fetishist looking for weird shit to get turned on

Man that shit isn't even weird, it's a girl in a hooded dress with long sleeves with a mask on.
Masks are pretty low-level in terms of weirdness, too.

>If you could be a Mario species, what would you be?
Human. Why be anything less?

Look up how big gorilla penises are.

With female shy guys. They look identical.

The whole "enemygirl" thing got real stupid for a while there, though. Like some fucks were unironically trying to push for "armos-girl" even though it was fucking retarded.

And then there's the fucks who get off to "shygirlification."

Boo job

That second one is a whole other can of worms, it's just an unfortunate side-effect.
And that armos-girl thing was one guy who got a design once and then commissioned a ton of stuff of it, then tried to push it on Sup Forums.

Mario is not a human.

He is a human, obviously. Maybe not the same species as us, but definitely still human.

A kong

could play two video games using my handfeet, and jack off with my tail all at the same time

This guy, right here. Court magician.

>And that armos-girl thing was one guy who got a design once and then commissioned a ton of stuff of it, then tried to push it on Sup Forums.

Yeah that doesn't surprise me at all, fetish shilling is ridiculously common these days. That one in particular was way too stupid to be anything but one guy with a complex.

I accidentally ended up learning way, way more about that whole thing than I wanted to. It only confirmed my feelings that people who commission art are basket cases.

i want to be Bowser's throne so he can sit on me all day

Are we talking butterdragon tier here? Full blown lolcow material?

>31 posts in
>not a single person has said they'd be a yoshi
>so that maybe they can smell their eggs and get embarrassed from laying one in front of Mario
haha

All 4 off these threads have had at least one user say yoshi usually 10 people say yoshi

>Diddy Kong has a Nintendo hat which means there is a copy of Donkey Kong Country within Donkey Kong Country where Diddy Kong wears a Nintendo hat Diddy Kong has a Nintendo hat which means there is a copy of Donkey Kong Country within Donkey Kong Country within Donkey Kong Country where Diddy Kong wears a Nintendo hat Diddy Kong has a Nintendo hat which means there is a copy of Donkey Kong Country within Donkey Kong Country within Donkey Kong Country within Donkey Kong Country where Diddy Kong wears a Nintendo hat Diddy Kong has a Nintendo hat which means there is a copy of Donkey Kong Country within

I'd be a Goomba to ensure a quick painless death

>quick
>painless
user... i

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Why would you hurt me like that

No, mostly just an asshole with a vendetta against a couple artists and people.

Because I remembered that video and I needed someone else to see it ...

Don't be hurt, but be grateful.

I'd be a pianta! I'd run the boats from the airport to Delphino plaza, meeting many colorful characters along the way.
Id make sure my moustache and head tree are very well groomed.
On my days off Id either go gambling or to the amusement park. All the while a tasty beverage in my hand.

I cant spend too much now. Im saving up to take me and my nokia friend on vacation to other kingdoms!

Bump for cuteness

Would you be a human like Mario/Luigi, like those literal whos from the tennis/golf games, or like Wario/Waluigi?

Christ, those designs are either okay or disgusting.

I think theres a more important question; are New Donkers human? If they take the suit off will they die?

It would probably be extremely painful.

I want to be one of those mermaid chicks from the lake kingdom from Odyssey.

Caveman

GRAND

Awesome. I like it.

Pretty weird thread to keep making.

Ninji are the cutest, though. So I guess that'd be okay.

I would be a boo. So I can watch peach undress and lick her butt with my big tounge.