Another avgn

>another avgn
>only six days after the last one
>has an add in front of the video

Is 2018 going to be the year of the nerd, where we get new kino every week?

E celebs

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

BACK TO THE PAST

HE IS THE GAME DUDE!

Damn he's been uploading a lot lately. I'm really surprised. Now that he's included an ad in his video I'm pretty sure it's obvious he is shitting out these videos just to pay off his wife's bull.

HE IS SO RUDE

HE IS A GAMER WITH A BAD ATTITUDE

Well, he doesn't do Monster Madness anymore, so he probably built up a stockpile of Nerd videos with the additional free time and now he's unloading them.

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>Heres a game that isn't ass
>Click and wait simulator #10055

James, if you're reading this, I want you to just take a few months off and make that low budget horror movie you've always wanted to. Mike and Ryan can watch the channel for a while, and none of your patreon supportes will stop donating. If Ahoy and Matthemahoehoweveryouspellhisname can go away for months and still get donations, you'll be fine.

>HE'D RATHER BE
>A REAL DIRECTOR

Seems to be the same shit that happened with Doug. Rather than review shit from his childhood he's now jumping in on every bad meme game under the sun.

Doug was never funny. Doug should just leave the internet forever already, the untalented hack

>episode fucking 153 of "this game is a bunch of poopy diarrhea ass dicks"
Hang up the hat already, James. Sell your game collection and do something you actually want to do.

Why did the AVGN thread get deleted and shit like EZA stay up for 300 posts? At least AVGN is creating actual content and not just lets plays.

The difference with Doug is that all he confused his ability to critique shitty movies by pointing out the obvious for filmmaking skill and sunk a fortune into a show that no one liked.

How do you rate this year of AVGN? Most of them were shit with the only decent one being gameboy accessories. Sonic 06 and Charlie's Angels are among some of the worst episodes he's ever done.

i like power rangers and gb accessories

AVGN hasn't been funny since 2007 but this year has been a new low

Is he in need of money or what?

I like old and new avgn . It's comfy

I've only watched his 2005-2011 videos. How are they now?

same. Why is Sup Forums memeing the shit out of AVGN lately?

Cinemassacre owners squeezing as much out as they can

>lately

Polybius was actually pretty good, anons here liked it when it released.

They're meming memes at this point. It's also fun to talk shit about his hair I guess but that's not really funny to me . Meh I'm gonna continue watching

Imagine his 2005-2011 videos but with half the effort

>New AVGN Polybius episode
>First part
>condensed information of the Ahoy and Gaming Historian videos.
>No AVGN spin on it, just him talking about a meme topic thats been discussed to death already
>PURE KINO
>part 2
>its pretty hard to look at james head without cringing. I dont know why the fuck he doesnt just wear hair spray at this point
>its revealed that james has 0 talent on how to act out any emotion that isnt raging or ironic
>you start to think, "wow... this is like some shitty version of one of typical paranormal or physiological horror movies. No way the nerd is going to do the whole series like this without some avgn joke"
>PURE KINO
>part 3
>a creepy pasta reading so edgy and cliche, even /x/ and 12 year old girls would roll their eyes to it
>the nerd, which everyone saw coming since the first vid, is start to get addicted to the game
>...thats it: a shitty creepypasta reading that took 5 mins to write and the cliche horror vid being cliche
>PURE KINO
>part 4
>there have been no jokes at all. Just james telling a really cliche horror movie. Oh but its so bad its good right XD
>wow james, you sure are trying hard trying to make this feel like a shitty psychological horror movie. this is gettin really predictable and trope-ish. But theres going to be a funny pay off at the end right?
>PURE KINO
>part 5
>2 mins of james yelling how hes addicted to the game. A game we cant see because was too lazy to pop in any game or have some other game be polybius cause he cant into twists.
>Just... 2 whole mins of him really beating this dead horse of a predictable video
>PURE KINO
>part 6
>a screamer..... a whole week for a screamer. James honestly thought he made a good scare or joke or whatever the fuck he was doing with something middleschoolers used to make joke vids about in the hay day of youtube
>no jokes or funny lines
>a screamer
>PURE KINO
>LE 8/8 B8! YOU KNOW THIS VID WAS KINO! XD

someone do an edit of james's face on the balding cameron diaz model in game

Seems Sup Forums got interested again because of Mike Matei's shenanigans

For me, there has been an underlying air of "let's just get this episode out"-mentality plaguing James' videos this year. Everything seems really rushed, things aren't explained really well and there's a bigger emphasis on the comedy and storytelling involving the Nerd character (which has always been hit or miss in his videos) and not on the game itself. It's a game review, first and foremost, review the game, please.

An episode I really like is the Frankenstein episode where he spends half the episode on one game. He talks about interesting things like how the game sucks at building suspense, goes into depth about how unforgiving it is, has a great rant on continues. Then it all finishes with him actually beating the game. Yes, there's a part with the "Franken-nerd", but that's kept very short and it flows well with the review.

I think it has more to do with his streamlined production schedule.

I ripped the audio out of the first 50 or so episodes and put them on a CD and listen in my car. I'm a huge fan of James, but avgn has been terrible for a while. The movie was bad, the new shows are bad, and his channel is bad. I hate memes, the hair thing isn't funny and I fucking hate any terms people on this site use. Even still, it's just not the same. It's like Simpsons post season 8 or whatever. He's zombie James.

Instead of reviewing games from his childhood he knows a lot about he's playing meme games like Sonic 06. He's more interested in doing the live action B-movie type green screen skits than he is talking about games.

>listening to avgn in the car

>I ripped the audio out of the first 50 or so episodes and put them on a CD and listen in my car

why?

Last year had some pretty good episodes like Berenstein Bears, Seaman and Paperboy.

>Berenstein Bears
DUDE SKITS AND THE MANDUHLUH EFFECT LMAO

>DUDE SKITS
im still fucking pissed how he ruined the whole Board James series with this bullshit

did this faggot seriously rep a shit phone game before his fucking video?

>trusting James to make a good movie after the disaster that was the AVGN movie.

>(Sponsored)

He's been surprisingly good lately. Some episodes are better than others but Polybius was great and Power Rangers was probably one of his best episodes

>Polybius was great

It was though. Better than Ahoy droning on about fangames for half an hour before repeating everything Wikipedia already said about the subject.

Ryan told him he has to make one every week or he's getting the boot. just like bootsy

>game shows a bunch of ass
>it's poorly rendered ass

>AVGN
Prove to me he was ever good.

Please.

Swordquest.
Pong Consoles

I dunno man he seemed pretty good when I was 12

link?

I liked this episode.

>before repeating everything Wikipedia already said about the subject.
There is nothing wrong in that.
It was a real life creepy pasta coming off the MK ultra shit. I don't think any "in depth" research is needed.

The Charlie's Angels one was lacking anything that made even just making it be worthwhile but I think the Sonic 06 one is one of the better post-100 and is a great apology for bad his first Sonic 06 video was but I always gave that some credit because it was done for charity or something like that

He’s gonna take you back to the past
To watch his wife get fucked in the ass

He’s gonna take her behind the shed
And shoot her in the back of the head

There is when he gets patreon money to say nothing for an hour.

>He gets money
>It UNNNNNNFFAAAIIRRRRRRRRR
Life is a bitch, move the fuck on little cuck bitch

You don't think it's a little ridiculus that he gets money just to recite Wikipedia every five months?

>cuck meme
Wow, it's like it's really 2013 again!
Cuck was a baseless accusation against James anyways.

I can see some certain people REEEEEEE-ing over AVGN praising Lucy Liu's ass.

Nope. Only a commie cuck would be mad at somebody making some money anyway they can.
Don't try to play it off like you give a fuck about "ethics" or some weak bullshit. You are mostly mad you did not get the idea first.

That was Sup Forumss fault it started. But when he refused to review Ghostbusters. Sup Forums rescinded the cuck meme on him. Just a few idiots and hangers on have not got the memo yet.

>Swordquest.
That was informative. But couldn't I have just read a wiki article?
I'll give the Pong one a chance, but is this really the standard?

I'm told it was because it was the black kid who kissed the girl in the movie but it's not like that was his wife or anything. It's completely baseless beside the interracial Sup Forums shit.

The hardware-based episodes are some of the best.

I still laugh my ass off at the Atari 5200 episode, despite him never actually playing it.

Yeah, they're definitely decent. A good joke here and there. I can understand how he got popular since it was a niche thing to do.

>baits the black man to take the woman off his hands so he can go back and play video games in his basement alone
Is James unironically, nonmemetically /ourguy/?

It looks like bootleg Age of Empires

i actually respect James for how long he's been going, and that he seems to be enjoying making these again. Polybus and Power Rangers was fun.

I've been making a column for 3 years and I'm burnt out, I can't imagine hitting the decade point.

Why do the new episodes feel so rushed?
He just interrupted the commentary and stopped the video, it was awful.

Ryan did a great job on this.

who was Charlie in the video?

sounded like the mastermind of AVGN and creative genius, Ryan

ryan did all of it.

Is he gonna make a christmas video this year? I miss those.

probably

It's a little all over the place but I've been enjoying it.

Except that James is funny and talented. Doug is neither of those.

>talented
lol no. DUDE SHIT JOKES AND SHITTY GREEN SCREEN EFFECTS LMAO

>Episode 153 (Sponsored)

I never figured James would turn into a sell-out. Mike and Ryan, sure, they do that shit all the time, but James I always thought was too good to get dragged down into the mud with them.

Youtube videos are being demonetized. He probably doesn't have much choice. Nor do a lot of other creators, not just James.

Yep, he's worse than Hitler for putting a brief ad on his video in order to avoid becoming broke.

So they're forcing all their cash cows to leave their site? What's the point of that?

captcha: video breakers

He's the Angry Balding Video Game Nerd.

The Game Boy Accessories video was my favorite out of this year's videos.

James' videos on accessories or things related to games that aren't games themselves like Nintendo Power are always the best ones. Polybius was also really fun.

>becoming broke

He's been doing this for 10 years and gets hundreds of thousands of ad dollars for each AVGN. If he's broke now it's because his wife squandered his savings on liquor.

OH

WHERE DID THE HAIR GOOO

Why are people talking about James' thinning hair while TGWTG is completely clean shaven?

Because James is a bigger cow than Doug.

Mike makes all the income from those. James gets paid hourly

Youtube is paying content creators less and less nowadays, and many of his videos have probably been demonetized. He likely puts a lot of his money towards making his videos anyway, so I don't see how he is selling out.

>it's obvious he is shitting out these videos just to pay off his wife's bull.
you're so right it's not even funny
>I want you to just take a few months off and make that low budget horror movie you've always wanted to

channel can't survive without avgn and mikey and ryan knows this
at least doug has the balls to shave his head off
because are paid by mike matei
nah mate it was worse than polybus
m8 ryan used avgn to shill his phone game before. that ain't new
it's not 2013. the whole UNJUST thing with the ghostbusters was just a minor set back. james is back to being full JUST now.

When is Board James coming back?

Board James is nothing without Bootsy, and he's been fired permanently.

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>and that he seems to be enjoying making these again
no he doesn't. you can clearly hear in his voice at the beginning he doesn't want to do it. he's forced, under gunpoint, by the real masters of cinemassacre
because his bitch of a wife needs more money
because avgn needs le epic game related villain like bugs bunny for the skits
yes and if this sucks it's over for james I mean people are gonna be fucking done with this shit

>WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

He got old. Guy's like 40 now. It'll happen to you too.

it's not the first time, they do this shit all the time. mike and ryan does this shit all the time. recently mike has been payed off by microsoft to shill xbox one and ac creed origins
that and his wife needs more money
>it's because his wife squandered his savings on liquor
for the bulls? yeah, you hit the jackpot
yeah and doug has the balls to shave his head off. james is still refuses to let go