What do you suppose he's trying to say?

What do you suppose he's trying to say?

That he likes MOTORCYCLES VROOOOOOOMMMMMM

i want to FUCK that animal

he's uncomfortable being around all those girls

To kill yourself you queer sack of shit

He's gay

wait, so this is canon?

Yes, that's what he's implying in the OP's pic. Clever of the devs to put this dailogue in.

>still no amiibo

YOU HAD ONE JOB NINTENDO

wait but how could he find clothes that fit him

>those wide open eyes

yeah he enjoyed it I bet

kiss the kass

I want to _hug that bird.

>you will never be Amali
>you will never be penetrated by Kass's massive dong repeatedly
>you will not lay eggs to produce qt chicks
>you will never be able to long for him that you probably have some quality time while the children are away practicing

He does look uncomfortable.

Haha I expect this blow up hard

oh god I wish that was me

yeah but then I'd have to be a girl for that
actually I think that would be worth it

male + female is gross please leave

think about it user, you're now Kass's wife, and you miss his mammoth of a dick inside of you in both ways that you yearn for his return (most likely he leaves and comes back occasionally now that his master's verses are done)

user that's gay

He has a wife and kids

I would be too, if I was a married man

Having a wife and kids doesn't mean you can't be gay
pretty sure there was a pastor who felt he had to keep up appearances despite being gay so he forced himself to marry and have kids
ha ha

his dialogue makes it sound like he played inside the town, which meant he crossdressed like Link

Birds don't typically have penises so that large bulge is inaccurate. This is how they fug.

I want to fuck Kass up the dickhole

Good thing these are Rito and not your generic birds.

Why do fags ruin everything? It's fucking unsufferable, we can't even discuss Zelda anymore.

What did he mean by this?

Why do you ruin literally everything in existence with your faggotry?

He's a travelling bard. He would have no reason to get married unless he actually wanted to. He's not like a pastor who has certain things expected of him by the community

>Why do fags make everything better?
ftfy

Not all birds. Ducks have giant corkscrew penises

There's the pressure of extinction.

Maybe she's emotionally abusive and has crippled his self esteem to the point he feels he has to stay married to her or he would cease to function.

Should I buy a Switch just for this game?

That sounds too standard.

stop sexualizing kass

Try reporting and then witnessing an absence of homosexuals

everytime

You fags have been saying that for years.

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Somebody explain this phenomena. Why does it happen? Is it because autists immediately assume they have better personalities or something?

Nothing wrong with this even a little bit.

>Why does it happen?

It's called having taste.

personally because for me it's fantasy and so I should go all out in my desire

I have literally no idea why I want to fuck monsters, but video games are to blame for sure

There is no logic to furfaggotry

He's cute and awesome and fun to be around and helps you out and travels the world and sings songs so I like him.

That's the logic. Having trouble following that? Sad.

>anymore

Hahaha are you serious you newfag? Zelda has always been like this. OoT/MM was lusting after male zora. By far the worst was TP, with fags wanting to fuck link, furfags wanting to take wolf link's knot, and everyone else wanting to pound shortstack midna. It was literally impossible to discuss that game.

Big scary monster guys don't get any love and are very lonely. They appreciate any form of affection somebody shows them and are actually big loving sweethearts

Maybe if you spent less time bitching like a woman and more time discussing this wouldn't be as much of a problem for you. Or you could just do what I do and not give a fuck like a sane person.

I don't give a fuck, retard. That was my entire point, that Zelda discussion has always been this way.

Sounds less like you don't give a fuck and more like you're just so upset you lost hope.

There's plenty more games to get a Switch for than Zelda, user. But it's a good starting point.

Don't see how that's possible, since I'm enough of a degenerate to be interested in wolf link and midna.

There is nothing sexual about nice friendly hugs and cuddling against your bird bro.

I blame Sup Forums and Sup Forums, these places can change anyone into a degenerate.

I have absolutely no idea but it always seems to work that way for me.
I was a degenerate long before I found either.
Though they sure didn't help.

Do girls have the hots for Kass or is it just gay men?

Mostly faggots. Far as I can tell most girls like Revali, Link, and Sidon

>ITT: People spin their gay headcannon as fact

>Ravioli

wow girls do have shit taste

girls have abysmal taste and are only ever into humans and not big cuddly animal/monster daddies

Monsters are incredibly powerful and often have extra utilities like flight. People find traits like these in everyday humans sexy. The same goes for monsters.

>TFW your testicules deposit semen into the cloaque of a fertile poule.

It's sad, really.

>being butt blasted about fag fantasies

Shape of Water will make monsterfucking mainstream with girls.

1. i really like greek and egyptian mythology
2. ive always wanted to fuck normie fantasy races (elves, mermaid, whatever)
3. monsters are more exotic than elves, gradually got into them

i dont think im part of the furry norm though. a golden retriever with tits disgusts me, but a fantasy magic werewolf is hot. i only like the magic-y aspect of monsters

in a game where a pedo canonically gets together with a little zora girl

>women like femmy boys
>gay guys like masculine men.

Women are the new faggots.

since birbs are dinosaurs does that mean kassfags are scalies?

I don't wanna fuck real animals, but if there was a handsome birdman who was twice my size, buff as hell, and talked down to me like I was his son / a kid, I'd be calling him daddy in no time.

No homo.

It makes me pee pee hard

Me on the bottom.

I knew it was gay for Sup Forumsirgins to like women. Fucking faggots

This would have been funnier if they had actually tried to draw a fucking picture instead of inserting a a wall of text onto everybody.

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