ITT: Steam red flags

ITT: Steam red flags
>anime/furry/pony avatar
>no avatar whatsoever
>firstname.surname.xxxx
>steam level over 10
>hundreds of games
>less than 5 hrs of vidya played in 2 weeks
>PC specs listed in description
>mental illnesses listed in description
>"funny" chatlogs with friends listed in description
>"No, I don't RP!" somewhere in the description (this means that the person does roleplay)
>VAC bans on record
>most played game is CS or Dota
>santa hat avatar

>No anime
>Posts anime

baited hard, kill yourself

>mlp
>anime

>description full of OC bios

mlp is literally western anime. The whole cast is waifu material, tell me that's not what anime basically is.

>The whole cast is waifu material
post some examples or else I don't believe you

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>no avatar whatsoever
>less than 5 hrs of viday played in 2 weeks
That's me. Desu I play far more on my Switch now than I do on my PC, this has been the case the past ~5 months.

People with avatars of historical figures or greek/roman busts are the worst.

r8 my avatar

Ah yes, the one fellow with a Napoleon avatar. I've known quite a few. Generally arrogant and overcompensating for something.

Reiterate your post I don't think i understood what you meant

>friend request from dude with S.T.A.L.K.E.R avatar
>message him saying blowout soon
>he replies in cyrillic
>his profile is full of cyrillic

> more than 100 games
> more than 1000 hours in any game
> has valuable tradable in game items
> has multiple usernames on a frequent basis
> disabled comments on profile
> vac ban (obvious one)
> anime games
> or only source games
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nice thread, I can't contain myself from answering to the bait.

>thinking the only gaming people do is on steam.

>10 page essay about his steam account and his steam friends

> two Russians joins our discord
> starts asking me lots of questions in voice
> basically trying to phish my account
Every time

>steam level over 10
You can literally get to level 15 just by having your account for a few years and owning a good amount of games

Any name with: "Abood" "Khalid" or "KSA"

Also anyone who has the name of a specific game in their username

post avatars

>>Santa hat avatar
What, you a filthy jew or something?

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>> has multiple usernames on a frequent basis
Why people gotta change there name every other day/ every week I just don't understand

All of you = 10/10

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>mlp
don't you dare you fuck

>Not playing dota

Yeah we're not starting that.
But we are starting THIS:
Demons > Angels

hi, Lee

>still playing dota
It doesn't have to be this way.
You can stop.

Agreed
stocking is mai waifu

literally who?

Game is fun after you pass the learning curve.

>>less than 5 hrs of vidya played in 2 weeks
perhaps some people have jobs nigger?

Not my fault CS is the best game on steam

>Frogposter
>Job
Pick one

>infobox showcases the persons likes/dislikes, favourite games, favourite music etc. as if it's facebook

if you do this you need to do pic related

That's like 20 minutes a day. I'm a 50 hour a week wageslave and even I have more vidya time than that

>mental illnesses listed in description
I've seen a lot of bullshit on steam, but I refuse to believe this is real.

>looking at reviews for game
>"this game is shit" without listing any real reasons why
>check their other games
>positive review for dota2 with 3k hours on record
Opinion discarded

>the dota review is "this game is alright" and gets 100+ thumbs up

Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH.

You've never seen the "demisexual, pandimensional asexual genderfluid queer sympathizer homosexual man (female)" shit?

>>steam level over 10
You get this just by having an old account, get the fuck outta here newfag.

shut up you closet brony

Why do you guys care? I just base them off if they respect me or not. If they get annoying about their own stuff, I would leave.

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>historical avatar

White people are the true WE WUZ KANGZ

>WE WUZ CELTS
>WE WUZ NORDS
>WE WUZ ROMANS

No Herman, you work at a doughnut shop for minimum wage

Or, you know...
Some people just like history.

man, fuck you Mike i know you posted this to be a dick to me indirectly because i wouldnt send you a free game after you begged for days saying you were poor

Green flags
>avatars of cute animals looking cute

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Ok Herman, tell me more about how you’re a Nordic warrior while you make my pizza in fucking queens

Having hundreds of games is a red flag?

it's a bait thread and you still fell for it trying to look smart.

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do you really spam this every chance you get? At least change up your pasta so it isn't extremelly obvious.

>Has steam

This thread is poor people problems manifested

I like 'za

>mlp

kill yourself

please just kill yourself

Pizza is the best all around food as long as it’s not Domino’s or Pizza Hut

>anime
Just die already

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just die already

>steam level at 10

Otherwise I don't check anything off on that list. We cool?

The fuck is wrong with having a shitload of games?

>santa hat avatar

YOU HATE FUN!!!!! FUK U BAD GUY!!!!!

Rate me

ironic weeb/10

You need to tone down your anime powerlevel. Otherwise, you're fine?

8/10 bait. You are a tremendous faggot.

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pic related
>steam level over 10
>hundreds of games
>less than 5 hrs of vidya played in 2 weeks
So anyone who has had their account since 2003 to 2009ish, bought games in steam sales, or is an adult who can't play vidya all day every day?

I can't stand people who use anime as a substitute for an actual personality.

jokes on you guys i was actually fishing for a new avatar

Why did this show love talking about circumcision so much?

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>Can't find a good /t/orrent of this
JUST

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I do this a lot when I'm messing with people in gmI'd so they don't realize I'm the same guy as before. :^)

>ironic
I'm putting actual time into these games because I genuinely like them. Well, I like Danganronpa and .hack// anyways. MGSV was a disappointment.
You're reading too much into it. People cover their profiles with things they like. That's all that a profile says about a person. Nothing more.

is 197 games hundreds or am I ok?

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doesn't matter because you're ironic weeb lol. if you show off anime stuff you dont like it

shut up double weeb

Fuck you man just give me the fucking game and stop being an asshole. Also you aren't better than me just because you have money so how about you kys.

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>hundreds of games
How many?
I have 280 and have finished around 250, I'm not into multiplayer games.

>santa hat avatar

Oh, eat shit.

>tumblr gif shitposter is also a newfag

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>Titan

>steam level over 10
you can literally get this from just owning a few games and having an account over a few years old.
>santa hat avatar
no fun allowed

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long as you dont buy 3 more games for the rest of your accounts life

Oh gosh. I'll try.

>hundreds of games
>less than 5 hours of vidya played in 2 weeks
I'm totally just playing all the games I bought for ps4, 3ds and vita hahaha
Totally

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>DotA
>Fun
Seek help. You have a problem.