Why do people side with this hideous abomination during splatfests instead of siding with the beautiful marina?

why do people side with this hideous abomination during splatfests instead of siding with the beautiful marina?

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Because I choose my side based on the choices presented and not the character backing them, and Pearl always has the better choices.

Don't bully my bratty princess

because of this

What the actual fuck

what a fucking fivehead

pearl thought flight was a better power than invisibility

Those of us who are capable of talking to women don't need to be invisible to know what breasts feel like.

Because octo scum can all go to hell.

an objectively correct opinion

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Because this video leaked

because marina always looks like she's in pain

marina is a bitch

Well, I can imagine not thinking with their dicks for once.

Also, Marina's eighteen and she already dresses like a ho while Pearl is 21 and is more conservative than she'll ever be.

marina is a nigress

who cares about what their stupid politics are? The whole of Inkopolis is a mess of corporate tyranny and rampant consumerism anyway.
What matters is which one of them is best girl. And that prize undoubtedly goes to Marina, the cute Japanese ganguro octopus, rather than the gremlin midget who can't figure out how much Marina laughs at her behind her back

why did this make me laugh

It is.

wrong, both of you, there's no benefit to flying, you'll get bored after 5 minutes
invisibility can be fun forever
also pearl thinks mayo is better than ketchup and you know that's wrong

mayo is a better sex liquid

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Because they can't handle the delicious brown.

because nintendorks hate niggers

Marina is a beautiful ganguro girl and it proves how fresh she is, at the height of fashion.

Because she's fun looking and has an actual design insteda of being a waifubait with a perpetual dreamwork face.

She's actually based on American R&B singers. In fact most of Splatoon 2 has a distinctly American vibe around it compared to 1.

She's far more likable than Marina. Way sassier and spunkier. And the brat look is super fucking cute on her, especially with that crown.

you made this exact thread yesterday

Wow, it's almost like people hate niggers.

>She's actually based on American R&B singers
source? I'd heard that it was based off of Ganguro girls
The American vibe does make me wonder why they decided to go in that direction. It's not like Splatoon performed massively better in the West than Japan.

Well, at least it's not for no reason

delet this

People with taste like Marina, uggo brat is how the shitters get contained.

Sup Forums I want to have sexual relationships with this Octopus. And dont take responsability later
What do?

fpbp

can't play waifu when both choices are equally shit

>Pearl gets objectively better choice in splatfests
Gee I wonder why they keep picking her. Poor Marina getting stuck with the shit choices.

Do it and leave her for Pearl.

she'd be fine with it

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.

Because New York city is hip?

Why are her fingers glowing green?

I would raise her son

Why she always look worried?

She is supposed to be shy and uncomfortable with the spotlight.

the cameraman is constantly threatening them

>shy and uncomfortable
>dress like that
Good characterization work here.

>If you ever wanna see your family again better get back to work, Octoshit

Cephalopods have different standards of dignity. Look at Octavio, he wears a hat and that's about it.

Marina is a nigger, and white people are better than niggers.

Well said fellow 4channer :)

UNGA BUNGA ME WIN SPLATFEST

DAMN, PEARL FROM OFF THE HOOK LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?

>mcnuggies

Kill yourself while thinking very hard about it.