I don't even find D.Va attractive. She's annoying and fake. Give me a Sombra or old Ana any day

I don't even find D.Va attractive. She's annoying and fake. Give me a Sombra or old Ana any day.

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Asians are ugly. Widowmaker has perfect aesthetics.

imagine how sweaty she must get in her suit, in her mech

also, you're gay op, though Sombra and Ana are good as well.

She's like 15

dvas literally best girl in all of Overwatch
kys

I don't understand why anyone finds sombra attractive with that disgusting skrillex haircut

d.va is 19 bud

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Why does her cockpit have a dick head aimed at her crotch?

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D.va has a great body but a terrible personality and unfortunately for her only personality maters.

>anyone that doesn't like fucking literal children is american

You don't have to fuck them but going "but she's not legal!" just because of your fucking states law makes you one. Besides no one gives a shit about your states age of consent.

>there will never be a website at d.va

I wonder if they knew that when making the character.

>19 years old is a literal child
>american education

>19 year old
>literal children
Dumb nu-male

fair enough

Please read an entire post chain before responding on Sup Forums. Thanks in advance.

How does personality matter? Just use her mouth so you don't have to hear her talk.

>you will never meet d.va at overwatch hq as she returns from a long day in the field
>you will never get hit with a wall of musk as she opens the cockpit hatch

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>she's like 15 (a factually incorrect statement on two levels)
>ignores when he was corrected
>cries about literal children when they aren't being discussed because D.Va is 19
Try not being a fucking tard.

That's boring. Getting off is the easiest thing in the world. Finding someone that completes you and makes you feel good for being you is what is hard.

That's just what they say because Blizzard doesn't want to get into any shit

How gay are you? Christ.

About 20%? Men are definitely easier to get along with. Its just to much of a shame so many of them are so ugly.

you know the true age of the not real at all character tho

>old Ana any day.
OP you're my nigga for tonight.

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>makes you feel good for being you
No other feeling like it. I was fortunate in my life to stumble upon an angel that makes me feel just this way.

D.Va is a top tier qt

I had it too but then she ended up cheating on me four months before our planned wedding date. Now I have no purpose in life.

I'm actually with OP here, even if he's still a fag.
Pharah is best girl

I dont even like fat or asians but Mei is cutest
DVA looks like she's sculpted out of fucking plastic

I fucking wish

finally someone with good taste

This is D.va

>Sombra or old Ana
I see you too are a connoisseur of the brown skin.

I wanna fuck DVa

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>ywn unzip her suit and take a deep whiff
>ywn lick her clean

Why the fuck is that rhino statue placed below the stone?

Mercy and d.va are the patrician choice.

>muh dark skins!

Fucking gross.

So are most of the people who post on Sup Forums

Attack: Pharah

Defense: Mei

Tank: D.Va

Support: Young Ana

None of these are up for debate.

D.Va doesn't work for Overwatch, she works for M.E.K.A.

>not preferring healthy, cancerless dark skins
Can you be any more pleb?

>worst girl in each category
You're right on all of them, except maybe replace Pharah with Sombra

>wanting to munch her nasty taco
>not sending that bitch back over the wall

Lighter skin is more aesthetic.

>posting inferior delicious brown.

These kinds of posts are getting out of hand and should be a bannable offense by now.

Sombra is my waifu and single-handedly ruined women who aren't brown for me.

Wrong. Lighter skin gets all red and nasty under exertion or stress. A sweaty white chick is just... ew. It's also more prone to damage from the sun and looks absolutely nasty when acne breaks out.

>Sombra

I see that you are a man of culture and refined taste, like myself.

>posting about how brown women are better
>posts a some over saturated white washed pharah

She could be 14 or 40 it doesn't matter because she doesn't exist.

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All of these ifs and buts. White skin looks better as a default.

>A sweaty white chick is just... ew.

That’s also bullshit

So you prefer darker skin bcauae you don't know when their acne breaks out? You want one of their pus-filled zits to pop in your mouth?

You're pretty disgusting

I like chicks with dark skin because pale women look either like creepy plastic dolls or sickly hospital patients.

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I want to marry and impregnate Hana Song

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>says only personality matters
>complains about men being ugly

Got me good with that bait. Here's your (you).

She's not the kind of girl you marry and impregnate. She's the kind of girl you leave beaten and bruised from a brutal hate-fuck.

D.Va is my #1 but Pharah is definitely the sexiest brown girl in video games right now

>tfw you just like all the OW women.

>All this bad taste
>Not wanting Moira to experiment on you
s m h t b h

Wouldn’t mind waking up to this lovely gal as my love.

don't bully my waifu

>Even Ana's tits have an eyepatch

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