Is this suppose to be a joke?
Is this suppose to be a joke?
Jaxson Edwards
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Austin Flores
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Andrew Lee
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Angel Ward
Remove goose.
Isaiah Young
geese are nature's assholes
Dominic Rogers
As someone who lives around loads of Canada geese: the bulls are right to be afraid.
Easton Foster
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Adrian Taylor
Is there a videogame character that can even face a goose?
Ryan Long
>giraffe is only motherfucker to actually fight back
noice
Nathaniel Sanchez
Terry Bogard
Nicholas Fisher
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Caleb Jackson
Fucking shoot it?
Ethan Lopez
Has nature gone too far?
Adrian Edwards
Ryo Sakazaki.
Cameron Ward
>tfw underleveled for this zone
How are you supposed to be able to fight level 5 geese at this stage in the game, what an unbalanced piece of shit
Brody Myers
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Jonathan Hughes
why is that duck being so mean to those bison?
Cameron James
If only there was a brave hero who drove right through that goose stream.
Won't take long before those cute bastards grow up and start chomping off bits of toddlers.
Jaxson Cooper
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William Jones
It's optional you dip, you go through platform 1 for the story then come back when you've leveled enough to fight him
Oliver Hall
Protected by the Migratory Birds Treaty Act
Liam Jackson
but could he handle a one on one bout with
THE SUPREME CHAMPION?!
Thomas James
Geese are the niggers of the bird world. Ducks are where its at.
Robert Hughes
He fought the self proclaimed Duck King
I'm sure he could do it
Thomas Robinson
The game is, yes
Luis Edwards
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Brody Baker
>blackface
that is not okay
it's 2017
Ethan Phillips
Pigeons are only true neutral because they're too stupid to have any moral agency.
Brandon Howard
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Connor Johnson
Are you sure about that user?
Blake Ward
this is 100% correct
anyone who says pigeons are worse than seagulls are pussies
Aiden Richardson
Is that a turkey or vulture in top right? I don't think either of those seem chaotic good.
Christopher Jones
For those who don't know their goose facts, the reason there are 2 adults and a thousand goslings of various ages is because geese are so territorial that they drive off other adults that have already hatched their babies. As a compromise to the adults in exchange for them leaving, they raise them. There are several explanations for this behavior, such as using the extra goslings to "shield" their own against potential predators, but no one knows for sure. It just works.
Jacob Martin
Geese are worse than that. They fly en masse on to your land, literally shit all over it, and attack you or anything else that gets close to them.
Landon Walker
How can you be chaotic neutral
Luke Morgan
Fuck that shit.
Those fuckers need to learn not to fuck with humans.
Ian Richardson
Looks like turkey vulture
Xavier Brooks
I don't get it, explain to me the different between neutral and Chaotic Neutral?
Noah Mitchell
Vultures shit on themselves to keep cool and clean up any rotting corpses, seems chaotic good to me
Brandon Murphy
This is duk in it's purest form.
Jaxson Murphy
we lost the human-goose war, that treaty was our only hope at survival
James Hall
You care only about yourself with no regard for rules. You don't go out of your way to help people if it doesn't benefit you and you take no pleasure in causing suffering to others.
Ryder Adams
chaotic you don't believe in law or order while true neutral you would believe in law and order and not follow it excessively like a lawful neutral
Evan White
I would say Penguins are lawful evil while Geese are Neutral Evil
Jack Carter
Vulture. Scorned as a symbol of death in its literal circling and waiting for you to die, but serves a greater purpose in doing so.
Evan Brown
Pigeons choose not to care, if they were to give a shit you would be royally fucked.
Juan Perez
Meant for
Jack Hill
You expect them to hand that down in goose school? Fear of humans take millennia
Mason Ortiz
I'm going to be butchering my first goose tonight guys, wish me luck!!
I'm thinking of making it with some rice and a light curry so can really try to pick the differences in taste vs chicken.
Anyone breasted waterfowl before got any advice? I live far N so body is pretty cold. I don't think it will be too gross for fucking nerd-me.
Justin Williams
Ryan Johnson
Yup, in old times people believed they were vectors of disease and evil, though nowdays we know they actually help to contain and eliminate disease from spreading.
Owen Cruz
Turkeys shit on themselves to ward off predators.
Xavier Russell
It worked well with Pantheras.
They know, killing a human will mean the destruction of their entire pride. And it just took half a century to drive that lesson home.
Cameron Parker
this makes me so uncomfortable
Elijah Evans
quack
Christopher Lopez
go back to gamestop
Owen Butler
>thinking emperor penguin is evil
>steadfast and stoic
>standing months without food in sub zero temperatures and gale winds, all while balancing an egg on its feet
>just to give its chick a chance at life
You are wrong.
Eli Green
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Josiah Robinson
The fuck is their problem??
Owen Watson
what birds are top right and middle bottom
explain?
Nathan Torres
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Jace Jenkins
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Aiden Rogers
Turkey vulture and whatever that cuck bird that lays its eggs in others nests so they end up raising it for them.
Jace Anderson
Bottom right is a cuckoo, user. You may have heard words related to them around recently.
Colton Cruz
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Ryan Carter
>Ducks are where it's at
>literally only breed via rape
Hunter Lee
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Dominic Edwards
Matthew Wilson
Birb threads really are Sup Forums's finest
Pigeons a best
Michael Cook
>Geese raise another goose's sons
lmao what a bunch of cuckoos
Colton Carter
DACKSU
Nathaniel Long
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Oliver Sanders
This is the Cuckoo inventor of your favorite meme.
Lucas Hernandez
Cooper Ross
>penguins
>lawful good
Have you seen what they're capable of? They rape, assault, and cuck without mercy.
Liam Lewis
DELET
Jace Ross
I'm surprised nobody's brought up the corkscrew penis yet.
Noah Campbell
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William Hernandez
Isn't that mostly Adele penguins
Ryder Cook
Not that I condone animal cruelty and all, but I'm surprised I've yet to witness these geese getting their shit beaten. Yes their aggressive but they aren't no honey badger. Just bigger agressive ducks. Just bash their heads in or something.
Cooper Morgan
YAMERO
Evan Sanders
I recall geese are deceptively strong. Break a man's arm strong. Might be thinking of Swans, though.
Xavier Wood
mounties will home in on your location and execute you if you do
Ethan Mitchell
>shoot it
In Bongland? You'd be lucky to take a butter knife or bike tire to it without getting arrested on the way
James Phillips
canadian here
you first m8
Lincoln Robinson
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Levi Torres
this. also mushrooms threads for whatever reason
Gavin Reyes
he didnt impale it on anything?
Carson James
Punch it the same way you punch a cheeky seagull trying to steal your Greggs. The flying rats around where I live are the size of medium sized dogs and you have to be prepared to wrestle one of those bastards if they spy you with a steak and cheese roll.
Jayden Wright
>forced to wear retarded collar by giant ape people
I'd be mad too
Carter Baker
Things like this make me glad we're large apes.
Bentley Phillips
Pigeons are among the smartest birds though.
Kayden Allen
Neutral evil needs a change otherwise perfect
Grayson Kelly
You're definitely from Aberdeen aren't you?
Jordan Martinez
it's not real senpai
Ayden Young
Nolan Murphy
does he have natural antivenom or is he the baddest motherfucker on the planet?
Wyatt Clark
I'd still Geese or Swans over flying rats (pigeons) and evil fuckers (Seagulls)
Jose Morris
the bovine fear the avian warrior
Jackson Morgan
>Fight an animal that can break your bones
>Fight an animal that is protected by law
>Let cucks run your country and wonder why it's all going to shit