“Pride of the Fatherland”

“Pride of the Fatherland”

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Erika
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika

In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Erika
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Erika
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika

A Panther has arrived from the fatherland!

Ha! They're scratching your paint-job, Helmut!

>The Tiger breaks down and is flanked by the much more efficient and easy to repair Shermans and T-34s.

>tfw no vidya where you can fight for the glory of the Führer, the Folk and the Fatherland.

how about any ww2 multiplayer game?

*breaks down*

I wish the next Company of Heroes has German's campaign gain.

German Tanks were over designed and way to inefficient. The Sherman was a way better tank. Especially with an upgraded gun.

>loses in K:D to Sherman 75mm
>Breaks down
Wow. Who here superior western armor.

Yeah, as the vilified baddies.
I want a game that portrays Germans as the heroes they were and doesn't shit all over them.

>german stuff is unreliable

colour me surprised

*blocks your Panzerdivision*

what will CoH 3 be about?

I don't think that anyone is denying that.

I fucking love German defense options in that game.

WW3

>a fucking block on tracks
Probably one of the ugliest tanks in WW2. But also charming.

oh I was actually expecting someone genuine, oh well here is your (you)

relic devs are millennials with chink shit and a tranny. its gonna be cucked shit with nigger airbourne female divisions.

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> tfw you will never be Das Reich panzer commander driving to eastern front in early summer campaign

I miss Red Orchestra 2.

>play CoH against a friend
>I'm completly ass at any RTS, while he is somewhat experienced
>tryhard as much as possible
>Don't know how, but reduced his teritory to only his base
>starts felxing, building more tanks just to rub the salt in his wound
>finnaly decide to end it,
>suddenly some panzer shows up on horizon
>"wtf is tha..."
>its fucking KonigPanzer
>completly fuck my tanks in his base, in the ase
>that fuck start spaming engiineers
>steamrolls into my base.
>ragequits

Never played any rts since then.
Fuck you xoro.

oh im sorry, in which relic games are the black female airborne divisions?

>Defensive Doctrine

Good choice.

DOW 3

>Although the team insisted that 3 turrets would make the tank too long and structurally unstable with a giant turn radius, Stalin responded by saying "It doesn't need to turn, it will drive straight to Berlin"

Nazis are bad desu senpai

reminder that if you built these immediately you are trash

Get AT guns, get a screening force then artillery whenever engineers get close. Alternatively, use a clown car with riflemen and sticky bombs instead of a screening force.

Jeez, the panther is literal sex on tracks. What a godly tank.

>gets stuck in mud

what is every single unit in that game white?
except maybe orcs and that psyker dude.

they had a customer survey recently, and signs are pointing to a africa theatre

basically eastern front but with sand instead of snow

falls over kills crew when you hit a one inch tall rock

Will there be the Afrika Korps campaign?

you can tell sim city players that its ment to be used v comps there gonna spam every match and get rolled by anyone with a brain

we'll be lucky to see coh3 honestly

relic is currently working on aoe4, and if their recent track record is anything to go by (dow3), then coh3 is pretty much fucked. best case it gets canceled, worst case coh turns into a moba.

>less units from A-tier countries
>more meme countries involved
why? only good thing about this would be an Afrika Corps story

Is this the fabled highly intelligent RTS playerbase?

meme countries are great

id rather have Italian meme units than playing with 3 different german factions.

>Promptly shot itself
Man those Russians sure were competent.

I somehow doubt that thing even existed.

>No good mp tank games
>Red orchestra is dead

> comes to a sharp turn
> spends three hours trying to do a three point turn so they can find another way that doesn't require a sharp turn

That thing wasn't even built.
Kind of a meme, like the Ratte.

>another nazi wank thread
i'm too old for this shit.

Idk it looks like an ugly old piece of shit to me. Never understood everyone's fascination with old-ass tanks. WW2 weapons are retardedly ugly too

Heroes and generals. Its free but it's wonky.

>WW2 weapons are retardedly ugly too
i was with you until this.

>all mp tank games are F2P bullshit

How does a human have such shit taste?

>Idk it looks like an ugly old piece of shit to me
>WW2 weapons are retardedly ugly too
I WILL FUCKING END YOU NIGGER

>WW2 weapons are retardedly ugly too

Awful opinion m8

>running through undefended towns and rounding up innocents for slaughter
Yeah, sounds like a great game

>nazi wank thread

Does the "CoH" mean anything to you?

That's Russian campaign. We already have that in CoH2

Shame Gaijin Entertainment doesn't put out a 60 dollar version of War Thunder with everything unlocked. Realistic and simulator modes in ground vehicles are solid from the vehicle standpoint.

Literally every WW2 game ever.

>third person cam

Simulator forces you into commander perspective. You can switch between a camera from the driver's point of view, commander or gunner's.

I had an ally build 3 of these on a hill mid field. they were all destroyed within a minute from artillery fire. We still won but Jesus Christ what a faggot

oh since when? I might actually pick it up again if that's the case.
are battle ratings still fucked?

Regarding forcing commander perspective in sim?
For a while now. The driver camera was added a year or so back, it's nothing too fancy. Gunner is the typical scope. I don't play too much simulator but they're mainly events now with specific tanks you can take out instead of you facing +/- a battle rating.

>casuals that learnt all their tank-related stuff from world of tanks and warthunder

anyone here watching the coh2 2v2 tourney now

hahahahahaha holy shit this
I once had a guy in a game say
>what the fuck, I'm side-scraping, how did that not bounce?

Like what? At the very least the War Thunder devs attempt to be accurate, citing the resources where they get their information from for vehicles.

>attempt to be accurate
There they are, the casuals.

Ah, you're just a shitposter. Here's me denying (You).

>my video game is realistic I swear it's a realistic 100% simulator MMO video game
Is there anything more cringey than people who learn their stuff exclusively from video games and before you know it call themselves experts?

This.
The worst thing about it is that these niggers swarm /his/

Passive aggressive shitposters are worse.

>Gaijin
>Accurate

Ah yes comrade, secrit documents and all that

>Still haven't proven me wrong that they don't attempt to be accurate in the way vehicles function
They even cite their document sources in patch notes whenever they make changes.
warthunder.com/en/game/changelog/current/766
>R.P. Hunnicutt - Abrams, The history of the American MBT, Volume 2.

>Germany won because they had the best tan-

Japanese tier 4 is OP as fuck?

Holy fuck, how will werhaboos ever recover?

>...despite being hit 140 times
MY EAAARS

HEH, you killed us all, but at least we made your ears hurt really bad! Another victory for the fatherland!!!

WHAAAAAAT

WE'RE STILL ALIVE?!

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FROG FUCK

>Despite being hit 140 times
Tank crews would abandon ship after being hit once. Something smells fishy here.

It was hit but none of the shots penetrated. The B1 had insane armor, which made it very powerful in direct combat but too slow to counter that German mobility.

Leave the allies to me

>none of the shots penetrated
I'm not even talking about penetration. From my knowledge, tank crews would bail even from non pen.

*blocks your path

Sounds like the French tank doctrine

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If I remember correctly the maus could be pressurized in order to go underwater

Tanks are death traps after all. Small enclosed steel box. I need to find the source again but I've read accounts of some German crews late war bailing just from small arms fire.

That piece of shit could barely move through land, you think it would be able to safely traverse the incredibly muddy river floor?
Also, not all rivers are of the same depth. What if the snorkel isn't tall enough?
What if it's shitty engine malfunctions underwater?
Fucking wehraboos i swear.
The entirety of the German heavy tank program from start to finish was a fucking waste of time and resources.

>look at me i'm talking bullshit and nobody can stop me
No saying that the tank was good or even a good idea, but you're a retard my dude. Don't fucking talk about something you don't know shit about, please.

Why waste fuel on that when you can build a mortar pit with only manpower which has huge area denial?

I bet you think ar15 is the most superior platform both in utility and aestheticly and refuse to even try anything else
Or then you're nogunz

The AR-15 (and derivatives like the meme gas pistons) is probably the best combination of reliability, accuracy, ergonomics and weight created for a firearm thus far.