Death Stranding

Just what the hell did I just watch guys?

An intentionally vague trailer that people are too stupid to parse anything from, and too ungrateful for its bizarre, abnormal existence despite constantly bitching about how milktoast and by the books the industry usually is.

Get ready for people who are too stupid to put 2 and 2 together when it comes to gameplay being shown off (hint: the sony-funded playstation exclusive might be shown at PSX this weekend)

Also get ready for idiots not paying attention to say it'll take 5 or 6 years when Kojima confirmed its releasing next year.

Gameplay is gonna be the same as TPP with new features.

Yeah, based on how he described it, i'd assume so.

And thats a good thing.

Its not that hard to figure out the base story if you have been following it.

Basically in the future people have figured out how to harvest life as a power source (hence why the guy that was trapped in the trailer was getting old quickly when they showed up, they were draining it)

Babies since they are so young have the most life available to give thus making them an incredibly high power source and it seems based on the trailer strong enough to bring you back from the dead somehow. It seems like he died went to the water and the baby gave him another life

kino

I'm still trying to figure it out myself.

>muh celebs
It's total normie shit.

that dude looks like a lesbian that works at my nearby walmart

I thought that the baby had some magic power or some shit and mc need to save him because he's the mc son. But this makes more sense.

I don't know, but there was something really great about it. It's intriguing. I don't even give a shit about the game itself, but the setting and story seems fantastic, still thinking about it.

>milktoast

Well you see, OP, once there was an explosion...

>milktoast

Why does this make me feel like I should know what it means?

why does kojima think making confusing nonsensical random shit makes a game 2deep4you brainlets? Every fucking time he makes a bullshit excuse when he has to explain it. LOL NANOMACHINES DONT ASK, ITS PARASITES THAT AFFECT THE VOCAL CORDS WHEN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!
Fucking gook.

it means plain

Because fuck realism, this is a video game, the more fucking retarded it is, the better.

Pretentious garbage, atleast he is doing shitty trailers right now and not trying to pass it off for a "game".

He's a hack, he does retarded shit, autists find it out and think it's some deep thing that no one has figured out yet, and praise him for it.

I'm just waiting for more videos to watch while being comfy like Python's and others

but not YongYea

no

not YongYea

>This is a videogame
>shown 0 gameplay since it initial reveal only cinematic shit
>stars literal movie stars and codeveloped with a literal movie director/producer
Could've fooled me

God shut the fuck up.

The gameplay will probably be a continuation of what he was doing in MGSV, now quit bitching and whining and just sit back and enjoy the roller coaster, you fucking child.

Shit that seems "deep" and "thought-provoking" now because we're seeing it out of context but will probably be explained off-handedly in the game itself ruining its mystique forever.

>milktoast

This

but I want to know why anyway, to an extent. Something has to stay mysterious tho

>mfw that guy starts stabbing himself because dying would be a better option than getting caught by whatever the fuck that was

>constantly bitching and whining and moaning about the video game industry being copy and pasted xerox shit
>bitch, whine, and moan when something tries to be different

Fuck off.

So this is basically confirmed to be mgs6 right? Where is caramel?

Same shit when you played as big boss in the MGS games. MG1-mgs2 you heard about Big Boss and his legend that made him like sort of like a mythical warrior. Then when Kojima started to play through his storyline the mystique about him disappeared. MGS3 was a fun game but anything after MGS2 went full on retarded because he had to explain all the bullshit and had to make excuses for everything because he does not plan ahead he just wants to make a game 2deep4u and thought provoking as possible without really thinking ahead. he just went NANOMACHINES DID EVERYTHING THAT I CANT EXPLAIN.

dead, hopefully

Hideo Kojima's gonna make you his bitch.

this

that's milquetoast

>
>Gameplay is gonna be the same as TPP with new features.
What is TPP?

>protagonist constantly looks like he's about to die and has to carry a fetus around
>antagonist is invisible and omnipotent
How the fuck can you make something even remotely playable out of that, let alone TPP-level action shenanigans

The Pussy Pulverizer

By making a game around it.

It isnt hard, faggot.

Its like asking the narrative justification for Snake hauling around 50 rocket launchers. Who cares.

The Penis Pulverizer

Trans-Pacific Partnership. Watch the fucking news for five minutes

good shit tbqh famalam

you're supposed to say "What did I think of it?"