Would you your mother if you were Alucard?

Would you your mother if you were Alucard?

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Of course. I'm sure he his mother, too.

if succubus appeared as his mother, does it mean that alucard has oedipus complex?

Is it true that he canonically ended up being with Maria despite the fact he could've fucked Succubus?

yeah I bet he would look good in that dress

>tfw no mommy gf

No. Alucard is canonically gay.

No, the fact that he ignored the succubus means he has no interest in women.

Of course

No. Alucard was gay.

this

>No. Alucard is canonically gay.
wow that's literally homosexual I'm never playing a castlevania game

Mother
No!
Please
No!

how can he be gay if he beat the shaft

I can't even think about enjoying Castlevania and Castlevania lore anymore after the TV show completely ruined the fanbase and franchise name forever. It would be like if a shitty live action adaptation became the most popular version of something. I would rather have had Castlevania rest in peace than be revived by a bunch of edgy fedora wearing atheists.

I would fuck Alucard

In the canon drama CD he also lives with Maria but shows zero romantic interest to her

That said? Where's the proof that Alucard is gay as opposed to bisexual?

youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxsW-I

>tfw bloodstained will save castlemania

Yo that cartoon is FIRE mah nigga. You must be retarded to think it was promoting atheist ideology; there were a few corrupt priests and such but they even point out one of them could make legit, genuine holy water that was capable of harming the hellish monsters. God explicitly exists in the series, as well. The message is not to do evil shit in God's name.

Seriously, I'm beginning to doubt the cartoon's haters have even actually watched it

he beats his shaft to men desu

Fuck, I meant proof that Alucard is gay as opposed to asexual, not bisexual

#TRU

Because he has zero interest in females, even succubi. Only gay men have the virtue needed for that. Also, pretty men are always gay in Japanese media.

>Only gay men have the virtue needed for that.
Where is this stated in-universe? Again, not seeing any reason not to consider him asexual

asexuality isn't real. makes the most sense for him to be gay desu. he fits the bill in every way.

I'm an expert on gay characters and I can confirm, Alucard is gay.

>tfw no succubus mommy gf

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>Every single thing in the series besides swearing and changing the older trevor meets people happened in the backstory of beloved castlevania games like 3, SOTN or OoE

man she is pretty hot. I'm burning up just looking at her. I'm not to fond of the Ash coloured skin though. You are really just throwing me on the fire with this question. I'll probably say no but don't assume I'm a bundle of faggots

Vampires aren't real either. You're really bad at this, aren't you kid?

Have you considered killing yourself?

You must absolutely despise OoE then because of Barlowe

>Mother
Fuck nah.
>sister
>cousin
Heck yes.

I really don't expect it to be more than a 6/10 game. I will completely enjoy it and probably waste more than 100 hours on it though.

>sister
But she's a loli

Wrong franchise