YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME

I COLLECTED 990 SEEDS FOR A LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT THAT DOES NOTHING!?!?

no you collected 990 pieces of shit to get another giant turd.

>Being autistic enough to collect all the seeds

I bet you collected all the moons in Super Mario Odyssey as well. Get rekt autistic collection fag.

Based Nintendo BTFO autists who are compelled to 100% games where that isn’t the goal

Yes you bought a Nintendo console.

I DID AN ALL I GOT WAS A SHITTY TOP HAT IN THAT GAME TOO

THIS ISN'T FAIR NINTENDO! I WORKED HARD TO BUY A EFFIN SWITCH FOR BOTW AND ODYSSEY AND YOU FUCKERS JUST LAUGH AT ME FOR SPENDING ALL MY TIME PLAYING THE GAMES BY GIVING ME LITERAL SHIT

Hope making a thread and samefagging it was worth it for that joke dude.

it only takes like 440 seeds to max out your carrying capacity so why would you bother collecting 900?

stop being an autist, your time is worth more than that.

I'm not op

remember when your reward for collecting all the shines was a Hawaiian shirt?

>implying
yeah ok

But collecting all the moons or stars in a mario game is normal, collecting 999 seeds shit is not fun

reeeeeeeeee

>all those hearts
Holy shit, doesn’t it take 4 shrines to get just 1? How many shrines are there in this game? I’m really early into it

YOU
ARE
A
FAG!

>worked hard

You played a video game user. Why did you keep doing it if you weren't having fun?

A lot.
Stop browsing these threads. In fact, do as I did, and apply auto-hide filters for "Zelda" and "BotW" on the Catalog.

you get the shirt after beating bowser, you don't need to collect all the shines

Serious question.
What kind of reward could possibly make such a mundane task worth doing? Keep in mind whatever they came up with would be seen by 0.0001% of players.

How about collecting everything in MM and obtaining the Fierce Deity mask?

>actually defending this sort of """"""""""reward"""""""""""

How about a leaf glider with infinite glide?

Now that was a fucking reward. Made the final fight the hypest shit ever.

Where the fuck is your horse armor and why don't you have a full stamina wheel are you retarded?

Thanks.

I don't have a switch yet but
>want to 100% a game
>get all the collectibles
>get rewarded with nothing
>y-you weren't SUPPOSED to collect all the collectibles
Fuck off if its in the game I want to experience it. Whenever I get a switch I'm going to judge zelda and odyssey after I do absolutely everything there is to do in the game and that includes the seeds and moons.

>Local player sees everything a game has to offer, is outraged to find it has nothing more to offer

Collect them then. You know what you're going to get, you know it's useless. How you evaluate that time used is up to you.

I really despise how much BotW shits on completionists. WW has a similar problem. And it's a fucking contradiction, they build their games around exploration yet they don't actually expect you to explore everything.

I have a question. Why does everyone make fun of assassins creed feathers when korok seeds are the exact same thing?

>nintendo gives you literal shit as a reward

based nips

It would seem that this thread is making fun of korok seeds.

Because Nintendo games are for 8 year olds.

Because ninshitendo fanboys

Worked hard as in to pay for you mong. Learn to read

Because it's ok when nintendo does it

Feathers were shoved in your face in the beginning only to become a pointless collectible that doesn't really give anything. Korok Seeds aren't really anything better but did come later and at least increase inventory, even if they purposefully made the starting one small so you'd go after those time wasters.

Watch Dogs honestly kinda fixed these kind of open world collectibles in my book. You're not really awarded much more gameplay-wise but they gave you extra lore each step of the way and they end with missions that cap things off nicely. Things like the graffiti QR codes also actually took some looking around to find.

You don't even need to max your equipment too, 4 shields are plenty!

Being a completionist is the satisfaction of 100+%, not whatever trite prize you get for doing so.

This.
It’s about the journey, not the destination.

How do you have 30 hearts

My dad works for nintendo and he said you have to collect all of the korok seeds and take the loot from every chest in the game and have the maximum amount of every stackable item in the game then Zelda will show link her fanny.

Also you have to get the chests in the divine beasts before you get locked out of them or you will have to start a new game.

that's what BotW is really lacking, fucking lore

The shrines would be a lot more interesting if the monks actually had unique flavor text instead of the same half-dozen responses.

ya ha ha!

>get to the destination
>it's literally shit
>well it's about the journey, right?
>the journey was figuratively also shit

The Korok Seeds were almost entirely pointless

It turns out the real adventure was the friends we made along the way

Use it near the fat tree guy you dummy

doing 900 of the same handful of "puzzles" is not fun though

less stamina

Should be something like nioh when you get new guardian spirit, they tell the stories of the previous owner and the state of the land and the owner take on it

Video games are pointless.

You are entitled to your opinion.
Nothing says you have to do them if you don't like them. The game is entirely beatable with the starting inventory cap and the earliest upgrades are the cheapest anyway, so you would only need a small handful to upgrade your weapon limit to a respectable size.

Why not just use the BOTW Editor and give yourself as many slots as you want?