Hey guys, how's it going? I've had a shitty day myself, but I felt just a tiny bit better when I said these words:

Hey guys, how's it going? I've had a shitty day myself, but I felt just a tiny bit better when I said these words:
"No matter where you are, no matter how bad things get, no matter how much you hate yourself and want to die, you are still not and never will be Anthony Burch."
Have a wonderful day.

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You say that as if being a rich, successful game designer like him is a bad thing.

t. Anthony Burch

I wouldn't call working with Gearbox "successful".

I love the story about how he thought he might be gay.

>in an open relationship with wife
>can't get laid
>can fap to traps though, thinks maybe he's gay
>first man to show any interest in him touches his hand
>causes him to back the fuck out of there because he isn't actually gay and claims he understands how women feel now

he works for riot now. he gets paid more than 95% of Sup Forums

You genuinely made me feel better and put a smile on my face. Thank you OP!

Glad I could help.

I'm so glad I'll never write for a show called Anime Crimes Division

WOAH! YOU ARE OK? WE FINALLY FOUND HIM GUYS!

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It doesn't matter what you think. The fact is that he made big bucks off of the Borderlands franchise while he was still at Gearbox, and is now raking in even more dosh at Riot.

No amount of money will ever uncuck Anthony Burch.

My last relationship was monogamous, I cannot say the same for him.

Are you seriously suggesting that you are better off than a man who can be safely considered rich just because he has engaged in cuckoldry?

Yes

I mean, everyone has their priorities and all, but most would consider being well off a much more important thing than not having a specific fetish.

Nobody wants to be Anthony Burch regardless of how much money he's getting.

Money can't make you not pathetic. Renember my dudes, you may be poor, you may be sleeping on the fucking streets, but you are not a servile human wastebin that literally gets cucked.

Are you Anthony burch?

Why are Americans so disgusting looking?