What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?

What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?

Got you covered.

>Beating subhuman pub retards

It's like winning the special olympics.

Pubs are also full of good players. Because, you know, it's the only 100% available way to play TF2.

this editing makes me want to vomit

Engineers will defend this

>defending a control point
>skaut

at least we got it out of the way early in the thread.

>only playing private where you already know everyone and how everybody plays
>not being able to outplay anyone without knowing who you're against
get off

You'd be surprised how often I have to stop backcappers on Powerhouse as scout.

>Beating players who have the reaction speed of a stroke victim
>A big deal

The players in that video are garbage. I could go on a server with F2P subhumans, record a video and pretend I'm hot shit too. I'll even throw in atrocious editing for good measure.

>literally all pubs are bad
That's so nice of you sweetie. Good job proud of you.

>There aren't shit players in pub matches
>Neither would anyone record a video of himself playing against shit players and pretend it's a big deal

Here's your last (You), you filthy slut.

>Merc Park's final point

is this honestly the worst last in tf2

Of course there are shit players. There are also good ones, ones in between, etc. Regardless, it is amusing to get a streak in that short of a time as a class that isn't designed for combat.

You just gotta leave engi with some power class to hold the lower chokepoint on offense and push the entire team through the upper floor.

>that feel when melee heavy is still some of the most fun I have in a video game
Its so dumb yet so fun

>tfw finally learning how to rocket jump
this shit is so much fun

Are you this fucking stupid? Point me exactly where I said alll pubs are good. I don't know if your mind is so simple that you can only deal with absolutes, but that's not how it works buddy. Learn to read you fucking underage b& mouthbreather

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Now get the sticky jumper.

>buy rocket launcher on market in the morning yesterday for $23
>list it for $39.99 (I get $34.79 after fees) immediately and it sells by evening

I love doing that. I got $11.79 for pretty much doing nothing.

EVERY SPLIFF I ROLL, I ROLL IT BIG

Rocket jumping's way more fun.

I'm always curious about this webm. I notice from the killfeed everyone is tagged up so it's at least an organized scrim. At the same time, any 6s team even in the bottom of open wouldn't let that happen in a million years. A lot of other stuff is off too that makes no sense. Why is the scout using fan? Why did the combo and roamer dry push lower and just stand there looking at the point? Why were the scout and demo getting out while their team was still in and fighting? It just baffles me.

>not using the good old 'tf2fags will defend this'
the only template thread I actually like seeing desu
someone please buy my stout shako for 2 refined I'm regretting this purchase I thought demopan was still a relevant meme

I don't know, constant turning around gets on my nerves. With stickies I'm free to do whatever with my camera.

It's gonna be a seller's market in a couple of weeks! What are you planning on selling on the market, Sup Forums?

why all those fucking effects it is almost hurting my fucking eyes

nah
>join PL_Badwater on attack
>equip sticky jumper
>as soon as the gates open, jump from spawn to defense's shortcut door
>jump from there to the 3rd checkpoint and then to the enemy spawn
>blow up the teleporters and any stragglers that are near

>there is no reason to be on the point right now as the enemy is being kept at bay
>as i run past the point my character automatically yells "GET ON THE POINT MISTER"

>lay two stickies at front door
>gates open
>get sniped during detonation
>my corpse flies to the other side of the map

HELP ME PEN IS DOWN!

It's triggered by you firing a weapon while on the point.

>Literally two average kills
>Last guy just dies from fall damage
>Unironically playing on well
I mean the editing is shit but why put that much effort into garbage

Nah, there's something that's much more fun about working for your momentum rather than instantly flying across the map.

>play on pub
>holding the objective by myself
>dominating everyone
>get kicked for cheating

>charge n targe + boots + zatoichi
>become unkillable

>Shoots at your feet
What now faggot?

*bodyshots u and ur medic gf*

hey Sup Forums
yore
ugleh

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Jokes on you, I don't have a gf.

>Scotland Forever playing in the background

>pretty much missed everything
what's there to boast about this

He missed every single attack, wasted uber, his entire team got wiped and he still won the game.

>misses absolutely everything
>still caps the point

This webm will never not amuse me.

Demoman takes skill

>you will never play dustbowl for the first time again