So, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some....Resident Evil thread?

So, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some....Resident Evil thread?

no way fag

no way fag

>ada rejects Leon on a boat
>leon rejects Ash on a boat

That's a jetski, dum dum

Probability zero, deviant

Post some Claire faggots, show some love for the best RE girl

>jetski

...

Do you think she ever regrets not just settling down with Leon and having lots of children?

Leon is a fag for not tapping that.
In my headcannon they fuck.

>leon settling down with anyone besides AiDA

Maybe.
But Leon would reject her anyway, Leon can't feel sexual attraction to anything that is not Ada. She becoming a badass is way more cool i guess.

This is why the mission of showing her love and affection rely on us, fans. She is not meant for RE boys.

Isn't it time for you to be in bed, Steve?

Ada is the reason Leonardo is such an MGTOW. In my "head" canon, the Chainsaw Man takes Ada's head as a trophy.
>Ada can't steal Las Plagas without her head
>Plagas never proliferate
>RE franchise gets a good send-off.

>RE2
Leon is a new cop that's largely optimistic if not a smart ass

>RE4
Leon is a coolerthanU super spy saving the president's daughter

>Degeneration
Leon has started to become cynical

>Damnation
Leon has become extremely cynical

>RE6
Why can't we just settle down Ada?

Don't forget Vendetta where he'd basically given up hope of ever settling down with Ada and was entirely ready to give up the fight against BOWs and drown himself in liquor.

>2
>4
>6
will Leon and Ada be in 8?

...

And Ada would still be able to escape

This franchise would not be half as interesting or successful without the waifus.

Sheva is so fucking sad because I absolutely adore her design but her character is the blandest bland that ever blanded.

Tell me Sup Forums, does your right hand come off?

Becky best waifu

>tranny boylady
>barely legal
>voiced by a mouse on helium

How exactly was she supposed to act? Snapping her fingers and going MMHM HUHM? How is she bland but not Rebecca or Claire?

>tranny boylady
Tomboys are trannies now?
>barely legal
You're really grasping at straws with this. I guess all those 18 year olds who immediately jump into porn are 'barely legal' as well? Besides, she's delicious cake now
>voiced by a mouse on helium
Only in 5 and UC when she was voiced by Sailor frickin' Moon.

>Best girl?
>Best weapon?
>Best level/location?
>Best track?
>Best enemy?
>Best quote?

Well what I mean is that the game takes almost no time for Sheva and her stake in this. For the first half of the game its mainly about Chris and Sheva trying to link up with the other half of Chris's team to catch that guy with the annoying voice. After that falls through they're forced to go it alone. Chris gets a huge involved backstory about how he and Jill got separated and how he feels guilt. Sheva's backstory on the other hand takes place in like 2 or 3 lines of dialogue (I'll have to go back and check) that boils down to MY PARENTS ARE DEAD. And besides for one or two run ins with Jake, the second and third acts are almost 100% about Chris. You mention Rebecca and Claire but Rebecca and Claire were at least able to carry out their own stories under their own agency. Sheva from the time you get to the caves is basically Chris's backback and she gets almost no attention.

If I were to rewrite RE5 I'd take Wesker out of the picture. If you have to include him then let Excella mention him. Also have Excella actually talk to Chris and Sheva so they can both give feedback to how they feel about both her and their organization. Maybe even make her affable and likable. That way when she reveals she's betrayed you it can seem like an actual betrayal. Maybe throw in some stuff about how Excella selected Sheva and her team for a bunch of missions so she can have some sort of personal stake in this mission other than "I gotta save Africa." And Chris also has a personal stake because Excella is working for Wesker whom Chris HATES. Now I'm sure a writer can come up with better ideas than this but just give Sheva something to do other than be the thing with the nice ass that carries Chris's handgun bullets. Especially because she's so goddamn beautiful

>Best girl?
Claire.

>Best weapon?
Grenade Launcher.

>Best level/location?
Police station in RE2.

>Best track?
CV's Save Room.

>Best enemy?
Tossup between Nemesis and Verdugo.

>Best quote?
I KNOW HER, ADA WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT

"Rebecca chambers, at your service!"

Well, considering she was only added as a partner to address the supposed racism of a white guy actually having to kill mutated africans in AFRICA, it's not really surprising they didn't bother to come up with more than a simple motivation for her.

SJWs really do ruin everything

Soon, speculate on what will happen.

Who's Lucas' sponsor and are they the next big bad?

I'd service her chambers, if you know what I mean

It may turn out that Albert is still alive.

I feel your pain user but i wouddn't call her bland i'd call her underdeveloped and only in terms of backstory and by comparison. Does Helena get a chunk of backstory in 6? Haven't played it yet but she would be the only character that can be compared, Claire doesn't have to share screen time with another character in 2, especially not one who could fight for the spot of main character of the series.

>want in to discuss the games in a RE thread
Kek

>Well, considering she was only added as a partner to address the supposed racism

Can you just stop with this fucking meme? Where's your proof?

>Jill you be my Valentine?

SMALLTIME

>Nemesis
>best enemy

Don't make me puke user, Fucking lead candidate for worst enemy in the franchise, some are bad but not a lot of them are "suck the fun out of the game" bad like this turd.

Underdeveloped is a good word. I mean there was some stuff there. She has the Batman/ Disney princess backstory a million other characters had, she joined the African military at some point and her squad treated her like a sister. Surely something more could've been done with that other than
>Go here Sheva!
>Sheva goes there
>Oh hey Sheva, you're probably wondering how I got here before you. Well that squad that you considered family all died because they're not main characters in this series

I really really hope Sheva turns up again. And not because I like her design so much.

>speculate on what will happen

>it's Hunk
RE7 gets a pass

>Dr. Ethan, I'm Redfield
RE7 gets relegated to DmC levels of irrelevancy

Original trailers showed only Chris and was going to have him suffering hallucinations (remember the live-action teaser?). Sheva was there but was going to be some rebel leader and not necessarily playable. Then the sjws started in on how it was racist for a white guy to kill black africans, so they responded by adding latino and caucasian africans, and changed Sheva into Chris' partner so it wasn't JUST a white guy killing africans. Of course, they only bothered to change the majini in the first areas to appease the sjws, and left the rest of the game full of grass skirt-wearing spearchuckers and full black africans.

what the fuck was her problem
is she a dyke or something

It's the Batman x Catwoman relationship. They want each other but Ada just can't settle down and Leon is too caught up in saving the world

so basically, she's a slut and he's a cuck?

Original trailers don't mean anything, a lot of shit changes in the process of game development. The rest is just your conjecture.

Are you new to the whole Femme Fatale 3rd Party Spy Romantic Interest trope user?

Early gameplay also showed only Chris, with no hint of Sheva. She wasn't originally planned to be a playable character.

Definitely a jetski

>Early
Key word.

I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, fuck your throat. I will not
bang you in the rain. I will not slam you on a crane. Not in Spain! Not on a Jetski! Not
in the US! You let me be! I do not like your monkey-box. I do not defile my mighty cock. I
will not screw you in the White House. I do not want your pubic louse. I do not like you here or there. I do not like you ANYWHERE! I do not like ballistic-y hags! I
do not like you, Fag-I-am.

this is jill Valentine. say something nice about her

I watched those trailers, they mean nothing. Sheva is not the kind of shit you whip up at the last minute because of some burger journalists trying to get clicks. No one really gave that much of a fuck back then.

You made this whole theory in your head user.

yes, and the original RE4 trailers showed a smoke monster chasing Leon through a castle
things change dog

Is that you Suess?

GIVE SAUCE YOU FUCKING CUNTS
IVE USED EVERYTHING AND I CANT FUCKING FIND IT

Is this copypasta? I hope not

If you read what I posted earlier, I said she was going to be in the game as a guerrilla leader or something (her designs were changed several times). It was only the bitching about racism that had her added as a playable or AI partner.

One thing i really don't understand about RE5 is how they have a game set in Africa and do almost nothing with the fauna

So, you know how almost every Resident Evil game has its finale inside a lab. What's your favorite lab?
Mine is pic related, with RE1's being a close second.

no sir, just wrote it myself
looks like forgot to fix the formatting before I posted it, whoops

Don't be so aggressive. You're making Rebecca nervous. Look, now she's all sweaty

She has nice eyes.

that first pic is definitely on rule34.xxx
not sure about the second one

IF I CAN'T HAVE HER NO ONE CAN

She's got a good pair of tits

>She has nice neck tendons

ftfy

Been enjoying Revelations 2. Is Evil Within 2 any good? Thinking of grabbing it if theres a steam sale during christmas.

Calm down, captain

No way fag

check em

And the source for all of this is your ass.

You think it's as simple as cutting Sheva.dll from the GLeader folder and pasting it in the PARTNAH folder? They went a redesigned the whole game including the AI, story, motion capture and animations just because some literal who's at gamespot? That's not how things work, and you don't even need to look to another franchise to see how a game can drastically change in direction in the middle of development.

Ok this fucking captcha shit is getting fucking old now. I need 10 fucking minutes of solving puzzles like a fucking chimp just to make a post go through.

nigger just use legacy captcha

Turn on Legacy Captcha

Shit you're right. Which movie is this from?

pay more attention to this post

REmake. It has such a 90s feel, like the kind of thing you would see in an X-Files episode. 90s is my favorite time in for modern fiction in regards to technology, i love that late/post cold era look and feel. REmake in general made me feel really nostalgic.

Pretty sure it's Project S.E.R.A.

I don't know if it's No Script or what but it does not work for me, there's just nothing there to solve when i turn it on.

Fucking kek

maybe try installing Sup Forums X?

>those dick sucking lips
my god, muh dick

Stop defiling Rebecca. NOW.

...

What are you complaining about? You already got yours

no, Claire is a cuck.

dope

Reminder that RE4 and everything past it are nothing like classic RE outside of a few shining moments in LiN, VII and REv2
The series died with 0

*sprays your wounds*

>tfw playing re4 on professional for the first time

>You will never fuck her until she hyperventilates, allowing you to suck on those tendons.

I feel like ending it all

Painted dogs, gators?

Will Joe save Zoe. Who is Joe?

What?

>long hair
disgusting

Just when I was thinking "God I what do you mean Leon rejects Ash I want to fuck her throat jusr by loking at her face"

Nice OC pasta, will post in all RE threads

>tfw you just now learn 1.5 had its own complete ost. That save theme

10/10

The gators are the only thing they did with the fauna. I can't even remember what the painted dogs do, isn't there only like 1 of them in the game? Does he do anything different from the regular dogs?

Why didn't they do something with Hyenas? Those motherfuckers are creepy in their natural state, much less plagafied. Imagine a level where you have to trek through a savanna in the middle of the night with nothing but flashlights to illuminate the path and you hear those fuckers constantly laughing (but with extra plaga omph) around you and seeing their eyes shine in the dark, maybe do something with having to run from light source to light source and then of course shit goes south and you have to defend yourself from them until the light comes back on. That's prime shit your pants nightmare fuel right there and would make the moonwalk maze from 4 seem like a chill place.