Reminder to buy Total War for memes and EPIC BATTLES

Reminder to buy Total War for memes and EPIC BATTLES
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Why do we live in an era where devs gives the public LITERALLY the exact opposite of what they want? Fuck nu-devs.

It's a free update. And so far warhammer total war has done a good job at pleasing it's fans

First, not second one

They WoW'd it hard

>b-but it's a free update
What a terrible excuse.

AMD btfo!!

please explain in detail how this mode is a bad thing. At worst you're just not gonna use it.

Looks like a fun, optional mutator mode. I don't understand what the issue is?

It's dev time and money wasted on something completely useless and unwanted. How is that not a bad thing?

You're on Sup Forums, where literally everything is worth bitching over since nobody here has anything else in their pathetic lonely lives.
Watch as i get labelled a shill for this post.

>complains that a free update is a terrible excuse
>proceeds to make an even worse argument
Devs made an ***OPTIONAL*** game mode and you're having an autism attack over it. If they forced this on the main campaign or multiplayer battles you'd have a point.
You're just being a whiny bitch.

>useless and unwanted
Yes, because I'd much rather have to continuously enter and exit the game to turn on a bunch of mods rather than just use the fucking game mode for it.

Shill

shill

hehe I am Skaven RICCCCKKKCKC

looks quite fun and the massive armies look crazy, too bad my computer wouldn't be able to run it, have fun richfags I guess, what's the point of this thread exactly?

I am unironically going to call you a shill because there was way too many defending Valve's Bridge Constructor clone yesterday.

Ashilla

OP not wanting to have fun.
Low gravity dino rampages will be fun

TW:W2 is legitimately good but for reason X someone on Sup Forums is butthurt and shitposts about it.

>Valves

>no new content for three months
>get this shit instead

Boy, I sure am glad I bought this game early instead of picking it up for $20 in a month when it still won't have any more content than it does now.

Didn’t you learn from total war hammer 1? I did, I’m thinking by mid summer they’ll run through the dlc cycle and then I’ll buy

>Cringehammer
Couldn't they afford Lord of the Rings?

Yeah I've played it and I've been a fan of TW for a long time, it's a really great game and honestly it's the best total war in a long, long time.

EPIC BATTLE for ALTDORF, X10 UNIT SIZE, LOW GRAVITY, UNLIMITED WINDS OF MAGIC

What do you mean? By this point WH1 had Chaos, Vlad, Blood Knights, Beastmen and the amber wizard.

I guess CA just permanently lost me as a potential customer by pulling this kind of ridiculous shit.

Speak for yourself

>MORTAL EMPIRES IS STILL FUCKING BUGGY AND UNBALANCED
>NO MEANINGFUL DLC LIKE WH1'S
>NORSCA IS FUCKING DELAYED TO MAY
>THE FOUNDATION PATCH BETA DIDNT FIX JACK SHIT
>LETS PUT DEV TIME INTO THIS MEANINGLESS FUCKING MODE INSTEAD


FUCK YOU SO MUCH CA, FUCK YOU TO GODDAMN HELL

Good fucking lord.

>caring about balance in SP

>399271832
Because Warner Brothers got there first.

It probably was a tool that the devs already had and were using. This is just giving it to the public.

Boy, I sure do love how fucking outdated most of old world factions are compared to new world factions.

>Activate Windows
have a (you), I know you wanted this.

It gets boring when dwarfs flood the map every time. Gotta play greenskins to prevent this and then you're still fighting a lot of dwarfs
They just need some kind of tweak to their auto resolve

>he doesn't know about Valves nu-Portal bridge constructor game

It's not just autoresolves. The dawi always fucking confederate way too easily, which leads their rapid expansion.

>Malekith! Mother knows where you are?
Did anyone here tear the Witch-King's bumhole as the White Dorf?

Tomb Kangz are confirmed for January.

>Valves

Norsca never ever
BTFO fantasy fags

the Liber Bubonicus predicts this

Y-YOU JUST WAIT, HISTFAG. WE'LL HAVE OUR DAY

>history fags
Enjoy your attila mini campaign

>Vermintide III: Da Stuntietide.

wtf is that pic?
*blesses u with plague*

I found him today in my room. Already got some (you)s thanks to him in /twg/

what is that thing though?

Dead Skaven/mice. Something unusually smelled in my room since yesterday. I found two of them behind a wardrobe. One recently died and was still squashy, this one had to be dead for few months already.

holy shit clean your fucking room you disgusting pig

Nah, I'm cleaning my room once per week. Just not behind wardrobes, under bed etc.

horrifying desu.
The guy with the pet piggu was a much better person

who?

>Those pipes

you got a nest down there?

theres a poster on /twg/ who has a pet pig. He showed us his pic and everything

Who knows. I still have wooden floor in my room, while rest of the home already has tiles. One of the reasons we changed wooden floor for tiles is because mices were living under it. I doubt they can travel around those pipes though, and the only other entrance left are normal stairs guarded by kot constantly.
I must have missed those threads then.

>tomb kings still not announced

what's wrong with this?

reminds me of playing dumb custom games on halo 3 with my frens

people have convinced themselves that this is the reason other updates where delayed

They know why its delayed, they released a blogpost about why even telling about this game mode

totalwar.com/blog/warhammer-ii-development-update

>I doubt they can travel around those pipes though
rats travel through anything they can fit their skulls through

Have you not seen the fags claiming that CA is lying despite them admitting their incompetence on that post?
People are fucking delusional
I've even see paranoid posts saying the reason norsca is said to be released on may is so they can release earlier and gain goodwill by saying "we worked really hared on this!"

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

Is 2 better than 1?

>semen fly

just buy both goy
unironically buy both

First one was better. This second one has too much water and no actual way to fight on it, just poorly implemented auto resolve. I kind of hate it.

ME is a lot more polished, up to do date balance for old factions. But WH2 has more factions with Mortal Empires, but its fucking rough at the moment and you will need several mods just to make it tolerable.

Not yet
Depends which races do you like really. TW:W 2 so far is terrible with flcs and updates, which were perfectly good in TW:W1. Vortex is ok.

TW:W 1 feels much more complete at this moment, but Warhammer is such a big and rich universe that there are still tons of things they could add.
TW:W 1 will be obsolete once TW:W 2 is completed, though. You will only need it to acces Mortal Empires.

I have always wanted larger leaders, monsters and giants, they were too small in my humble opinion in the base game. Dragon and beasts that can take them on should be city busters in size, not slightly bigger than horses.

I meant WH1.

2 has the best race, so

daily reminder that if Medieval 2 or Rome 1 isn't your favorite TW game you're probably from reddit, unless you like Shogun 2 in which case you have autism

>daily reminder that if Medieval 2 is your favorite TW
you have a bad case of nostalgia goggles
m2 is utterly broken

>Medieval 2

2 is shit compared to 1. And will continue to be shit for months. Only get it if you really want to play as one of the 4 races it adds.

Yes, but only if you pirate the mortal Empires campaign that holds all the races and factions from 1. If not, then neither because 1 is a bland game if you don't own all the factions and races. So if you HAVE to play only one, get 2, if you get 1 without the $40s worth of DLC, then still get 2.

It will be when they decide to fucking finish it

Daily reminder that Reddit's favorite TWs are Rome 1 and Medieval 2, and that you'd fit in perfectly there you faggot.

I'm already having fun with 1 (last TW is Rome 2) and don't know if the combined campaign of 1 and 2 is worth it. Are High Elves and Skaven fun?

>You will only need it to acces Mortal Empires.

It's easy to pirate Mortal Empires since the update has all the units baked right in it. It'd be really stupid to buy a whole game just to get access to its factions and races. We were all lied to by CA, they "claimed" you would need 1 to connect to 2 and that would open up the map for all the races. When it fact, it's just an on/off patch switch already in WarHam 2, you're not actually downloading the first game's worth of content at all. It's a bullshit jewish trick and they should be flogged for it.

congrats, you faggots destroyed your own brains with your memes.

Can we all agree that CA should be considered one of the worst and most morally bankrupt devs in the industry?

>you need to own both games to play ME
>CA lied to us because they implemented it from whatever reason I made up in my autistic game.

Yes.
They should be like

They're still the only one to make a certain type of game that lots of people want. Same with bethesda and Skyrim, there's no competition so tough shit if you don't like how they do things.

The problem is that this mode is only for custom battles which noone plays.

>Charges are broken
>Pikes are broken
>Gunpowder is broken
>Agents are broken and annoying mods fix this by removing them
>Diplomacy is nonexistent. Not even non-agression pact is here.
>Family tree is useless
>Crusades are broken for player and army will face desertion no matter what on open sea.
>Rebels everywhere rather than actual factions
>Reskinned units, all factions play this same, HRE is identical to France and Poland, two most different factions, Papacy and Mongols, aren't even playable

Medieval 2 is broken piece of shit patches and 10 years of modding couldn't fix.

Not when Firaxis and Paradox exists. Taleworlds is our only hope.

Unironically true

>bethesda
>making anything as unique as TW.

all the no fun fags having a meltdown, delicious

you're telling me that a TW game has bugs?

>bugs
>Half of the game doesn't work
>Second half is lackluster

that describes every CA game ever, but the core M2 game is better and the bugs aren't nearly as bad as you make them out to be

oh and it lets you mod out the problems unlike the new games

This looks fucking awesome.

Fuck off shill.

TWH's Empire is unironically a better HRE than ME2's HRE
On the other hand Poland and Russia are different enough from West Europe, and ME2's expac adds fairly unique factions