>final boss appears
Final boss appears
Levi Watson
Nicholas Hall
That's a big cock
Nathaniel Stewart
it's a person in a suit
Samuel Lee
>Here's your controller, bro
Juan Martin
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Kayden Reed
Holy shot that looks less like a chicken and more like a very fluffy raptor
Jayden Miller
honestly reminds of something you'd see in Metal Slug
Jonathan Smith
Jose Morales
I want to put that giant cock in my mouth
Daniel Russell
Nah man they're called Brauhms or something.
Brandon Smith
>being retarded
Robert Barnes
you think there's ever a chicken that big and i'm retarded???
Juan Jenkins
Evan Price
>Buh GAWK
*lays egg*
>WE
*scratches dirt*
>WUZ
*squirts out nasty shit and pecks it*
>DINOSAWRS
*gets killed by a hawk*
Joseph Thompson
Hawks are dinosaurs
Chickens are dinosaurs
Birds are dinosaurs
All dinosaurs died from a mass extinction and the only ones that survived were the ones that flew
Christian Jackson
>*scratches dirt*
>*gets killed by a hawk*
Made me lol hard.
>.gif
Man that hen must reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaly trust that dog to let itself get handled like that. My chickens star far and away from my dogs.
Liam Phillips
for you
Hudson Hall
>all dinosaurs died from a mass extinction
>and the only ones that survived
Seriously though, I know.
>mfw seeing that my mom's flock pecked open a giant wound on one of their own a was eating her alive pretty much, bit by bit
They are definitely dinosaurs
Blake Roberts
>All dinosaurs died from a mass extinction and the only ones that survived were the ones that flew
You're just being outright ignorant now son.
Dominic Ortiz
Our flock's done the same. Gotta weed out the weak.
Ryan Walker
Crocs and their relatives aren't related to dinosaurs though, they derived and diverged from archosaurs. There were definitely crocodiles species that were around with dinosaurs, just like how snakes used to be around 50ft but went extinct along with them.
Daniel Young
Crocodilians are related to dinosaurs, but birds are actual dinosaurs.
Tyler King
>presumably female
Imagine stuff your head up her pussyass
Nolan Phillips
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Ian Ross
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Jeremiah Ramirez
>giant snakes
Xavier Taylor
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Nolan Bell
Holy shit
Henry Green
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Samuel Butler
>Ultra Mega Chicken...no shhhh he is legend.
Bentley Ortiz
I thought ground-burrowing birds were the ones that survived
Ryan Walker
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Ethan Price
>burds are dinosaurs xD
Daniel Hernandez
Are birds smarter than we give them credit for or am I just humanizing that webm?
>that one goes and picks up other bottle cap
>but it doesn't want that one it wants the other one that was taken from it
like dogs playing
Noah Campbell
>cut its head off
>lives for 6 more years
Jacob Mitchell
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Joshua Wilson
>Jurassic Park is historically accurate because muh childhood
Cameron Moore
Can that bird actually fly? Its wings look too small to support it.
Robert Lewis
>Boss encircles the stage
Noah Moore
Birds are honestly an enigma. Some of them are pretty fucking smart (like crows) and others act like total retards (like parakeets)
Colton Torres
>implying you don't just humanize actual humans
Juan Brooks
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Daniel Baker
>every dinosaur had feathers because muh popsci article. I fucking LOVE science, btw
Isaiah Carter
>snake_passs.webm
William Gutierrez
I'm honestly amazed at the intelligence of my little bird. For one they love patterns. My bird has to see the bathroom mirror three times a day (morning, afternoon, night). I swear the little guy is wearing a watch. So many little things you see that makes you wonder how on Earth they can be so smart and have such a tiny brain. Maybe the evolved from dinosaurs thing is right, because their brains are extremely intelligent for the size.
Matthew Evans
>dinosaurs cant have feathery and scaley parts of their body
Dylan Parker
Chickens don't fly. Some can glide for a bit, the small ones, bantams I think they're called, definitely not that one though
Lucas Peterson
Extremely variable. In general though, even though some birds are dumb...the overall brainpower of birds is apparently greater than their brain size should indicate.
Eli Wright
What the fuck?! animal abuse thread MOOOOODDDS
Thomas Turner
Just a little quick reminder that dinosaurs didn't existed and that even if they did (they didn't) it would still be impossible for them to turn into birds because evolution is not real
This might be hard pill to swallow but it's the truth
Caleb Lopez
based
Brayden Barnes
When did I say every dinosaur had fucking feathers? Theropods definitely didn't start growing primitive feathers until coelurosaurs and even then that's debatable. Some dinosaurs convergently evolved feathers or something that served a similar function, but generalizing and saying ALL dinosaurs had feathers is stupid because that's not true at all.
Juan Morales
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Zachary Cook
>and others act like total retards (like parakeets)
That's odd you think that. Cause I'm describing my parakeet here (a budgie):
Mine is very smart. Repeats words, loves to play. Retard I would never even contemplate. We were watching Factorio youtube videos and now the bird loves saying "colored circuits".
Jason Carter
>Chickens don't fly.
Not with that attitude they do't.
Noah Watson
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Lincoln Lewis
Very kind of it to wait for the camera to turn until striking
Michael Sanders
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Ian Phillips
for you
Leo Hill
>Repeats words
That's programmed into them though, they regurgitate sounds that they hear, that's not a sign of intelligence.
Logan King
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Jack Torres
Bird thread?
Michael Rogers
>no face protection
>barely any eye protection
Leo Lopez
Shrikes are the best birds in the world
Aaron Edwards
Lyre Birds are cool as hell
youtube.com
Jaxson Flores
>hmmm... yeah this thing is dead
Anthony Sanchez
>read these are some of the most dangerous birds in the world
>see em in person
>they're bro tier
Adrian Nguyen
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Matthew Parker
Wyatt Mitchell
That's a big fucking bird. It could probably take a pretty good chunk of meat off of you before you could stop it, or a finger or something.
Benjamin Garcia
based shrike purging the rodent scum
Henry Evans
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Benjamin Gray
yes, yes we do, retard.
Isaiah Rogers
Kek, those crazy birds and their Pearl Harbor reenactments.
Chase Martin
>always read about how aligators are vicious killers that will attack you if you get too close
>go to florida
>they're actually really timid and will get into the water and swim away if you get close
Jaxon Reed
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Hunter Mitchell
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Brody Bell
Carter Gutierrez
Snakes are the coolest fucking creatures.