This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like.

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The game sold like shit. You can stop making hourly shill threads now.

What does her breast milk taste like?

If it's not a loli I'm not interested

>Released yesterday

And yet it's doing abysmally

Based on some sources you'll no doubt show us immediately?

I want to hold her down in a mating press before bullying her womb with my fat cock and impregnating her

>no ass
>perfection

Where is the cock then?

body looks good but the face looks like shit
how do even you fuck up a face with anime artstyle
end my suffering Sup Forums

she's too fat to be picked up by a human

ooga booga me like fat ass

>This is the ideal female body. Women may not like it and fight for its censorship, but this is what perfection looks like.

fix'd my dude.

>no good crossovers with 2B yet
I mean I'm still glad to have pic related but it looks kind of ridiculous desu.
It's not like the GR crossover.

No, this is what perfection looks like, you OP just posted an attractive sword.

That doesn't actually happen outside of neofag/resetera.

born to be for mating pressed

>that
>ideal
she's not even thicc

>No ass
>Ideal
Yea whatever you say. I like tits sure but need some balance in there.

It's already dropped hilariously on all versions of Amazon, and Comgnet's preorder numbers were worse then ARMS and FEW, two games that only sold "ok"

unga bunga fat ass click clack ooga ooga

HOLY SHIT

ARMS sold 1 million+. That's a lot more than OK.

I fucking hate Automatafags so much.

>"xD le ebin toobie crossover art xD!

You're like fucking ponyfags at this point.

amazon.com/Xenoblade-Chronicles-2-Nintendo-Switch/dp/B01MU9VUKN/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1512252141&sr=1-1&keywords=xenoblade chronicles 2

It's literally out of stock.
Why lie?

Retards think she needs a fat ass when all she needs is some kind of ass

It's out of stock on all versions of amazon, and it's been performing better on every ranking than COMG.

>out of stock on amazon
>"sold like shit"

OK. Well I'm sorry you feel this way.
I really really really like it and I want more of it.
A2/Mythra crossover when?

Stock doesn't instantly stop orders from being placed. It's just not selling at all.

Also thread spam is not allowed.

You're pathetic.

What do you expect? A new game gets released that has cute girls in it.

All the shitposting is either sonysoys or roasties or sonyroasts.

>no ass
might as fuck a boy lmao

>fell off best sellers list in less then a day
>selling good

I got some lightning loli of the 2nd crystal, but I think she is retarded ヽ(•́o•̀)ノ

Those charts are updated hourly. You're a retard.

fuckin a, i can't wait to get a switch

Look at this guy, hoping people wont check his shit, talking out of his ass.

i want brapfags to leave

Why is this post so obsessed with Pyra? Did the brogressive devs starve your dick so much that you are thirsty beyond belief?

Glad to see you admit to being wrong :)

And it drops lower every hour. Because it died in less then a day

Geez it's almost as if I liked girls.

>want a game
>check amazon
>see it's out of stock
>order someplace else

Really activates the old almonds

Or maybe because it's out of stock, you fucking imbecile.
Why are you salty over Xenoblade?

I agree.

Girl Fetishists are disgusting.

Just. Like. Ew.

That's a nice fictional story, but whats it got to do with real life?

Why is this shit not ported to anything else? I don't wanna buy a bing bing wahoo machine just for that.

This, Christ. Kainefags weren't this bad.

You guys realise this is the GOTY?

>he doesn't know how amazon works
The best sellers isn't defined by what gets shipped, it's defined by quantity of orders. Hence why unreleased games can get onto the list

I want to sleep on Pyra's boob pillows!

This is a superior sword

lol

Oh man thinking about it I really want to see Pyra in Kaine's outfit.

>This is the ideal female body
Add in Long hair and you have me sold.

I like the game too but there's no way it will beat BotW

Because mono soft has been owned by nintendo for at least 10 years at this point. They also love working with the big N due to the freedom they had, unlike namco and square soft.

You realize you're BTFOing yourself?
I know how it works. You cannot order it because it's been out of stock for half the day. And amazon updates that list every hour, of course it would keep on dropping.

Kill yourself you waste of skin.

Okay

after the cutscene of awakening Mythra how do I manually switch Pyra to her for regular combat? I’m tired of this red whore and want my blonde tittymonster

And people aren't going to order when they see it's out of stock and they have to wait a week just for it to ship. You need to get that brain damage checked.

>You cannot order it because it's been out of stock

So you've never used amazon then

Can't you buy it online on the Switch? Don't consoles have the equivalent of Steam yet?

>no ass
no thanks

Yes you can

africa please leave

>And people aren't going to order when they see it's out of stock

Things that never happen?

>fanartists keeps drawing them bigger, when they are already a good size and shape in game

can she take her clothes off? the skindentation leads me to believe so but I don't know if its actually possible considering her "disguise" in Torigoth is just wearing a hoodie over her outfit

...

>want to buy game
>go to the usual sites
>see it's out of stock on amazon
>WOW I SHOULD PREORDER IT ON AMAZON FOR WHEN IT'S AVAILABLE AGAIN INSTEAD OF JUST BUYING IT ON ANY OF THE OTHER 29456 SITES OR JUST GOING TO A NEARBY STORE

OPs pic isn't really that inaccurate

Do you develop a relationship with her in the game?

>brapfags will never know the context of this image and yet they use it anyway

oh the ironing

op's image is actually pretty accurate to how they are ingame

This is probably the same salty faggot who argues Wolfenstein 2 was a success.

I want to violate her!

>brap
disgusting. If you don't understand the principal is the real hero of the story then you're a brainlet

thats my wife youre talking about

wut if her tits are fake and just a part of her suit?

Never

They jiggle, so no

is sword marriage and impregnation considered taboo, because I really want to do both

What do grills think of this game?

wut if they are just filled with jelly

I'm a girl and I love it I wish people would turn me into a blade

Fuck off there are no girls on the Internet.

You won't find out here

what's a woman?

Pyra would have been cute as a chestlet too.
Think of 2D anime girls but 3D and absolutely awful.

>Think of 2D anime girls but 3D
you lost me

You know you really need a woman, G

>Pyra crawls into your bed and snuggled up to your side, her breasts gently squeezing your arm
>closes her eyes and says "today was a lot of fun wasn't it..." before smiling

what do?

that's the problem sweetie, this is a faggot board

take the opportunity to find out how sex with someone whose feelings are shared with you would feel

well tbf I think I'd rather she had a girlpenis

I do this to her

that's not very nice