Push-to-talk

>push-to-talk

>clears throat

>push to talk
>sniffing sound

>Push to talk
>Starts eating

>have heavy breathing problem
>use automatic voice detection instead of push to talk

>push to talk
>dog whining and barking

>no push to talk
>mechanical keyboard clacks

>push-to-talk
>wife having sex in the background

>Push to talk
>Human voice

>Push to talk
>Hear woman's voice calling a name
>Dinner's ready!

Yours or his?

>push to talk

>"nevermind"

i use push to talk when i burp

>"Hold on"
>"Fuck off mom I'm busy!"
>"Sorry guys I'm back"

>ptt
>laugh

>push to talk
>people shouting and talking in Spanish in the background

> using push-to-talk

>push to talk
>long bong hit
>proceeds to cough for 5 minutes straight

>push-to-talk

>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>push to play
>ANOTHER ONE

>Push to talk
>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>voice activation
>muted
>unmutes to laugh
>mutes

Nobody does that. These threads are as stupid as your faggot ass.

>Not using push to talk
Yeah we really need your mic to key up automatically for your heavy breathing, the dog barking, you eating like a fat sow, etc.

There's nothing wrong with this. Imagine telling a joke or taking the piss out of something and then you're met with silence for the next minute. You'd think you just made a really bad joke or something.

Is it just bait to say this or what

>push to talk
>CAT GET OFF THE FUCKING KEYBOARD YOU LITTLE SHIT EATING F-

Not bait, just autism

>push to talk
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAP

>push to talk
>"Hahaha"

>push to talk
>*buuuuurp*
Whoops thats me teehee.

>Push to talk
>Start wanking after raid
>Key got stuck or something
>like 5 people are in the channel
>One says "By the way your mic is still lit on user"
>I try and make up some excuse, I thought it was pretty good at the time but cannot remember it
>Tfw don't know if they bought it

>push to talk
>bong rip

>push-to-talk
>burp
>cough
>sneeze

There's one fucker on my Discord server who does this shit intentionally all the time

> not having a good studio mic for chats with your friends

that person is me

>Push to talk
>The TING GO SKRRRRRAAAA

>push to talk
>ESKEITTTTTTTTTTTTT

Just fuckin' own it, nigga. Worst thing you can do is try to play it down, motherfuckers won't let you in the first place. If they rag on you, if you wear it shit'll only last a few days, maybe a couple weeks at most.

>text chat only
>links vocaroo of coughing

I know a guy who does this as well, but it's somehow funny to me every time. He'll interrupt other people just to sneeze or burp, but won't do anything further. It's so fucking immature and stupid but it gets a chuckle out of me every time. Don't even mind when he does it to me.

>>The TING GO SKRRRRRAAAA

nice

>One says "By the way your mic is still lit on user"

The correct way to respond to this is "Quiet dude, I'm almost done."

>Push to talk
>inhales
>YEAH BOIIIIII

>keyboard clacking
>squeaky computer chair
>construction work outside
>Fan blowing directly into mic
>loud dog yapping in the background
>mom washing dishes clattering
>eating chips and crinkling that bag
>little sister keeps asking if she can play
>mom says it's dinner time

Imagine the guy who has all of this going on at the same time, and how shitty his life in this moment.

>Push to talk
>BALLS OF STEEL

>set to automatic voice detection
>has their shit up so loud you can literally hear EVERYTHING that goes on in the background
>even if it's their mother sneezing in another room

How do people have microphones this shit in 2017?
Baffles me beyond belief.

>get gagging cough
>instinctively hit push to talk when I meant not to

whoops.

>text chat only
>admins spam coughing sounds

>Push to talk
>DEEEEEJAY KHALED

>noise activated mic
>police sirens closing in
>"brb"
>guy goes afk and doesn't come back

Even worse
Imagine he's playing Call of Duty.
So now he's got all that shit going on in his real life and he's being encouraged to kill himself on a minutely basis by 9 year olds, on top of playing a shitty game.

>it is vital that you join discord for this one bro
>open mic
>coughs
>sneezes
>people talking
>cat meowing
>glass stirring
>slurps
>hitting glass on the table
>door slams
left after an hour because I couldn't stop laughing from this get on vent bro bingo

name one game that is push to talk you fucking morons
do you even play video games
push to talk is an option in things like team speak and discord. it's not an in game thing. there's no such thing as a push-to-talk video game. i'm sick of this garbage.

cry me moar bitch boy

>what is any fucking online game that requires basic communication like CS, DoTA etc

You, sir are a fucking retard.

Virtually all team based shooters have push to talk, Overwatch and TF2 just to name two.

neither are ptt. they're open.

All this is a charm of chatting. No wonder you have no friends, fag.

>You have to join discord to raid with us user
>No one communicates anything throughout the fight
>People just key up to start bitching about not being healed even though they died to one hit kill mechanics or they're a tank not using any mitigation against tank busters on bosses
>Two guys just start randomly talking German to eachother
>That one faggot who hums songs in between every single pull
>Ask the raid leader if I can mute people who are annoying
>Says sure
>Faggots catch on quickly
>Raid leader hides and takes zero responsibility
>Kicks me from the discord and the raid and they go on to lambast me for being 'toxic'

w e w

guess the square enix title.

>doesnt get random invites to discord servers from people he meets in mmos

>discord
off yourself you underaged piece of shit

What?

>it's a "0 dps healer sub complains about the casual static" episode

Yeah geez user why don't we all just go use the vastly inferior Teamspeak or Ventrillo so we can be contrarian and never move the fuck on from 2006

>push-to-talk
>talks

I'm a WHM and I was hitting 98-99% parses for DPS while still hitting green and blue healing parses. Not as if those actually matter when you consider you're contesting with 0 DPS healers to get anything above that.

The statics I'm going on about literally all claimed to be semi-hardcore or hardcore. FFXIV's community is a fucking dumpster fire.

>push to talk

hey guys this is austin

They have push to talk options

>push to say
>MY NAME

but that's not true retard, there's an option to make it open, but it's deactivated by default

>push to talk
>talks

>push to talk
>Elle, boot up the door locks!
>GRANT! GRANT! GRANT!

RIP, but I feel you. Had to stop playing because I couldn't find a group for ulti nael prog as blm. The game is full of autists without the video game autism skill pasive. People are so emotional there, too. It's what happens when you make daily content below the minimum possible difficulty level.

>post videos of himself working out constantly
>is a morbidly obese fuck
really makes you think

I honestly don't get why he blew up so hard, 10 years ago he was considered a joke in the hip hop world and to this day his beats are really generic

>push to talk
>doorbell rings

Where can I find these videos?

For research.

>voice activated
>hear parents yelling "GET YOUR ASS OFF THE GAME NOW"
>NO MUM JUST 10 MORE MINUTES I'M IN A GAME

Nice trips, user. I'm just smirking here thinking to myself that this retard has probably been yelling into his mic like a neanderthal thinking the game is open mic by default and he hasn't been heard by his team mates once.

>BLM
You guys got really shafted when ultimate dropped. Not only is the content explicitly designed around melee dps and ranged dps, thus fucking BLM/RDM up in the process. But summoners also got buffed around the same time. So they just winded up flat out replacing you guys. They just have ridiculous up time. It's kind of the same deal with Scholars vs White Mage. Scholars wind up not only providing raid DPS, amazing utility, and solid on demand OGCD healing. But they also wind up competing with White Mages for personal dps too. Thanks, Square!

You're right about the community being super emotional by the way. People are really content with just dying repeatedly to the boss and getting nowhere. And if you try to chip in and suggest that someone does something different. Like casting an adloquim on the warrior and spreading. They wind up taking it as a personal insult and leavng your neo instance over it.

I got O1S-O4S done and never got my Shinryu ex kill because PF was that fucking bad. I missed the boat on good groups, sadly. I remember one time I came close and instead of just DPS LBing the winds on Shinryu, my co-healer used LB3 to res just me. I was blown away.

I've quit since. I miss the game sorta but the community is just garbage. Not even WoW was this bad.

>"brb fap"
>forgets to turn off mic

>friends

Found the squeaker with the shitty mic habits.

>annoying as shit noises in the background distracting you from focusing on the game because some faggot won't use push to talk
>"charming"

Have you been diagnosed with autism, by any chance? I'm not even memeing. That's literal autism right there.

>push to talk
>guy gets made fun of because no one uses push to talk anymore

>"forgets"

>player Mustang joins the game
>push-to-talk
>horse neigh

We did. They should have done something about ninja or either brd/mch, but whatever. It's not even about blm being unviable, but about people not giving you a shot when you already play at/near the top level. They sure as hell wouldn't find a consistent top tier SMN in pf, but go ahead and lock the slot to SMN/MCH for 2 and a half hours. I miss it as well sometimes, but there's no point going back now. It'll be the same, and it'll only go downhill from here. Shame about the Shinryu bullshit, at least now there'd be farm parties. I wouldn't consider going back just for that, though. We're going to have to keep waiting on a fun MMO. Hoping MH World will be good. Cheers.

...

both

is MH world gonna be open world

>his beats

>push to talk
>turns out 3-4 of my teammates are in a fucking discord server and have the game's voice chat turned off

It's probably the guy's way of not feeling alone.

Hearing all the background noises of someone else to pretend someone's with him.

>Guy with mx blue switches and voice detection on

>push to talk
>female voice

That'd be me.

I've been told plenty of times to mute my microphone because of it, and I'm strongly considering getting red switches next time I buy a keyboard, which should be soon with all the sales coming up.

Anons, rub your hand over the front part of your pants.
If it smells like dick, or semen, change your pants please.

Fuck you i aint got nowhere to be

OR JUST SET A PTT YOU DUMB BITCH

I'm naked tho

CHANGE YOUR PANTS STINKY