Well Sup Forums, can YOU say you’re proud to be a gamer?

Well Sup Forums, can YOU say you’re proud to be a gamer?

Dont forget to stock up on Doritos, Mountain Dew, and Gillette Razors for tonight’s stream

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>gamer
fuck off

>gamer

What the fuck, check your fucking privilege you neckbeard shitlord!

more like gay mer
ohohohohohohoh

Kramer the GAYmer

When is this shit starting?

>best show we can
>gamer

so why did you invite a bunch of anti-gamers and a bunch of corny reddit television producers like rick and morty? they have nothing to do with games. this show will be the worst one so far, the others were good.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5Ml7_2wT0
6 hours

What a fucking loser. That guy is a god damn embarrassment.

>US GAMERS HUH
>IM RICH THANKS TO THIS SHIT
>ITS STILL GONNA BE A TRAIN WRECK THOUGH CUZ FUCK PROFESSIONAL PRODUCTION WE YOUTUBE NOW

I unironically love Dorito Pope-chan.

He's my favorite shill, and seems like a nice man that genuinely likes video games underneath all of the corporate bullshit.

>mfw might actually grab a bag of Doritos tonight

>he's already apologizing for how bad it's going to be
holy fuck I can't wait. I hope they made TGA E3 2.0 with cringey corporate marketing speak, coma inducing entertainment performances, and a complete lack of good video game showcases
unfortunately they're going to have gameplay trailers for Kingdom Come: Deliverance and Metro: Exodus so I'm going to have to unironically enjoy a part of it

>having pride in my hobby
maybe art, the gym, or learning another language

but being proud of gaming? there's no progress to be made there, the challenge is for it's own sake and it doesn't enrich you. No, there's a reason you should either feel neutrally about this hobby, or outright shame

Aw man,why did it have to be this late, nobody ever think about Europe.

>the gamer is mad for being called a gamer

>feels like vga 2016 no more than few months ago

>the challenge is for it's own sake and it doesn't enrich you
tbqfah pham watching my little cousins grow up playing lego star wars on a kindle tablet I'm realizing how genuinely beneficial "real" video games were to my development. Like how when I was 7 playing pokemon silver I had two whole worlds to explore, timed events to keep track of, battle strategy, narrative, secrets, and socialization involved with the experience. They formed real memories of playing the game and developed real personality and mental skills. Not to mention platformers and other puzzle games also developing problem solving and coordination skills
kids nowadays play one touch games on a touch screen developing none of these skills. in fact all they do is waste time.

video games can genuinely be something worthy of your time with as many positive factors as a film, book, or album can have. it's just that most of them aren't and most of the people playing them are playing the shit ones

I haven’t watched this shit before. Does it have embarrassing moments like E3?

Hydrobot will save us

Yes, that's the exact kind of shit he's talking about in that tweet.

Youtube joel mchale vgx

He roasted them all night as their host

what is this "proud of being xxx" shit

why do people always expect or want to be proud of being something

Because being proud of DOING something takes effort and this is the soyboy era.

This.

He has given us many memes.

>your whole post
you know what? you're right. I'm just cynical af and gotta go do some work on myself.

NIGGERia

I don't really understand why Geoff is saying this when he literally takes money directly from companies to give them awards and disregards 90% of the actual releases this year anyway.

Geoff is unironically trying to tell you, the reader, that Shadow of Mordor was a) A good game b) Somehow better than Bayonetta

He agrees with the idea that Fallout 4 had better music than Bloodborne.

He thinks you're stupid enough to think BotW winning every single award category will be worth watching.

His precious game show is full of illogical retarded decisions based on nothing substantial - the metric for these "awards" is popularity amongst middle-aged game journalists who channel their mid-life crisis into social justice campaigns, and who's video game ability can be compared to 12 years of experience culminating in getting stuck in a tutorial. Where that's absent, Publishers deposit a cheque directly into his account.

Who would watch this, let alone acknowledge the VGAs as anything other than a honeytrap that will get millions of people to watch two hours of nakedly obvious adverts in the slim hope that ONE of those adverts will be a trailer for a game they care about.

Geoff might actually be delusional and might actually believe that the VGAs is something to be proud of. That's scary. Someone this deluded is scarier than anything you mind can conjure.

He better shit on EA like he shat on konami

I'd like watch the Dorito Pope playing games.

Am I the only one that didn't even know this was happening?
Who the fuck watches any kind of award show anyways?
Just a bunch of people in the same industry masturbating eachother.

Delete this post and then post it again without double spacing like a fucking retard and maybe then I'll read it.

He can say that with a straight face after he was forced to sponsor the cringefest that was Halo/Doritos/Mountain Dew

>proud to be a gamer
Anybody that’s proud to be a gamer is a fucking retard. No self respecting person defines themselves by the products they buy.

TRIGGERED Sup Forums BABIES

I am. Because I'm not an antisocial butterfly that thinks labels don't apply to me. Plenty do and I'm proud of nearly all of them that I chose. I am not proud to be a white straight male because I didn't choose any of those. That'd be like pride in having a bellybutton or fingernails. I am proud to be a strong personality that gives comfort and help to others. I'm proud to be a good father. I'm proud to be a gamer. I'm proud to be a hard worker. I chose those and take pride in the things I want.

>Sup Forums

fpbp

I'm proud of the great strides the industry has taken toward inclusivity and equality! Let's NEVER AGAIN go back to the disgusting, misogynistic ways o the past
#Progress

geoff is a fucking psychopath

Not everyone hates themselves like you do buddy.

>implying

Who /hydrobot/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=w31sfUrsIHY

Because sometimes that's the only thing you can flaunt, see gays, niggers and most recently fucking whites on the internet.

why is Sup Forums against this show so much? like what other "reward" show for video games are there that has any kind of clout. isnt it good to have at least one big reward show for a billion dollar industry?

How did that guy get the job?

Video games are not art like music and movies are

>I rove you

They can't stand their hobby being seen as mainstream.

The oscars and emmys are a sham

oh boy another reddit buzzword to add to my filter list

I am a GAMER and I am proud to call myself a GAMER

But a lot of games have artists and musicians work on them.

Is their hard work not considered art?

Every award show is, point is nobody will ever take video games seriously

>and our award for the most non-binary gender performing game goes too...hang tight gamers!
>intermission advertising Doritos

Oh yeah, I'm stoked... Anyone who watches this should just do themselves a favor and kill themselves

Are you ready, gamers?!

Edit: Wow, 30 replies? Thanks guys!

You are right they are better

People judge things based on the bigger picture not the smaller details.
>He's serious

>proud to be a gamer

>being a "gamer" back in the day meant you were a loser nerd that girls laughed at and you deserved to get bullied
>now it means you have dyed hair and a mental disease or are a proud cuck
When has it ever been okay to be proud to be a gamer?

>want to wait til tomorrow to see the reveal so I don't have to watch this garbage
>want to watch the shitstorm on Sup Forums live
Goddammit.

LOL THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND TRANGER

Nobody cares about John Flynt anymore.

Yes Im serious the most strong narrative experiences Ive ever had were with videogames and Im not illiterate I used to read like crazy in my teens and 20s

He's literally just warning us about Hydrobot.

>People actually take award shows seriously
What the fuck?

I unironically think geoff is the most professional journo/presenter in all of vidya.

God that guy has a faggoty face. You cant pay me to watch your soyboy/feminist with pungent mountain dew festering under their fat rolls award show.

>gamer

TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL

>geoff gets to do what he loves and is passionate about, and now actually has a say in it without being under the heel of a major tv network

i'm happy for him. he's a suit but it's clear that he cares a lot about video games as a medium and wants to see them achieve more.

>Dont forget to stock up on Doritos, Mountain Dew, and Gillette Razors for tonight’s stream
2/3s of the way there, I fucking hate Doritos

jesus christ

He's a literal sperg and lives with his parents, so yes he is genuinely retarded enough to say what he says without any second thought.
That said, he's a useful shill since his job basically amounts to reading words in front of a camera and occasionally helping organize some basic promotional content on the side.

>To be honest guys it might suck, sorry in advance but we're doing our best

>john
go away Sup Forums, brianna is a dumbass but still

>I fucking hate Doritos
You too? They smell fucking disgusting. I'd rather just eat normal potato chips

I call people by the bane their parents gave them.

>he doesn't know the true bliss of spicy nacho flavor ranch dip.

>proud to be a gamer
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AH AH HAH AH AHHAHAHAHA

>Gillete Razors is a "gamer thing"

That's a weird one.

I agree. Geoff seems like he does love games; he just knows that you can't do stuff like awards without corporate dick-sucking. He also has a good sense of humor about the whole thing. At least he never jumped on the "gamers are evil misogynists" bandwagon.

That's a big statement

That was almost good Geoff but you had to add that fucking gamer xD part.

so do you call donald trump "drumf" like soyboys do?

>yes there will be moments that might not work
Not an excuse to run a dumpster fire of a show, plagued by technical problems even when they were on Spike. Not to mention having to bring on z-list or outright hated presenters/corporate talking heads to cover for the fact that they just barely manage to break the budget even on the show itself. Even the E3 coliseum was a nightmare to watch live from the amazing lack of planning going into a very small stage production. No stunning technical requirements and they still fucked up basic shit like the number of chairs required for certain panels.

>YOU will be proud to be a gamer
Good to have that final bit of reinforcement that the show is not necessarily run by "gamers", but by people trying to pander to a lucrative target audience, the human product of those corporate sponsors Geoff has to live off of. At least he's aware of how shit the show tends to be, but he has every chance in the world to at least pay attention to audiences outside of his Reddit AMAs and media "friends" for show advice.

>"I-I-I-I-I am gamer

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I fucking hate Geoff "Kojima please give me your dick" Keighley so much.
Why is he such a fucking industry drone. Why does he like Shiteo Shitjima's shitty games so much.

Ugh I want to kill the entire MGS fanbase

>t. kotaku

I voted for daddy! :)

For me it's just the loads of artificial powder they're caked in. I eat my share of garbage but I just think doritos are nauseating, but yeah they smell like shit too

all those trans gamers can't go a day without gillette razors

Whatshisname from Gamespot sure doesn't look like he shaves.

>disrespecting the Hyrdobot
that's 10 years in the iso-cubes, creep

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>proud of a consumption hobby
No

There are people that are proud of having AIDS (homosexuals) or being thieves (black people),why can't gaymers be proud of their hobby?

>consumption
he thinks we pay for games!

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