Look what I did in Victoria 2

Look what I did in Victoria 2

Kill yourself.

To bad that actually didn't happen

Those nips would eat that central American garbage for lunch

hi shenryyr

I wish

>Those nips would eat that central American garbage for lunch

They couldnt even conquer china right next to their doorstep which was fractured and ruled by warlords, what makes you think they could be able to take on an entire continent far away from their home island against people with a national identity and everything to lose?

>why couldnt the tiny island conquer a subcontinent while fighting off three world powers

you retard

Because a European bachelor party with a bunch of mix breed Spaniards with a couple of muskets were able to take down the most powerful Meso American empire ever

Meso Americans are the most subhuman shits on the planet

>implying japan started invading china as they opened hostilities against the americans and the brits

You're a fucking idiot, read a book, nigger. Alternatively neck yourself and spare the gene pool of your presence.

>He thinks you can conquer a fifth of the entire planet in a couple of years
user pls

Bump

Is this a country measuring contest?

Those borders, what even... why though?

user, you seriously aren't stupid enough to think that WW2 was the first time Japan tried invading and conquering China, are you?

What the fuck

What a shitty game, in reality your country would have completely undefendable borders.

Korea doesn't issue passports but loves safari.

>Because a European bachelor party with a bunch of mix breed Spaniards with a couple of muskets were able to take down the most powerful Meso American empire ever

If you were a savage and saw a bunch of 3+ meter tall half beast half men charging towards you and calling upon thunder to kill your fellow amerindians you'd be fleeing in panic too. It's like if an UFO started bombarding the earth from orbit every city and possible military target without comming down to risk getting fucked up by bullets. People would be scared shitless.

The japs had no advantage of being perceived by the locals like demons or demigods, their tanks were vulnerable to rifle caliber bullets, their equipment rot with humidity, their ships could be easily fucked up by storms and either sink or have their bows deformed and cause them to lose speed, they were suicidal and couldnt replenish their loses.

Reminder that the IJA was literally getting their asses handed to them by fucking guerrillas with no artillery, tanks or aviation to speak of.

>Implying Japs could take over Central America

America's colonization doesnt mean shit. You have to be pretty stupid if you think race has to do anything with it. It was an isolated continent and it was not the only existing case, look at Japan and China for example.

By that logic Italian race is the best just because of Rome. Same for when mudslims conquered Spain with little to no effort.

Hi shenryyr, EU3 is trash though.

I bet you're the kind of guy who talks about military strategy on youtube videos.

No, but you would think in a Grand Strategy game you would have to take things like "how defendable are my borders?" into consideration

Instead of building a really long snake that goes through the entire Afro-Eurasian continent.

They would never get past the banana peels.

What if someone just set the game on the lowest difficulty to make a joke on the internet?

Even on the lowest difficultly being able to do that is pretty dumb

...It was. Are you a moron?

No you're just a tremendous tryhard.

wag my willie

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUT MY REALISM
I'M AN ARMCHAIR GENERAL

There's no need to be mean to me

Your filthy heresy dissapoints Mao.

WAG
MY
WILLIE

>saying this when hideyoshi attacked korea
>saying this when nippon had made incursions into korea and manchuria during WWI
>Saying this when Japan fought Russia over territory.
>saying this when nippon is currently fighting china over useless islands that would only ever be a money sink.
Japan can do no wrong, though, right weeb? I hate getting lumped in with the likes of you

I'm lost. Are you counting the invasion of Manchuria?

you're right as fuck lol v2 is a joke

pride of nations is so much better

>Korea
>Manchuria
>Russia
>Islands
We were talking about China

I know its hard but try and keep up

Korea was a vassal state of China.
Manchuria has historically been a part of China.
They fought with Russians over Korea, mentioned above.
Those islands are disputed chinese territory.
China, China, China and China.
Also the japanese particiation during the Boxer Rebellion and the annexation of Taiwan. All chinese clay.

There was actually a lot of diplomacy and subterfuge that went into it. Groups joined sides with the Spaniards, it wasn't just all of them against Spain. There was also sickness and disease spreading from the Spaniards to the less-immune Americas.

The muskets and steel definitely helped

this is pure autism
Somehow I admire ppl like this.
Once I finish a playthrough in ck, vicky or eu, I need to take break (few months) cuz game becomes so fucking boring

user this is eu3

>mfw making Synarchist (Nazi) Mexico the 4th Axis superpower and the main theater of the Great War in HoI4
I have no face and no map to prove it so feel free to > at me but I just wanna say that was an awesome campaign, kept pulling through by the skin of my teeth and only survived because I stole Canada from under the Allies' nose.

Literally Nurgle tactics.

>hoi4

>the country IS the border

>China, China, China and China
No, No, No and No
>Boxer Rebellion and the annexation of Taiwan.
God damn your really stretching there