But what are her tax policies?

But what are her tax policies?

Bash a few blocks and you're in the buckaroo's

But the blocks are cursed Toads

She needs 2 young boys every year. She will use them for two weeks and then keep them in a cellar feeding them mushrooms to make them unable to move and make them bigger where they will remain for the rest of their lives until they turn 17 or so.

Conquest is built on sacrafice

It's been so many games, so many years, and the curse hasn't been lifted.

No doubt Mario's greatest failure. Or perhaps the Kingdom's. The toads are still trapped, to this day.

EEAAARRRTTHHHQQQUUUAAKKKEEE

Taxing citizens is a sign of weakness. Mushroom Kingdom is ancap.

Screw that, I want an entire chapter dedicated to her having diarrhea.

Tax the Toads into near bankruptcy to fuel her lavish lifestyle. That's why there's fewer toad houses around her castle every game.

More like bash her butt in

Taxation is theft

>scat fetish

>tfw no management game where you run the mushroom kingdom

Apparently pretty bad considering the exchange rate from mushroom coin to Beanbean is 1-100.

I'm pretty sure the Toads love her so much they donate plenty of labor and resources without needing an official tax. Also she has people who work out the other affairs of state while she is mostly a figurehead and morale booster.

>libertarians want to make their own rules
>don't conquest any land, and want the country to be given to then by free

Impossible.

All taxes go towards making cake for all her friends.

>tfw no strategy game where you build up the military of the mushroom kingdom to fight off the invading hordes of bowser's army

>literally impossible without getting Mario as your general

One of the Kings in SMB3 looks exactly like Mario. Are Mario & Luigi bastards that got sent away? Is that what is happening at the beginning of Yoshi's Island?

>laid-back versions of Mario music while putting gold coins that Mario brings in to build Mushroom Hospitals and Mushroom Libraries
>put on Kart competitions and Mario Parties to raise money for the Mushroom economy

a Mushroom Kingdom management game would literally tie all of Mario lore together.