In all seriousness...

In all seriousness, why are there no games in which you're holed up in your workplace whilst a madman opens fire on the place and you have to be the hero that takes him down? I'd love to relive my childhood dreams of saving the girls I liked from the school shooters

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They still wouldn't sleep with you. Not in a million fucking years, loser.

You'll probably get a hug, though.

numales would cry how the game is disgusting and promotes gun violence and bad news press would be guaranteed so no studio wants to take the chance

some indie developer could try to make one, would be meme game of the month

A school shooter survival sim would be impossible to market, but I could legitimately see the potential in a workplace hostage game where you give the antagonists the slip and improvise ways to take them down and save everyone. Manhunt meet Office Space.

Sounds like Space Station 13.

What about a game where you shoot up a school before the cops come and try to get as many kills as possible? Hell, you could even improvise by having different environments and famous places like Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook, Pulse Nightclub, Las Vegas, Church, etc.

Or just a Die Hard game

That would be pretty mindless. Of course, there is Hatred and the first Postal so who knows

Die Hard, but you're not a cop, you're on of the suckers Holly worked with and happened to be out on the fire escape for a smoke or something.

Isn't there some new Gmod mode that's pretty much exactly that?

Prop Hunt gamemode in Gmod with no props.

isnt half life kind of like that?

I seem to remember a Half Life mod that was about this.

I think it was called Night at the Office or something like that? It had multiple endings depending on if/how you escaped or if you fought back, etc.

cringe

She just survived a traumatic experience, why would she want to step right into another one?

Some of you are cool, don't come to video games tomorrow

>Night at the Office
moddb.com/mods/night-at-the-office

>AI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

Open door or I suicide. Law 2.

would rather better high score simulators desu senpai

Fucking soyboys

Most people'd rather be the gunner

There's plenty of games with situations like that. Almost every scene in Postal 2 is basically "I was doing some mundane chores when some psychos with guns showed up."

This. There should be a game where you go on a shoot up a bunch of innocent people and have to make strategize to make sure you get the highest score possible and avoid being taken down

Do it, no balls.

>You will never play a decent school shooting video-game in your lifetime

cute kitty

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>You will never play a decent serial killer game in an open world
>You will never get to role-play as Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, etc in an expansive, lived-in open world

There was that one HL mod called Night at the Office that describes what you're talking about. Was pretty fun.

hitman absolution has big crowds. all corpses remain and the cops do come eventually.
>crowd scatters after the first shot
good times

But user, that game was made more than 10 years ago

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my man

based pico

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Now that's a flash game I haven't played in a long time...

Long time..

Grow up

What was the name of this again? Think I'm gonna try and find it one more time

Pico's School

cringe

>A school shooter survival sim would be impossible to market
What is hatred/postal? Those games are practically Sup Forums incarnate, and mainstream media practically did all the marketing for it anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=uNsW4OkKOm4

what the FUCK was his problem!?!?

She(male) had a crush on Pico who was a uber chad.