Uu~

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Okay you've sold me. What's the game?

was it autism or single parenting?

>game

The trap is the killer

What is the name of the game please?

lostboy

Fightan game is out on Steam in 26 hours!
You're gonna buy it, right Sup Forums?

When the Seacats Cry

It's a TV show, user. Total Drama Island.

>unexplained trap X argument
lol

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>People still deny Rosatrice theory

How can those people even breath?

the moment of the seacat's squawk

So, let me get this straight.

Rosa and George worked together to kill everyone.
Rosa felt guilty for killing Beatrice 2.0 and decided to fulfil the literal aspect of the epitaph to revive her. She took on Shannon's love for Battler because who knows.
George wants to kill everyone so that he can run away with Shannon.
Rosa kills everyone in closed room but if she's killed, George starts killing and doesn't care about closed rooms, see ep 3 and ep 5.

Ep 1 is just Rosa faking her death while Nanjo sits in front of her so no one notices she's not dead. Then she kills everyone else after pretending to be dead.
Ep 2 is obvious that Rosa is in charge of everything though Shkannon theory says that Rosa was meant to be in charge.
Ep 3 has Eva find the gold and Rosa gives up killing people, as per the agreement. George doesn't like that and kills Rosa and Maria then everyone else. Georges gets shot by Nanjo but doesn't die. George later finds Nanjo, kills them then dies later. Eva finds out that her son killed everyone and keeps everything a secret.
Ep 4 is just Rosa kidnapping everyone and then killing them after the family demand to see Kinzo.
Ep 5 has Battler solve the epitaph immediately, so Rosa doesn't kill anyone. George still wants to go with the plan so he kills Rosa and fakes his death. Then kills everyone and is able to put the envelope because he's dead.

The annoying part is that people argue that Rosatrice has no love for the author but it's the other way around. With Shkanon, the answer for ep 1 is 'the narrator lied' whereas Rosatrice has a direct solvable answer.

Is the fighting game out yet?

read the thread you goat

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What sex with Bern will be like?
Rosa is love, Rosa is life.

>new umineko episode comes out and deconfirms shkannontrice
I would lose my shit

Maybe in your dreams.

>new episode confirms rosatrice
>ends with a jumpscare of Rosatrice saying :You should have watched that 10 hour video, faggot.

Shit single parenting and probably autism. Also how the fuck is the rest of the family not getting involved?

>Umineko is 10 years old

Umineko no Naku Koro ni

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Nah.

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>having a waifu
lol pathetic

DUDE
GOLDEN
TRUTH
LMAO

Because her parenting style is probably not much different from how they were raised. The others were able to grow up and attempt to move past Kinzo's shitty parenting, giving their kids a healthier family life than they were ever given. Rosa's just their dumb kid sister who whored herself out and got ding dong ditched, not their fault she couldn't learn to be better and it's not their place to try and fix something that's not theirs.

Boku no Pico

>Nekojishi
>1st ZUN now R07 to steam

THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

it's like all those stupid memes people kept making are coming true my only hope would be the international version of CM3D2 making it without lewd (but secretly with lewed through a clever steam chat post)

STOP IT WITH THE UU UU

It's useless!
It's all useless!

Umineko and Higurashi have been on Steam for a while, and the fighting game was announced a long time ago too.
Mangagamer is also translating Sengoku Rance so we might get that on Steam too

So do George ever get to fuck the trap?