Not augmented like Cloud/Barret/Vincent

>not augmented like Cloud/Barret/Vincent
>not non-human like Aeris/Red/Cait Sith
>still wrecks shit with her fists
>lifts skyscraper sized beasts with a single hand like nothing

Why is she so alpha?

she definitely needs a breasts reduction that's for sure

Yuffie and Cid are normal as well guess it's the materia.

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Gtfo & die

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>>lifts skyscraper sized beasts
I read that as "breasts".
I'm okay with this idea.

Hmm, could have sworn there was a guy like this in 8.

really good training

Everyone in FF8 had the same level of augmentation.

Best Tifa doujin is the one where the guy shaves her pubic and anal hair then pees in her butt. Also the ones where she fucks Red XIII or dogs are good too

Good training, hatred of Shinra, and sexual frustration because Cloud is too dense to take the hint and fuck her until she takes the lead.

If you mean GFs then no. They can do the same shit Tifa can without them.

I like the one where she finds Denzels porn, assumes it is Cloud's, and fantasizes about it.

>Playing FFVII
>Spend most of my time thinking how much I want to rest my head on Tifa's lap
>Also want to eat her out, fondle her boobs and impregnate here

Where can I find a real Tifa?

She had Zangan, other than that, pure discipline and talent. That's why Tifa is the best.

tfw no big titty next door neighbor tomboy gf

Nowhere. You'll die alone trying to find someone as perfect.

You know, there is a high chance of someone like tifa existing in real life, she is plausible at least

>Alpha
>Oh cloud please tell me what to think

Alpha female is not the same as an alpha male though, in fact, what you justo wrote is the perfecto female

Thanks for highlighting exactly why she's so fucking bland, boring and overrated. She's ugly as fuck too. Literally just tits.

Yea some superpowers and neon colors would make her way better

Call me when she can suplex a train

You’ve clearly never played FF7.

But I thought females couldn’t be “alpha”. That all women were the same, and they could only be judged based on whether they were attractive, fat and ugly, or hairdyed landwhale trannies.

Go be a flaming homosexual somewhere else, user.

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Tifa
>Fuckign master fighter teaches her all he knows
Yuffie
>Heir to a clan of ninja with all the training it implicates

Meanwhile, Cid
>Just be a fuckign angry glorified mechanic


Cid always win, %$!£¢

>not understanding ape hierarchies

let's be honest it's more realistic than 90% of the waifus here

I would like for Tifa to sit on my face.

Definitely, those things look ridiculous considering she's a fighter.

>humans follow ape hierarchy
Oh, now that was a good laugh you got out of me.

if shes so alpha why did she get beat up by yang

Dude, wolves are the ones who have the alpha pack mentality, not apes.

They do tho

Because that was a paid shill for a terrible wannabe anime that people only watch because they have no standards?

Who?

They do though

>She's so cool
>Picks one of the worst fucking pictures of her possible
>N-no it's because she s-strong
>N-not because I'm a b-beta fag who w-wants to jerk off
>Thinly veiled attempt at a lewd thread

Fucking fag

t. woMan

I love Tifa more than I love my girlfriend

This shows that we literally do not follow ape hierarchy

Death Battle video where they paired her against Yang from RWBY. If you're unfamiliar with Death Battle they do some silly analysis/study of two characters and then determine which one would win in a fight to the death. In the video they determined Yang would win because they discounted Tifa's feats like being able to lift the Emerald Weapon with one arm as not canon but then argued that since no one knew the true potential of this new ability that Yang learned at the end of the then most recent season of RWBY it could justify it countering everything Tifa could do.

Death Battle is made by ScrewAttack, a subdivision of Rooter Teeth: the company that makes RWBY. They unveiled their video on a live stream where prior to the video they were pushing the next season of RWBY, as did they during the intermission and after the video. After the video came out the researchers actually came forward and said that they had concluded Tifa would have won but the guys making the video didn't give a fuck. They just wanted to push their shiny character. It's a shame because the show was a fun, if silly premise but by falling to extreme personal bias they completely tanked it. On a humorous note I know someone got so angry they either drew or commissioned a series of images of Tifa utterly obliterating Yang so there is that.

Me too

Definitely better than when OP uses some disgusting garbage like muscle Tifa

Implants can help with that flat chest roastie.

Alright I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds like bullshit.

>lifts skyscraper sized beasts with a single hand like nothing
But she can't life a thin sheet of aluminum...

Clearly that metal sheet was made from neutron stars.

That bonobo thing was proven false, it’s the polar opposite and they go as far to rape/dominate each other. Look into it before posting.

Yuffie>Tifa

>piss and blood in other pics
boner was kill

>In the video they determined Yang would win because they discounted Tifa's feats like being able to lift the Emerald Weapon with one arm as not canon

It isn't canon though. She can't even lift tinfoil see:

I want pedos to get out

Is it Tifa peeing? That would make me hard as diamonds

yes, and later a guy is punching her so theres blood

Yet Cid is still alive.

How is this guy so BASED

Train is basic bitch shit to Tifa. She probably deadlifts a fully loaded steam locomotive as a warmup

Tifa can quite literally suplex living weapons the size of a skyscraper with ease, among other things

It's a wonder she didnt obliterate Scarlet into a fine red mist with one slap

And you've clearly never played FF6

She's ugly and uninteresting and no special existence or powers. Worst fucking waifu. Can't even lift fucking tinfoil kek

Only if you lower your standards and adjust yourself to the appeal of 3DPD. So yeah, it's plausible.

irrelevant to the topic at hand

The man's a tough son of a bitch. The only thing I've seen bring him down is old fish.

Is this better user?

Reminder that Tifa is not pure.
She manipulated Cloud into joining her terrorist organization.
She was perfectly willing to serve as a honeypot in the Don Corneo affair, suggesting it's a role she's accustomed to playing.
She initiated a sexual encounter with Cloud under the Highwind, suggesting she's experienced.
Tifa is not pure.

Being augmented or special had nothing to do with it, she simply leveled up with the rest of the party. It's Final FANTASY, after all.
Cloud wasn't even that strong to begin with, he was basically just a slightly buffed Shinra grunt (ignoring the ridiculous sword).