Uh, g-guys?
Uh, g-guys?
Ryan Roberts
Zachary Thompson
This is Domino’s, how may I help you
Landon Garcia
Hey man can I get a medium pepperoni with extra cheese
Anthony Reed
A. FUCKING. LEAF.
Alexander Brown
It's real. Holy shit.
Tyler Perry
From PLAY! Zine
>Though a really neat game, Super Mario Odyssey is an utterly underwhelming adventure for every long-term Super Mario fan in existence. Unless Cappy brainwashed you. In that case, you are a satisfied zombie customer now. No, seriously, only a zombie would find a healthy challenge in this pleasant but disappointingly easy Super Mario Walk-in-the-park. Sorry - Odyssey
It's laughable how noname reviewers are relying on even bigger clickbait articles.
Ryan Hall
yeah can i get a mouthfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
burger?
Daniel Roberts
NINTENDOOMED HAHAHAHAHA
Connor Peterson
can you check this 9
Luke Barnes
what professional reviewers review a game months after its release?
Henry Wood
holy shit wtf!1!1! now i hate nintendo
Dominic Morris
>Nintendo penalty strikes again
Joshua Bailey
What's the point of reviewing a game more than a month later? In any way, it's still better than the launch games of every other recent console.
Jose Sanders
Uh yeah, I want a boneless cheese pizza with a 2L diet coke
Nicholas Price
NINTENIGGERS BTFO
Still 20 points too high
Jaxson Barnes
>Don't win any important awards
>Metacritic drops a point
OH NO
Leo Thompson
Canadians are almost bad as australians I swear to god.
Logan Anderson
Fucking faggots ruined it. Now officially 1 poitn worse than zelda
Luis Cook
John?
Jaxson Williams
Nintendo should go 3rd party now
SEETHING
NINTENIGGERS BTFO
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
KEK GO HOME DRUMPFINS
IT WAS HER TURN
ZELDA IS GOTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jose Evans
Imagine being so much of a fucking autismo that you lose you shit over such trivial and pointless minutia, good fucking grief
Alexander Butler
MC and user average is still 93, which is fair.
Caleb Stewart
>le BONELESS Maymay
what the fuck is wrong with little fucking kids for them to think some black dude saying boneless over and over was funny?
Lucas Gonzalez
>Super Mario 0dyssey
Luis Mitchell
>TRINITY TRIFORCE BTFO
OH NO NO NONONONONO
(breathes in)
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Christopher Robinson
Wanting a more accurate review, I would imagine.
Parker James
Are we really this desperate to shitpost that we're going to pretend that a 96 is bad now?
Blake Moore
>being over 18 years old
>playing mario
>not pre ordering fifa 18
virgin faggots the lot of you
Aiden Brooks
>a 9 score dropped it from 97 to 96
lmao