What should I get for Christmas Sup Forums...

What should I get for Christmas Sup Forums? I don't want anything and i'm too old for this but it's really stressing out my mother. I need to spend like 300$ canadian.

a gf

a prostitute

Don't need one. I get to see my daughterfoo (cousin) around christmas

You need to be 18 to post here, OP.

Onahole.

i'm 23, which is why i'm too old for this. my parents take christmas really seriously, maybe in part because we don't really care about other holidays or birthdays.

I'm worried If I don't come up with something she's going to buy me a switch or 4k TV which I don't want/need and is too much money.

>Belittle the shit out of the Switch since its release with absolutely no game
>All those games that get released over the year and the one in the future as well
Real talk, a Switch seems like an awesome investment right now, I may get one myself;

Ask for something practical like a fucking toolkit or something you stupid faggot. Grow up.

give me ideas. it needs to be something she thinks I could actually want. I don't know how to use any tools.

Dude just be thankful your parents still care about you.

I am, which is why i'm worried this is stressing my mom out.

Just ask for a Steam card or something.

they obviously don't like giving pure money, in gift cards or otherwise. she wants gifts under the tree.

Do you live alone?
How are we supposed to know what you need/like if we don't know your current situation?
Regardless, gym membership can work.

No I live with my parents or in a house with roomates while I'm at school, but I come back most weeks.

buy a set of "disney vault" movies so that you can cash out on it in 5 years. There are 16 movies that disney only ever do limited runs off of, and the blue ray version is on sale right now.

Well since You're on Sup Forums.
Maybe something like a VR thing?
Shoes?
Piece of hardware for PC?
Maybe say your walls are empty at your other place and ask for a painting or something?

A fucking lamp?

Trash bin?
Eating utensils/plates/bowls.
I don't know man.

actually I could use a trash bin for my room. waste basket is too small. that's far from 300$ though.

You said you wanted to keep it cheap right?
Trash bins cost around 50-80 bucks.
Sounds good to me.
Maybe add something like a book or a headset, DVD's of a show you enjoy?

You could ask for a pots/pans set and a recipe book. Sure it's not 300 but it'll knock out about 100 of that depending on the quality of the cookware.
Just basing off my own living situation, I'm usually the one who winds up cooking for family/roommates and I like trying out new ways to prepare stuff. Plus cooking itself is like an extra way for me to relax aside from vidya.

>You could ask for a pots/pans set and a recipe book

i'm not a fucking woman

I don't enjoy cooking either but we all gotta learn man.

Get fallout 4, the pip boy edition

Get a stuffed bird.
Classy as hell.

Do you want to die eating microwave dinners and fast food all by yourself?

Get a switch and some games OP
I have a mom who's the same, she insists on spending a lot and having gifts under the tree.
Personally I asked for the playstation move controllers since I already have a PS4 and know I'm going to be getting dreams next year.

But the switch is in a good spot now and it seems like it's only going to get better, so I'd go for that if I was you.

>buying cookbooks when internet recipies exist

>buying cookware when I live at home most of the time and we already have that shit

I already know how to cook well enough.

A single snail

I don't want a switch and It's too much money. she'll spend like 500$ if I ask for it or if she has no other ideas. but it's too much for something I don't even want.

cooking is manly these days
it's something to take pride in and requires precision, skill and time management

nothing says man like being able to cook for yourself, not being able to is kinda looked at as pathetic now

fair enough
just look for random peripherals you could want/use but wouldn't really wanna get yourself
I tend to go with headphones and stuff if I don't know what I want.

I don't know what you'd want, so I'll just say what I want. Get an amusement park pass like a Universal or Six Flags, a lot of them have "buy a day ticket at full price and get a year" deal going on right now.

Nowhere did you indicate that you had cookware, just that you lived with roommates and with family. With family it's understood that your folks have cookware, but when living with roommates, odds are that the cookware you have as a collective are of cheap quality or none at all.
That's precisely why I shoved my own roommates out of the kitchen after they managed to set a pot of water on fire out of sheer incompetence some years ago.