How do I tell my mom I wanna dress like this starting on the first of January?

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she knows you're gay cuz you sucked your dads dick so don't even sweat it user

>Dressing like a true gentleman makes you gay.

S M F H .

your mom called and told me to tell you your bait sucks.

*inhales but farts instead*

BraaaaaphahahahhahahHAHAHA

>two button jacket

off to a shitty start user...

Why do you need to tell your mom how you want to dress?

if I don't she might not recognize me

/fa/ can probably help

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user just a heads up you'll be hugely out of placed. I spent a long time wanting to be cool and unique and I finally realized that conformity is the best thing to happen to anyone. you will not be happier because a bunch of strangers constantly look at you. And if approachability is what you want you'll actually go down as well. People won't think "Wow this guy is so unique I bet he's super interesting I'm going to go talk to him/hit on him" They'll go "woah that dude is dressed kind of strangely I should go talk to someone who looks like me"

>she might not recognize me

As her son? Mate, that recognition was long gone

>the 2017 version of that kid who wears a black trenchcoat and fingerless gloves to class

>Hi mom. I'm gay.

That should cover it.

I want to look sophisticated. I have a high intelligence rating.

You had a school shooter in your class?

Was his name important?

Gotta start small OP.

No, I had some punk wannabes with a bit of emo and goth added into the mix

I got that reference user

You're trolling

>uh-uhh mommy, can i have some soy ?
Done.

Jesus fucking Christ lol I always knew /fa/ggots were hideous cretins

nice Dylann roof shop

>mom, i'm gay

>that neck on the left and middle brown jacket
It has to be photoshopped I never noticed that before all the times ive seen the pic

Game?