Not being an idort

>not being an idort

Damn, I wish that were me

Damn nigga where you stole those?

>Being an idort this gen

>actually owning an Xbox One
But why though?

>implying idorts are unbiased
I own everything too but I still think Sony products are garbage and the Sony fan base should be gassed to death and tossed into crematory ovens. PlayStation first party franchises are pure shit with a shit aesthetic only an existing Sony fan could love. The controller is awful and falls apart and the light drains the batter (and can’t turn off).

Also Nintendo makes the best video games on the planet. I’ve been an idort for almost 20 years and even admit the PS1 was a better platform than N64 but always hated Sony and want to exterminate them

It could be for his PC instead, maybe. I don't know.

>skinny nigger
yeah w/e

My friend gave me his broken Xbox One and I took it to a shop and got it fixed for $40.

>brown skin

Gross

>Xbone
But why?

>Xbone

I really hope you only bought that controller for PC vidya

Why does every hand on Sup Forums look malnourished?

>owning a Hexbox

I don't want to waste money on a huge box I have to babysit just to play games on it, so I got an Xbone instead of a PC.

>I have to babysit just to play games on it

why the fuck did you buy a console made after the 6th gen then?

FISTO GET OFF Sup Forums

I don't wish to be associated with Sony cancer any longer.

Literally nigger tier

>Xbox One when you have a PS4 and Switch
Why? There is without hyperbole literally nothing good on Xbox you either can't get or can't get a superior equivalent of on Switch and PS4.
Chad daddy wasn't lying when he said Xbox ain't got games

At least you're honest about your retardation. Xbone is your best bet.

Playing picross on the shitter. Afterwards I'm going to play the lost legacy (picked it up for 20 bucks on BF).

People who are loyal to one corporation are beyond me

Is it you in every picture

Explain to me why I should buy a console. Name me just one game among the three consoles that makes it worthwhile. But keep this in mind:

>it cannot be popular (no more than one million global sales)
>it cannot have a high metaceritic (anything above 80)
>it cannot have sex fanservice in it (all women must be covered, no sex appeal whatsoever)
>it cannot have any story
>it cannot be on the PC, otherwise I'll just play it on the PC
>it cannot be casual (IE any indie games on consoles only, since they're always designed for casuals)
>it cannot have any DLC whatsoever, unless it's all free
>it cannot be reliant on a gimmicky control scheme, like VR or gyro

Please, go ahead and name me one.

Rare Replay

Ninja Gaiden Black you dumb nigger.

I don't think that pic represents any actual idort

My literal nigg-
>xbone
ew...

I should post my delicate girl-like hands and see how many replies I get.

Look everyone, I found the pretentious 16 year old hipster.

Well memed

Maybe that's his PC controller.

But that's on the original Xbox.

Fixed.

>tfw true idort
Cuphead (steam), Bayo 3, And DMC 5 are going to be so fucking rad

>19 year old guy
>look just like a girl for some reason
>people always think I'm a girl online because high voice
>friends bully me about it

Remember to paint your nails.

I'd never make fun of you
just pamper and spoil you

it’s an excellent multimedia and blu-ray player

Xbox is useless this gen, but you're right that Idort is forever the best way unless you're a retarded twelve year old

I still have two Xbox 360's lying around.

>PC, PS3/4, Switch/3DS, and Vita

Feels good, but fuck that backlog

I legit can't afford all of them. I have the Switch and a xbox360 and steam on my macbook pro and I'm fine

was $200 for xbox one, 2 controllers, gears 1-4+judgement, and battlefield 1 for black friday on Dell last year.

thssbttgtytcllmngr

This is bait to get you to call me nigger. Spic is the correct term gringo.

but he could just use his ps4 controller

xbone controller > ps4 controller

...

Was one last gen and the gen before and the gen before, haven't bothered this gen because the PS4 and the Xbox One have been complete jokes.