/psx/

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING edition

1rd

ZERO AWARDS

>no tenchu trailer

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3st

yeah wtf. thought this would be cool?

3st

3rd

>talk show, the game

>a fucking 1 1/2 hour talk show

STRONG FEMALE

>yfw you're not a sony nigger

>tfw edition threads have to be made because the janitors are absolutely fucking useless

This board fucking blows

>Horizon Zero Dawn
>God of War
It's happening again

pretty gay for now

cool it with the racism

>it's dead bud

Why are you guys even watching this? They already said there won't be any interesting reveals, it's just corporate circlejerking.

It is cool. These games aren't on PC; that makes them automatically good.

It's the PC Gaming Show all over again.

>small
>handcrafted
>ARTISAN
>SPY-
>God of war

Are you guys retarded? This is the opening cerimony

was taking a shit, they showed something yet?

>God of reddit
not again

>God of Bore

WHERE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

GODDDDDDDDDS

awkward as fuck

Literally fucking nothing. Fuck you.

>God of Snore

>There's not gonna be anything interesting guys
>Wtf there's nothing interesting

...

hahahaha

Holy shit, this is so trash.

THIS IS THE OPENING CERIMONY RETARDS

>Sonyroaches will defend this shitshow

VR WAS A MISTAKE
FORCING HORIZON WAS A MISTAKE

You realize Sony has been showing off the exact same suite of games (Horizon, God of War, Days Gone, Last of Us 2, Spooder-Man) for like 2-3 years now, over and over and over again?

what have they announced/talked about so far? just tuned in.

YOU'VE JUST GOTTA BELIEVE, user

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*snores*

Someone post that guys face while clapping

that guy needs to regrow his beard, he just looks like a less autistic elon musk now

WIpeout VR could be cool

>the PLAY TEST was 25 hours
LMAO

what even is this

>playstation thought people wanted anything besides new trailers

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just vr shit and stuff we already know about

Will SEGA have their own E3 presser next year?

>yfw not a sonyboy

should I go to bed

VR Race game and VR The Last Guardian

golden sony wojak sucked into his own ass turbine.mpg

>Actually believing it's going to get any better than this
Delusional Sonyfags

sonic totem will this stop being a fucking boring shitshow?

will I ever be happy in life

Usually those are very bombastic and full of announcements or at least are remotely exciting. This is embarrassing and boring as fuck; if I wanted to watch a bunch of middle-aged cucks chat about games I'd go to giantbomb.com

Where the video games?

They better be saving the best for last, and not the of Us variety because we know that's gonna be shit.

Will they show spyro?

The new God of War looks like shit.

There, I said it.

>This is the opening cerimony
The opening ceremony for the weekend event. It's like how the E3 conferences are "opening ceremonies". If they're announcing anything, it's gonna be now so they can show it on the show floor.

Wipeout VR
Some VR FPS, 4v4, kinda looks like R6S
everything else is just updates

LE

They could cancel a highly a game right now and it would improve this trash fire.

>have shitty E3 to save it for PSX
>have shitty PSX to save for E3

Will I fall asleep before this ends?

50

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Fuck this. Fuck video games. I need a new hobby. What anime should I watch? I've only seen DBZ and Death Note.

holy shit cory got old, I remember watching developer vids for God of War 2, time sure does fly

what did he mean by this


6

Will they show a new Gex game?

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Nice

NO ANNOUNCEMENTS LMAO

Will there be any good games announced in this piece of shit talkshow?

Watch Angel Beats my man

>Banter

BANTZ

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GAMEPLAY

just actually play video games, there is no way you have played all the good ones.

But user, it's the Year of Horizon: Zero Awards, they just said so!

Just leave now

This is so fucking boring. It's been only about half an hour so far and literally nothing is happening. They're just circle jerking HZD and God of War and showing old footage.

Do they really not have anything?!

The average sony fan

>anime
>hobby

Made me kek. Watch Berserk, Hunter X Hunter, Monster, basilisk.

Dude is fucking reaming him kek

>Tour Bus
vs
>Theme Park

Do you know where you are?

>inb4 "LITERALLY WHO"

thx sonic totem, gn bros

I wish i had the "Were are the videogames?" webm of Will Smith

oooh~ honeycombed

Who does this even provide value to? If you have nothing to say don't hold a conference.

former sony bro here, any nintendudes wanna swap my now fucking useless ps4 for a wii or even a gameboy color? i just want to see what its like to have games for once