>Beautiful and handsome >Smooth light skin, although there's also darker Elves >Naturally tall >Can fulfill any class in any RPG >Known to have high intelligence and dexterity >They're well respected by other races
The Elven race are simply the best. We dress in the best robes and clothing literally everyone sexualizes us because we're so gosh darn beautiful.
We can be powerful mages to skillful Rogues we can literally meld ourselves into any class we choose. Elves have mastered magic for Centuries and everyone needs and wants our skillsets.
Not only that we're the masters of knowledge and we learn and shape our future by careful planning. We work in unity because we take pride in the things we do.
Literally you cannot stop the Elven race. We're too beautiful and powerful. Prove me wrong.
Anime elves can be good too. Depends on the setting, since they're all different.
Jeremiah Morales
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Camden Cook
I hate the super civilized elves I prefer the ones that are all about nature and will destroy an entire civilization for cutting down a tree
Joshua Cook
The anime elfs I have seen don't have any distinct cultural makers or personalities that differentiates them from the human characters.
Luke Young
Post more elf males.
Matthew Campbell
>those fucking nails I cant be the only one that finds colored/long or whatever in any medium to just be a huge detriment and honestly quite ugly and even disgusting most of the time
Hudson Morris
no
Justin Howard
>elves
Connor Rogers
Western or Nip?
Oliver Smith
Why a water bear?
Nolan Myers
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Nathaniel Richardson
>humans accidentally release a ancient and powerful evil >foolish humans! meddling in things you don't understand etc. >elves intentionally let an obscenely powerful evil loose in the world >proceed to ignore it, keep it secret, and actively lie about having any knowledge about it even as it causes untold amounts of destruction and murder in its wake
Christopher Bell
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Carson Peterson
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Wyatt Robinson
>citation needed
Asher Cook
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Lucas Kelly
Elfs are fags and usually look everyone else down because being shutins to the world while getting high on elf weed makes them seriously autistic. I would rather dwarves or lizards instead of elves
Brody Jenkins
Can its shape support itself at that size and mass?
Isaiah Gomez
Elf women are for non-Elf men
Cameron Rivera
I never fully understood elf hate.
Orc hate on the other hand
Justin Parker
>elves Dark elves/drow are far superior
William Martin
I hate elves as much as the next guy but liggers are worse.
Gavin Carter
FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU POINTY-EARED FAGGOT.
Angel Parker
If this is the case why do elven women always end up getting banged and completely dominated by buff humans in like 99/100 of cases
I like elves but if you play anything that isn't the cool underdog elf race you're a big dumbo
Connor Sullivan
Post greenskin sluts, no one cares about your gay elf shit.
Xavier Hughes
Elf men are for elf men. And sometimes humans or dwarves if they really love them.
Cooper Brooks
Elves are the shittest race in both the warhammer and dragon age worlds
Blake Turner
I don't even remember them existing in DA:O. Really must have been poorly written.
Ryan Brown
Warhammer Fantasy elves are okay because they're condescending dicks to everyone and ride dragons into battle. Dragon Age elves are first rate cucks though.
Michael Nelson
>Not wanting this sweet Elven pussy
Aaron Jones
One elve death a day keeps the gay and weeds away
Ayden Flores
Elves are for _____
Angel Nelson
Gay elves are the best thing in fantasy.
Joseph Carter
>pussy
Zachary Jones
I prefer anime elves. Especially ones like Judy. She's the dwarfiest elf ever.
Brayden Moore
But that's a human in disguise
Jacob Hall
male/male romance
Charles Rogers
So is she considered an Elvenboo?
Jaxon Evans
Gay sex.
Kevin Stewart
Fairy master race
Evan Davis
Dark elves are for sex
Austin Anderson
Dont you elf faggots have trees to be dominated by? Fuck off
Jayden Campbell
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Chase Foster
Both.
Joseph Nguyen
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Bentley Gutierrez
the only good elves are dark elves, all other elves are shit
Robert Nguyen
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Cameron Bell
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Alexander Lopez
First Orcs, now Elves. Next are Dwarves followed by Lizardmen.
James Brown
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Noah Watson
Elves are just pretty orcs.
Jayden King
what kind of ding dong plays an elf. like for real are you even kidding me dude? You're a complete hostess product.
Jonathan Mitchell
What kind of loser would pick a bland vanilla human, or some edgy monster race? How unoriginal are you?
Lincoln Wright
Well they are pretty twinky.
Hudson Richardson
Suddenly literally only sharp ears makes a race original
Holy shit my dude, you're serious?
Daniel James
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Hudson Edwards
Are you for real right now dude? you got too much cream filling inside you. your brains are all creamed out. what sort of vain ass creamtard do you have to be to think a pretty human with poly gon ears is more original than a monster race or even a human. yea thats right even a humans is more original than an elf because they at least have flaws to give them a character other than being an ancient anime super model thats the best at everything. why dont you drizzt do 'uck yourself. fucking snowball
John Powell
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Christopher Moore
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Carson Murphy
>"hurr durr if I don't get to be perfect nobody gets to be perfect!"
John Lopez
Hol up
Jace Green
Eh. I prefer the Cyclops race.
Nicholas Harris
Total Warhammer 2 made me appreciate High Elves now. Instead of the obnoxious shits in TES, here in Warhammer they're just fully autistic. Also princesses are pretty qt.
Noah Price
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Jackson Ward
that anatomy makes no sense
Jason Peterson
It does not need to
James Morales
Iorveth is literally the only elf in any fantasy story that doesn't look like a faggot
Jaxon Sullivan
>Beautiful and handsome
Apes aren't beautiful or handsome
Matthew Cruz
He looks pretty gay, user. He just has a scar and most of his face covered. He's still a twink boytoy underneath.
Cameron Gomez
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Benjamin Evans
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Levi Cook
>ywn fuck a twink elf
Ryan Mitchell
>ywn be a twink elf getting fucked by bara orcs and other fantasy creatures real life blows
Liam Brooks
Only good elves are crazy silmarils obsessed Tolkien's elves
Nathaniel Morris
Only good elves are cock obsessed Tolkien's elves* ftfy
Oliver Thompson
superior race you say...
Jayden Scott
>slave race >best L O L
okay knife ear, take your pic on whose cocksleeve you will be today, for the human or the orc?
Blake Hall
That's a mutt.
John Morgan
>high intelligence and dexterity >jumping in front of pike and shield ok
Luke James
>butthurt pointy-eared gits responding to butthurt greenskin filth >both STILL butthurt by constantly getting their shit pushed in by stunties
Aiden Flores
Elves like it when dwarves do that for them, though.
Matthew Martin
like what? Elves are by default the "we dont fuck up" people, so any story that features something like that is usually a deliberate inversion of the tropes, which does not really provide a valid example of this, since it is done for contrast.
Gabriel Gomez
High Elves acting indecent is my fetish
Noah Phillips
Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
Brayden Turner
i think a serious "stoner fantasy" would be a cool movie
Christian Hughes
>High Elves Alright listen to me Legalize Greenleaf or whatever your twatish fag name is. Take your drug-ridden "alchemists" back to your fuckin' forests filled with mushrooms and weed, the only baking an elf should be doing is in an oven, preferably still alive. The orcs might be rapists and murderers, but at least they aren't rapists, murderers, and druggies. I'd sooner take in a drunken tavern worth of dwarves, which is a lot seeing as you can fit about 2 dwarves per one man into any given space, before I let in you slender twink fuckboys.
Lucas Morgan
original tolkein elves have no table manners at all anyways
Colton Williams
Need more fictional race trash talk.
Benjamin Perry
Dwarves really are the niggers of the fantasy world. Because, like the black skinned laborers in the fields, Dwarves are only three fifths a man.
They sit around all day with the IQ of a rock, and spend all their time with things on a similar intellectual level. Which means to say, they spend a lot of time with inanimate fucking objects, some of which might actually be smarter than them. They spend all their time in caves like barbarians, smacking their hammers and forging weapons that they usually can't even use, and then get drunk, fall off a cliff, and die. That's the dwarven life.
Before we arrived, their society was literally build shit and then get drunk, but now they have kings, democracy, gold, but you know what? They never asked questions about the world, they never got involved in magic or the sort, they just hit rocks. Over and over, every day, until they die from their own stupidity, forget to breathe, fight anything taller than a stepping stool, or do some menial task that gets them in their own book of fucking grudges. That book is incredibly stupid too, I got in it fifty years ago, and let me tell you, they're never going to k
