Is there anything Nintendo can't do?

Is there anything Nintendo can't do?

make more advance wars

Stop itself from being greedy.
Amiibos are nothing more than a huge cash grab.
Nobody can defend that.
They saw the success of skylanders and did a poor job of making their own product useful.

have free online

Make games for 18+

Make fun games

Make a dating sim

release a good console

make actually good games without bribing journalists

Make bad, unpolished games that wouldn't warm the heart of even the most mature adults and make connaisseurs wonder how they never fail at designing the games in a genius and novel way every time

Make Zelda x Fates crossover musou game with a dating sim elements

Consoles that don't last for 5 years and anyone giving a fuck about them afterwards
Also not copying shitty politics from sony and microsoft and in terms of gameplay even copy ubishit games
Also not making lootbox shit as amiibo

Roguelikes(rougelite)

Amiibos are like useless cosmetic DLCs (looking at you, horse armor). But they are collectibles, and good at that. Nice quality.

Make mature games.

This.
Anyone who unironically defends a console that has payed online is an actual shill.

STOP!

Make games that aren't completely reliant on classic characters.

Make an eroge/galge/...

I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but it's something Nintendo will not do.

Make a boss fight that isnt shit.

Make a game with the depth of nes snes to melee. After that Nintendo lost all replayabilty.
Bring all past Nintendo games to modern systems.
Actively encourage players for playing harder games or going against the grain to do crazy shit in s game.
Support all romhacks by putting them on the systems.
Make all romhacks and past titles netplay worthy.
Fire all the modern devs and replace them with people like cryzenx and pannen keok
That way we can get a Zelda and Mario with passion.
Have old school fans manage the legacy of each and every game they have created.
Hire romhackers as indie devs and create new indie titles or even Nintendo games
Explore new ideas like a Diablo2 Nintendo edition.
Mmo Mario with Mario 64 mechanics
Descent with Nintendo paint.
Pokemon mmo.
5v5 to 20vs20 Zelda binding of isaac 3d dungeon game.
Have meetings with Old school fans and big wigs like cryzenx and pannenkeok and ask them about the direction of their games.
A voting system of features or to ask for help to develop a game from fans.
Nes and snes devs live stream.
Mod able games
Vr
Able to download steam games and have Nintendo games on steam.
Subscription service for all consoles.

>Support all romhacks by putting them on the systems.
God damn I love a good joke.

Huh, I guess splatoon doesn't exist :^)

I would say 90% of romhacks are better designed than modern Nintendo titles

Whether they're good or bad is irrelevant.

Ah, forgot about that one.

I just want Nintendo to be one with their fans

Bring my grandma back

stable online gaming

You're basically asking for paid mods which the exact thing we shit on Valve for trying to force and you really want that?

Win GOTY twice the same year.
If it coud be possible, they would have this year.

Nope you are putting words into my mouth you are asking for paid mods I just want them to give the option to fans who want it.

And how exactly is that different from a paid mod?

Beat Sony

Modded games =/ paid

Have modern hardware. Not censor games. Not be the literal cause of the console age, the single worst thing to ever happen to video games

You think Nintendo will do all that for free? Do you think ANYONE would do that for free? If I was the guy in charge of compiling a list of all the romhacks to include and I wasn't paid for that, I'd be pissed.

>Nintendo charges 5 bucks for Mario roms
>some how they'll make modded games free
This joke just keeps getting better

He's talking about including fanmade romhacks, I think.

Port Mother 3 to English

Sell me their products

I know.

>ahh oh you want paid mods?
No
>to bad because Nintendo won't do it!

You have a slight confusion.
The sales alone for allowing this would make Nintendo have another renaissance.
Fans love something they will make it.
Not everyone has a sick delusion to be rich

Voice chat. They keep managing to fuck that simple shit up. Why the fuck is a smart phone required when the Switch already runs on a modified android and has Bluetooth? How come they STILL haven't made Bluetooth headsets pairable with the Switch?
On that note, how come I can't use my USB-C headphones with the Switch? It's obviously already got the capability to send video AND audio through the USB-C slot.

Nintendo is just fucking lazy.

>make more advance wars
Its on the way. I have much confidence both AW and F-Zero revivals will be announced this year. They're on a roll lately and Koizumi said expect some dormant franchise coming back in 2018.

Every thing is free
I never said anything about money.

I said though Nintendo should hire the romhackers to make original games and of course those would be paid for

Make good hardware

Anything Genesis does

And who the fuck are you to make that prediction? Do you understand the average consumer and their wants? Are you in marketing or R&D for a big tech company?

>You have a slight confusion
The only one confused here is you, fucking third worlder. If this is bait I'm 100x more mad, so good fucking job you retard.

>I'm talking out of my ass
The opposite is true, actually.

No, you didn't say anything like that, but it's still hilarious.

>Every thing is free
Hello Senator Sanders. How's that new house?

The year is almost over. If anything it'll be in the January Direct, but Intelligent Systems is currently working on Heroes and FE Switch so they probably aren't working on AW at the moment.

1080p

>I have much confidence both AW and F-Zero revivals will be announced this year.
you're in for some disappointment.

He did say that several lines below, but that doesn't make his point of including every romhack ever moot like he implies in . He's just a retarded kid that wants everything.

make good rpg games.

make a good console

Project Octopath's demo was fun, it's Squeenix but a Switch exclusive so that counts for something IMO.

I said in my post earlier that I want Nintendo to support romhacks


Where the fuck does the word paid for come from that?

Your the one with confusion and you read it wrong not my fault you can't read.

Also show your proof corporation man that you know anything about amything
If they cared about customers as much as investors my game plan would be happening right now.
Retard
Also why is melee and super Mario maker the top twitchable games?

Because they have the most replayabilty.
If I was at Nintendo I would use that knowledge and do something with it!!!

Yes, what SEGA does.

Mods.
You know more and romhacks are free and always have been free.

Socialism is still consumerism.
Show me a society where the end goal is not consumerism.
Peasantry slaves for items.

Capital and commun both have this problem fuck both of them

>Also show your proof corporation man that you know anything about amything
>If they cared about customers as much as investors my game plan would be happening right now.
>immediately going to ethos

Well you set your argument up for that
You get what you put out. Also where is your proof hmm?

>I want Nintendo to support romhacks
That requires time and work, both of which = money. Just because you don't want them to be paid, that doesn't make them magically cost nothing.

>Top twitchable games
I don't see a single Nintendo game in the top streamed games right now. What are you trying to say with this? What does Melee have to do with romhacks? What does SMM have to do with romhacks?

Of course romhacks themselves are free, if the literal whos that made them charged even $0.50 then no one would play them. Compiling the ones worth playing and putting them on a system (a-la plug and play) or on a server for download costs money. You can't expect Nintendo to just eat that cost.

You need to be 18 to post on Sup Forums.

You're the one making outrageous claims about what you think the market wants. Back them up, faggot. Refuting those claims without nothing to back them up is as simple as me saying

You
Are
A
Retard
And
Wrong

It's literally not my argument.
>corporation man
All the proof anyone needs to know you have no idea what you're talking about.

The sales alone for supporting this would outsell the costs literally you could talk to all emulator creators and they would love to work with Nintendo

Think smash ladder with pc and switch collaborating. Nintendo is literally rejecting their main support group and kicking themselves. While they keep trying to make a new support group which lasts only a while.

See

Show me proof that you know what people want.
Millions of views of videos touching this subject prove enough.
Also switch users would play these games and a new era of fans can see old.
Also the fans that are to lazy to hack a vita or Wii.
This could sell millions of devices
Well I see Sup Forums posting pannenkeok
/vr/ romhacking it up.
Super Mario online is a worldwide hit.
Cemu dolphin. Etc etc
Last impact

Investor's
And nintendo afraid that they will be replaced by romhackers is the problem. They don't want competition.

Can't you see it wasn't serious autismoron

5 minutes to set a 20 MB romhacks on a system is time.

LMAO

This just keeps getting better and better.

Nintendo could make bank

>he thinks fans will make games for free for Nintendo to make money with
holy shit I'm laughing

Oh the only legal place to get the games is on the system.
And romhacks

I'm sure they would sweetie

It’s amazing to see the delusions going on. Kid thinks he would steer Nintendo into a new golden age if he was given the chance.

It hurts...

Kill Fire Emblem

Oh no new ways to play old games! If I was fan of Nintendo back in the day if I haven't gotten a Nintendo system in a while it might make me interested in the system!

-said no one ever

>says a Wii babby

I say we make a announcement to Nintendo to steer the course for the company

Well all my friends who loved nes games do not play modern Nintendo games. Also it would show Nintendo's dedication to old school fans

>Amiibos are like useless cosmetic DLCs
*were

Nowadays:
- exclusive content
- exclusive difficulty settings

Fuck kike-endo.

sup

As if the gaming industry would do that at all.
No, a "M" sticker (aka tis and asses and blood and gore) doesn't make a game actually mature.

>huge cash grab
Well Nintendo is a company.

Nothing new about it

That's what you want though, old games.

Nintendo doesn't make horror games either way.

No I want anyone to be able to access old school and remixed versions that can work online in a simple easy experience catered to rewarding players who never played that era of video games

>phoneposting
BEGONE!

Why? Also too bad because it's not going to happen. Not just nintendo, no developer would do that.

>Nintendo doesn't make horror games either way.

Eternal Darkness.

Basic online services
AKA parties and join friends from menu

If they did it would be the be all end all for them and it would be like 1985 for Nintendo again.


Honestly the only reason not to is because gamers would spend all their time playing the classic games instead of the modern ones

Actually Nintendo is the only company left, who actually publish real survival horror.
>Project Zero 5

kek

>any exclusive for nintendo released is made by nintendo
How retarded are you. Also eternal darkness was made by pedos.