EVERYONE VIEWING THIS THREAD HAS BEEN TELEPORTED TO THE WORLD OF SM64
There is no objective goal, we're stuck here. Details below:
>The initial world is a "new file". all stars are up for grabs and bowser is in hiding.
>Your physical abilities will remain the same. No super jump, health/breath is limited, etc. HOWEVER, objects in the environment will have the same effect on you as they do mario. coins will still let you breathe underwater and heal your wounds, cannons will shoot you normally (although impact on the wall will be more than likely fatal)
>the worlds aren't limited to what was crafted by the developers. The kart racing track surrounding Peach's Castle will be intact, each painting will have full planets they are based on, etc.
>Characters in the game ARE SENTIENT. their programming is not concrete, but they will generally try to stick to it. Once the main events of the game have concluded, they will act according to their normal personalities as depicted in the Mario universe.
What happens and what do you do?
William Martinez
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Jack Miller
i BLJ into my own ass
Jacob Mitchell
i half press
Hudson Green
Why do you fags keep using the same game over and over? Pick something new.
Aiden Allen
Your physical abilities will remain the same. No super jump, health/breath is limited, etc. HOWEVER, objects in the environment will have the same effect on you as they do mario
We won't get past The Sunken Ship star then.
Samuel Powell
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Aiden Edwards
Princess secret slide all day every day
William Roberts
I break all the windows.
Noah Clark
I'm gonna fuck Bowser.
Camden Parker
So no invisible walls?
Jaxson Howard
do you think that yoshi gets embrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha
Carson Williams
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Jaxon Gray
>build up speed for 12 hours >literally visit another universe
Mason Lewis
>EVERYONE VIEWING THIS THREAD HAS BEEN TELEPORTED TO THE WORLD OF SM64
I just checked and this didn't happen at all. I'm still in the normal world
you motherfucker
Jordan Robinson
>only 12 hours
Elijah Thomas
I can already feel my grey matter growing.
Benjamin Baker
we're all fucking dead
Ryan Fisher
Ride on the nessi thing Use stars every day for the jammin music Princess slide Marry the single penguin mom and adopt her son
Isaac Baker
And i can feel my penus weenus growing
Aiden Barnes
Penguin cloaca
Samuel Hernandez
go fuck Yoshi on top of the castle
Asher Mitchell
>Marry the single penguin mom and adopt her son
Bentley Carter
spin bowsers meat
Aiden Cruz
I think I'd poke into bob-omb battlefield or maybe just chill out in the castle. You couldn't pay me to go to jolly roger bay.
Connor Baker
Definitely gonna be spending most of my time trying to fuck things.
Christian Martin
Build up speed and visit different QPUs until I find one where anime is real
Owen Wright
Get as far away from the rest of Sup Forums as fast as I can before everyone starts fucking everything.
Samuel Reed
I clone stars
Leo Baker
Is mario actively trying to grab the stars as well or is that responsibility ours? Because of they already have Mario fuck this shit I'm out of here to find myself a cute gf.
If don't We'll have to prepare ourselves. If the world is not limited I'm sure they'll have guns or weapons we could use as well armours and shit.
Nicholas Brown
I know this is the SM64 world but can we go out and find fire flowers and hammer suits still? Because we could fuck some shit up with those, how's death handled?
Grayson King
i would go drown outside the castle
James Taylor
I BLJ into this guy's ass:
Nathan Nguyen
If I enter a painting can I get out by pressing start and selecting exit course?
Adam Johnson
>Ride on the nessi thing Someone would need to beat the first Bowser and get the key to the basement first.
In the end everyone would wander around the castle and the slide because they have no enemies.
Matthew Allen
attempt diplomacy with the various game bosses and establish a rebellion against Bowser
Josiah Thomas
Drop this guy's wife's son off of the edge
Jonathan Martin
I wanna hug all the Skutlebugs.
Cooper Hernandez
go on the roof with yoshi haha
Angel Rogers
BING BING WAHOO ISSA ME, MALLEO
Charles Stewart
yoshi doesn't spawn until you have 120 stars though you fucking IDIOT
Owen Watson
Go to the track, keep getting items until I get a green shell, wait for Mario to drive past and knock him down. I'd explain to him that Peach baked a delicious cake for him and that she wanted to meet him at the castle, then offer to look after any stars Mario gets when he realizes Bowser has kidnapped her
Juan Martinez
>find first best slope with water >push against the wall for about 12 hours >use my speed to travel to another game