"A bullet hit it once...bounced off of me with just a scratch...."
"A bullet hit it once...bounced off of me with just a scratch...."
Jaxson Walker
Nicholas Cook
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
THEY DESTROYED
MY BEAUTIFUL
TIGER
Cooper Torres
HEAVY PANZER IS UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK
WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS
Lucas Fisher
KRUPP STEEL
PORSCHE ENGINES
WHO CAN DEFEAT US?
Justin Ward
GOT A JOB FOR FRANZ PANZER?
Luke Harris
Friends all tried to warn me
But I held my head up high
All the time they warned me
But I only passed them by
Dominic Lee
It is an American tank, so small, no?
Josiah Thompson
They're scratching your paint job Helmut!
Adam Fisher
I always found it weird how the Hellcat looked much larger than the Sherman - I never looked it up so it might've actually really been that way but it still seems weird in the game. Hellcat hits tanks a lot harder but cannot take nearly as much hits as the sherman so the sizes should be the other way around
Luis Long
The hellcat is smaller than a sherman, weighs much less too, the hellcat is just designed to carry around a big anti-tank gun really fucking fast, it's barely got any armor.
Also their turrets should be the same diameter, they used similar turret rings irl and could probably swap turrets if the crews really wanted to for whatever reason.
Xavier Ross
Which MOBA is this?
Matthew Roberts
The unit scale in CoH isn't accurate
Gavin Barnes
Well, it is bigger, but not that much
6,66m vs 6,2m
Zachary Wright
>armor skirts
>tiger while defensive doctrine
autism=activated
Gabriel Roberts
A shot in the side hits the ammo there, see? Kaboom!
Playing Warthunder taught me how right he was. Fucking tiggers.
Caleb Turner
You should be more triggered by the commander standing out of the cupola to his fucking waist.
Lincoln Sanders
ENGINEERS
EYES AND EARS
Caleb Gutierrez
Stormtroopers has the best lines.
Thomas Murphy
Its been so long since I played this, but did the Crocodile Shermans have a "burn motherfucker" line or did I just imagine that? Would love a sound clip of that if it actually exists.
Jeremiah Wright
I think so.
I'd watch a movie about these guys. Fuck Fury and that gay shit.
youtube.com
Kayden Morgan
>Sure, we'll hide this giant gun
>Open top tank, rain.... Fucking great engineering
>Gunner, douchebag, 12'o clock
>Volksgrennader here... For what it's worth
German had the best lines
Carson Bennett
What was the american one when a motorcycle shoots at the tank?
Lucas Diaz
I think it was something like "Sherman under motorcycle attack... what the hell does he think he's doing?" or something like that.
Pershings had a good one: "talk about overkill... sniper is KIA."
Also:
PUMA TRYING TO ENGAGE OUR ARMOUR. GOOD LUCK!
Luis Martinez
Yeah the puma one was fucking great. My other favorite one is
"OVERCHARGE OVERCHARGE OVERCHARGE"
Benjamin Jones
>tfw i played through the first game and its dlc multiple times
>tfw i cant even finish the second one once
online is shit too
Robert Brooks
comeon give me eyeballs
Nicholas Lopez
Airborne, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SURROUNDED
Brandon Williams
Nathaniel Sullivan
YES SIR
YES SIR
YES SIR
FUCK YOU SIR
Zachary Lewis
It's supercharge.
Bentley Kelly
Ya know what, you are right, i'm fucking tired. Thank you.
Ayden Jenkins
I always like to play against the AI in CoH, and don't get me wrong, it was always cheating in 1 like the germans shitting out StuG like no tomorrow despite controlling no points at all, but the AI being able to always see the gun range and cone of fire at all time made it super hell, couldn't use neither anti-tank guns or mortar team, because of that shit, the AI would ALWAYS walk around despite having no way to know that I had that shit placed here.
Eli Bailey
Best map
Nathan Scott
>not villers bocage
William James
Duffy... We're on a fuel point, and YOU'RE SMOKING A CIGA-FUCKING-RETTE?
Michael Russell
>they used similar turret rings irl and could probably swap turrets if the crews really wanted to for whatever reason.
you could just install 75 mm in 76 mm gun mount. M4A3E2 was supposed to have 76 mm, but command wanted 75 mm which was more effective at fortification clearing, and for logistics simplicity (76 mm was limited to anti-tank guns and TDs).
By end of 1944, when 75 was superseded by 76 mm, remained vehicles were rearmed back to 76 mm in field workshops
American focus on logistics and planning foward never cease to amaze me
Jeremiah Hill
...
Liam Williams
kek, I've already been through that video a few times several years ago. Even replayed the game to see if it was real. No luck.
Cooper Flores
He's probably Welsh
Welsh are all retarded like that.
Dominic Turner
> Tank.
> Has a health bar.
What?
Caleb Ward
Its an rts you nitwit.
Charles Myers
Hellcat has fuck all armor, like the other user said. It was meant to carry a bigger gun and be zippy as all fuck.
Caleb Cox
>I play 3 hour Annihilation games against easy bots starter pack
Adam Sanders
>American focus on logistics and planning foward never cease to amaze me
they had the luxury of joining the war late and not having bombs dropped on their factories constantly. the US cheated, americans are cowards and have no honour. that's why they drop $20,000 bombs on farmers and pretend they accomplished something.
Juan Jones
Did Conrad ever tie those fuckin' laces?
Anthony Thompson
How is he gonna stab the other tank with his knife if he doesn't get out, you stupid yank.
Ian Clark
t. Dresden farmer
Evan Hernandez
TAKING FIRE FROM THE CUTE LITTLE PANZER. FUCKING ADORABLE, LIKE A PUPPY.
KILL IT!
Henry Scott
any niggas here playing the mods? blitzkrieg is fun as fuck, everything coh2 should be
is /coh2/ general allowed here
Austin Hill
Lincoln Sanders
Oh I'm sorry, let me break the laws of physics and make the Americas landmass within German bombing range to make shit fair for you
Charles Allen
Eastern Front is on steam. Play that instead of CoH2.
Isaac Howard
Motorcycle is FAAAAAAACKED
Jace Ross
ASSAULT GRENADIERS MOVING OUT
Matthew Sanders
is it populated?
also, is it balanced? coh2 balance is fucked right now.
Julian Sullivan
Kinda to both questions.
David Robinson
Weraboo please
Xavier Kelly
...
Matthew Collins
>tfw shit at rts so played this game like ww1 stalemate simulator against bots
Ryan Adams
The American para-drop pre-D-day was a disaster, the weather was terrible, less than half dropped to their assigned points, squad mates landed many miles away from eachother and they still completed every single primary, secondary and tertiary objective despite this. The American airborne were one of the greatest and bravest divisions in the whole war.
t. Britfag
Blake Barnes
i made this and the thread is already on page 8?
what the fuck, who's going to laugh at my oc